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2017/02/22 22:10:33
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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.50 cals...
grenade launchers...
Pffft!
Here. Enjoy this M.O.A.B.
Once the dust settles, I reclaim the hill, melt down the grotesque idol and use the gold to purchase a whole lotta real bacon on
My hill.
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2017/02/23 06:56:38
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Bring your "B" over here to join my "L & T" on
My hill.
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2017/02/23 09:27:00
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Tomatoes have no place on
My Hill.
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2017/02/23 14:30:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Tomato haters are banned from My Hill. And Caterpillars too. Because they eat Tomato plants.
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2017/02/23 15:18:14
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Toast is up! It's time to put together a delicious platter of BLT's and have a feast on
My hill.
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2017/02/23 22:06:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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My squid return with best and retake the hill using the power of alcohol. I then get my squid to don top hats, monicles and mc hammer suits and claim.
My hill.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/02/24 04:04:04
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You can't touch this...
My hill.
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2017/02/24 06:07:59
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Did you really think I'd be defeated so easily? The Feral Legions rise up (again) and swamp all before them in cat fur and hairballs.
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/02/24 13:44:19
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war...or in this case, the bounding, gato gobbling Squig herd on
My hill.
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2017/02/24 14:34:41
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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In my book, squig=ball, so I have a game of blood bowl on
My Hill
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2017/02/24 22:24:42
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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I place my bets, order a beer and a Hot Dog, and sit back to watch the game on
My hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/02/26 07:42:40
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2017/02/25 13:31:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The game is rained out. A rain of shot and shell from my 155mm howitzers. When the barrage is lifted, i reclaim my barren Hill.
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2017/02/26 07:46:44
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Your "hill" is nothing but a scorched shell crater...which I immediately backfill with several hundred tons of earth and then landscape with gardens, sod and meticulously maintained Koi ponds in order to rebuild
My new and improved hill.
P.S. You're all invited to the Grand Opening BBQ! BYOB.
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2017/02/26 12:20:30
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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I transform your meticulously landscaped hill into Nurgle's garden and populate it with plague marines.
My hill.
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2017/02/26 12:53:10
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Once again I claw my way up from beneath the cold ground, scare away your plague marines, and howl at the solar eclipse on My Hill.
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2017/02/26 16:40:14
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Put a sock in it with that howling, will ya! And look at the mess you guys made! Hey, landscape crew, get back to work on
My hill.
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2017/02/26 16:43:22
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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I carpet bomb the hill with napalm because:
a) It removes the landscaping nicely, and
b) I love the smell.
My hill.
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2017/02/26 23:16:48
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I clad my battle squid in fire resistance potions, arm the new auto cannond and drive you from the hill in a hail of Lego bullets made of adamantium..
They can wound on any surface.
My hill...
Now to enjoy some well deserved bacon.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/02/28 05:33:41
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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My Vortex grenade clears all this tentacled nonsense...but not the bacon...off of
My hill...now quit fething with the landscaping. It's shady and cool. 
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2017/02/28 06:57:13
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Death to landscapes!!
My Hill
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2017/02/28 14:04:20
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Die! Landscape destroyer. My Hill shall stand forever!
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2017/02/28 17:09:02
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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DIE DESTROYER OF LANDSCAPE DESTROYERS!!!
EMBER'S HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2017/02/28 17:51:26
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Enough of this....
I overrun the hill with CHAOS TANKS!!!
My hill.
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2017/02/28 22:08:30
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Chaos!
Nooo.
*I arm my squid with grav guns and fedoras and drive back the tanks.
Later I plant some lovely trees that glow in the dark when hug them as lols.
My hill...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/03/01 05:28:07
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Oh, look! Glow in the dark trees to aid my nocturnal assault to take back
My hill.
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2017/03/01 14:10:06
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Alright alright.
Christmas is over. I clear off all of those lighted trees (and Orks) from
My hill.
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2017/03/02 14:16:38
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I light up your chaos troops with a flame thrower, and watch them dance around as they burn, on My Hill.
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2017/03/02 19:22:53
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Sorry, you're out of prometheum for that big lighter of yours, now get off of
My hill. Oooh, look at all the pretty burning Chaos Marines! Who's got marshmallows?
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2017/03/02 19:43:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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My squid being me and a marshmellow pile...
We trick you into a sugar coma and calim the hill.
My hill. Go my squid, build my hill into the greatest hill ever.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/03/02 20:56:29
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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I bring batter, lemon wedges, marinara sauce and a deep fryer...Calamari for everyone on
My hill.
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