King of the Hill

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**EmberlordofFire8**

I denounce snurl as a weakling. There will be no second floors on

My Hill.

**BigWaaagh**

That's because they're crushed under the skyscrapers on

My hill.

**War Kitten**

I came in like a wrecking ball on

My Hill

**snurl**

I recycle the debris from the smashed skyscrapers, and use the cash to buy back My Hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

I ripzou off on

Mon 'ill

**BigWaaagh**

Lookey, lookey! I've got NIB TK Tomb Guard for sale on

My hill.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Go and peddle your wares elsewhere. This is

My hill.

**BigWaaagh**

Capitalism knows no bounds...except for those on

My hill.

**jhe90**

See now i buy you out and claim your shops and hill as my own.

My hill.. Please find the new custard factory if you seek employment stirring a 150kg wooden spoon 14 hours a day.

Please call.. On
My hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

I whack you with a 150kg wooden spoon until you give me back

My Hill

**jhe90**

The spoon was made of balsa wood as I'm too cheap to buy a decent spoon.

It breaks when you try to hit me and I enslave you in my custad factory working a hamster wheel turning a little converter belt of per packaged custard.

My hill.

**snurl**

My legions attack, like custard's last stand, on My Hill.

**jhe90**

I blow the charges and flood the hill with slowly going off custard and leave it rather yellow.

There your hill is now a monument to the power of custard.

**BigWaaagh**

My Bulldog is given the task to clean up all the wayward custard and does so with great joy on

My hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

YES!! DOGGO!!!!

BigWaaagh's Hill

**snurl**

Your dog is sent packing by my cat, on My Hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

YAY!! KITTEH!!!

My Hill!

**BigWaaagh**

There'll be hairballs being spit up on

My hill.

**War Kitten**

Don't you dare hurt that cat on

My Hill

**snurl**

Cats are purrfect on My Hill.

**Verviedi**

I lie down and pet the cat on

My hill.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Yeah. You keep doing that while I retake the hill.

You may stay, if you wish on

My hill.

**BigWaaagh**

Oh, hellz no! I put those visiting fleabag-ridden felines through all nine of their lives on

My hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

NOOO! MAH KITTEH!! I abandon the hill to consolidate my furry friend.

BigWaaagh's Hill

**Chaos Legionnaire**

PETA has Big Waaagh shut down and banished from the hill.

My legions and I then proceed to drive them all off of the hill using those 3rd edition red plastic whippy sticks.

My hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

Your third ed mini have fur. PETA turns on you, while me and the kitteh return to

My Hill

**BigWaaagh**

You've forced my hand on this. I unleash Squig herd to deal with all remaining kitties on

My hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

I go in to hiding while I wait for War Kittens feral legion to liberate. This is not the last you've seen of me on

BigWaaagh's Hill

**War Kitten**

Did someone say the feral legions? Like a living tide we rise up and shred BigWaagh into many pieces. I then name Emberlord the Castellan of

My Hill

**jhe90**

I load up my band of trusty battlesquid now bringing .50 cals and grenade launchers.

We then retake the hill. Build a excellent statue of a solid gold one eyes cyclopic bacon god and proclaim ... My hill...