King of the Hill

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**BigWaaagh**

Sorry, you have a Brexit II vote and finally leave

My hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

Ireland FTW. My army of well-meaning drunkards attack the hill. We may not do it right, but we do it with heart.

Me Hill

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I declare the hill to be a dry county and the Irish all leave in disgust.

My hill.

**BigWaaagh**

There's no dry counties allowed around here, it's always Happy Hour on

My hill.

**snurl**

It won't take an hour, but i'll be happy to take back My Hill.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I wait for Snurl to leave for work, then retake

My hill.

**snurl**

I find you waiting in the spike pit when I return to My Hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

Admiral Akbar was right! Its a trap! on My Hill

**WarbossDakka**

I levitate over the traps, and throw you into one on

My Hill

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I deny the witch causing you to fall into the trap on

My hill.

**BigWaaagh**

It's all been smoke and mirrors to keep you distracted and off of

My hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

Congratulations for capturing the hill. Unfortunately, that hill is just a reflection. Stupid ork...

This is the real hill. Its called My Hill.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Your hil is obstructing my view of Venus.
I blow it up with my illudium q-36 explosive space modulator, then set up an observatory on

My hill.

**snurl**

You see plenty of stars when I bash in your head and take back My Hill.

**War Kitten**

While all of you are bashing each other's heads in with rocks I lead an armored assault on the Hill, and you are all crushed beneath my iron treads

My Hill

**BigWaaagh**

Tiny 'umie tin cans...I cast 'Foot of Gork' with irresistible force and flatten all armor on

My hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

I cast "Get Off My Hill". Poof!! No orks on

My Hill

**Chaos Legionnaire**

More sorcery form EmberlordofFire I see. Excellent. Your skills are improving, but you have much to learn.
Now go and study while I go and find an ice pack for my head on

My hill.

**War Kitten**

I pick up where we left off, and I bash your head in again on

My Hill

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Ow

I upgrade to a stronger helmet with a morphine pump on

My hill.

**jhe90**

I hit you where your not armoured and send you off the hill..

My hill...
*smokes a many cigar*

**BigWaaagh**

While I respect a fellow cigar aficionado, there's only room for my humidor on

My hill.

**War Kitten**

I ban smoking on

My Hill

**snurl**

I set you on fire. Since you are smoking, you gotta get off of My Hill. When you are gone I unban smoking and fire up a sweet cherry swisher.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I buy all of you cigar aficionados tickets for a Carribean cruise with the Cigar General. Send him greetings and libations from me. While you are away, I pull out a lawn chair and a tall cool glass of Gatorade and chill out on

My hill.

**War Kitten**

I'm a smoldering corpse on

Chaos Legionnaire's Hill

**EmberlordofFire8**

YAY! FIRE!

MY HILL!

**BigWaaagh**

Smoke 'em, if you got 'em on

My hill.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Hey! Can't you see I'm relaxing here?
I turn on the garden hose and chase you all off of

My hill.

**snurl**

While you chase them with the hose, I sit in the lawn chair and spray you with 9mm, on My Hill.