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Curfew! Time for you kids to get off of

My hill.

I'm still dead on

Big Waaagh's Hill

You're welcome to hang out and decompose on

My hill.

See now by law this kill is not a legal burial ground..

I'm afraid to tell you this is my hill.
Please make you way dead or alive off to the McDonalds over there.

My Big Mac attack drives you off of

My hill.

The burger was badly cooked by a plague marines.

Your rather ill and unable to hold the hill.

My hill. I never ate one.

I lure you off of the hill with some fish and chips then casually retake


My hill.

You're covered with grease from frying all the fish and chips, and slip, unceremoniously, down the slope of

My hill.

I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts on

My Hill

Oooh, looks good, nice haircut! But how could you forget the hot towels? No get off of

My hill.

I snap you repeatedly with a hot towel until you run screaming from


My hill.

Your towel cools down. I slap you off of My Hill.

There'll be none of this "slapping" nonsense on

My hill.

I get tricky.

Grab some paint and a sign and put a "75% off all forgeworld sale, one day only sign with a arrow"

I saunter onto thr hill and claim... My hill.

I muster my legions, lock and load, and give the order to.....ooooh..... 75% off??!?

I'll be right back.

*I pull put a laptop and forgot yo mention it applies online...*

I shop and still get discount on my hill... Ooh free shipping voucher code.... Bingo!

I deliver your packages. When you open them, the explosion blows you clean off of My Hill.

I boot Jokey Smurf off of


My hill.

Unfortunately, while delivering said booting, your boot gets stuck in Jokey Smurf's, well, you know, and you both roll like a weird Siamese Twin down

My hill.

Whilst you claim victory secretly place a large flag on the hill behind you and claim thr hill myself.

I then enjoy a cup of tea brought by jeaves my butler.

My hill old chap.
Fins somewhere else to play cricket.

I find the scones and bring tea back from China on

My Hill

Tea? Get that British nonsense off

My Hill

But you where once British!

I lead my red coats up the hill and reclaim the hill for the queen!

We then do the only British thing possible and build a pub.. Then sit with a pint and fish and chips...

My hill.

A Pint! Fish and Chips! I'll be the first customer on Your Hill.

Tepid beer! Not on

My hill.

Colonials... I throw you and your "beer" or whatever imitation that is... off my hill, and then serve only good ales and whiskey...

Come back with tonmy hill with jack danials.. Then we might be able to let you in.

Jack Daniels? Real men...and women...drink Bourbon on

My hill.

I retake the hill while this lot is at their weekly AA meeting.

My hill.

Quiet! Can't you see we're in the middle of an AA meeting on

My hill.

I end the meeting by showing up with a keg of refreshments on My Hill.

(True story: i got invited to all of the parties in college because I was the only one strong enough to carry the half barrels up to the second floor. )