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2011/05/29 01:12:32
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12983426
Big Brother moving to Channel 5
Reality show Big Brother will return to television screens later this year after Channel 5 signed a two-year deal with its creator, Endemol.
The series will begin with a celebrity version in the summer followed immediately by another featuring members of the public.
The show was axed in 2009 by Channel 4, which broadcast the final series last August.
Channel 5 said it was "hugely excited" to have secured the deal.
The series will continue to be filmed at its old home, Elstree Film Studios in Hertfordshire.
Channel 5 said Big Brother would form "a key part" of its TV schedule.
"The series has previously captivated a decade of television viewers," said Jeff Ford, Channel 5's director of programmes.
"We aim to bring Channel 5's energy, optimism and vibrancy to the series."
Presenter Davina McCall has previously ruled out returning to host the show.
Speaking at the National Television Awards in January, she said: "I think Big Brother has got legs and any channel that picks it up would be a very lucky channel.
"But I don't think I'll go back to it. I think I've said goodbye."
The show, which had been broadcast by Channel 4 since it began in the UK in 2000, was dropped after director of television Kevin Lygo said the show "had reached a natural end point".
Big Brother was a hit with viewers in its early days but had suffered from falling ratings in recent years.
The finale of the last series was seen by an average of 4.1 million people - around half of the audience that watched the show in 2002.
The report is dated April the 6th this year, but I only just found out after someone mentioned it on the book of face.
I just thought I ought to warn people.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/05/29 01:14:19
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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They claimed it was dead... those f**ks.
I doubt anyone will really be that into it though, it's old news.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/30 03:47:39
Subject: Re:Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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At least its not Jersey Shore?
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2011/05/30 03:48:58
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I would say Big Brother is almost as bad...
Its only redeeming feature is the geordie guy who announces things...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/30 03:48:59
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Blitza da warboy wrote:At least its not Jersey Shore?
Nope, we've got Geordie Shore for that =/
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/30 03:49:21
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/05/30 05:02:00
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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Avatar 720 wrote:Blitza da warboy wrote:At least its not Jersey Shore?
Nope, we've got Geordie Shore for that =/
 I can't describe what I feel atm about the world...
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2011/05/30 11:15:10
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Blitza da warboy wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Blitza da warboy wrote:At least its not Jersey Shore?
Nope, we've got Geordie Shore for that =/
I can't describe what I feel atm about the world...
I dunno, the fact they've rounded them up all in a single place makes it easier to exterminate them.... 
I gets worse though, it could be that "Chelsea shore" show or whatever it's called.
EDIT: Made in Chelsea, just seen an ad for it. My heart weeps for this species.
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Games Workshop Delenda Est.
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2011/05/30 11:20:01
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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The Hammer of Witches
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I knew its death was too good to be true. Sigh.
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DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
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2011/06/01 13:14:37
Subject: Re:Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Krazed Killa Kan
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2011/06/01 15:38:13
Subject: Re:Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Haha! Silly Brits! We have Survivor, and that will never die! TV is perfect in-  ...God damn it. EDIT: I feel sorry for Geordie Shore. I am so sorry Britain that this abomination came to your shores. Speaking for America, we are all sorry.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/06/01 15:43:07
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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purplefood wrote:Its only redeeming feature is the geordie guy who announces things...
I blame BB for singlehandedly making every single announcer, on every single channel be geordie. A crime of such magnitude there can never be reconciliation.
Plus the program itself is the mutant stillborn offspring of all that is wrong with the world.
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2011/06/01 18:41:10
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Why? WHY WHY WHY?
Right. That's it. Stuff culling Badgers, it's high time we culled the readers of moronic 'celeb gossip' mags, the sort that drive people to be on Big Brother, so they too can be famous for feth all and transmit every second of their tawdry existence in a shameless whoring.
Blech. Not for me ta. TF for all my lovely Dr Who VHS.
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2011/06/01 20:34:49
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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We could always just shell the house every time a 'contestant' is released so we can hopefully kill of the viewer base fairly quickly.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/02 06:23:32
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Nah.
Runningman style explosive collars get my vote. Just imagine how much better the world could have been had the announcement been...
'Jade, you have been voted out of the Big Brother House. You now have 30 seconds......to live'
Even better if you leave the corpses in the house for the survivors to deal with. Soon see how desperate for fame these chimps are then what?
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2011/06/02 06:34:31
Subject: Re:Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Fighter Pilot
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I really thought this was going to be about some new over the top security measure being put in by someones government, I have absolutely no idea what you guys are talking about, but I feel that my sympathy and condolences should be going right about now, unless it was like that show on Dr. Who, where it was a house with cameras everywhere...where people got killed, I loved that episode...
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2011/06/02 06:39:48
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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If only it were a snuff film... Though give the level of mental activity that some of the "contestants" operate at it would be quite difficult to tell when they were actually dead...
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2011/06/02 07:12:50
Subject: Big Brother is Back... Feth.
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Plastictrees
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Mr Mystery wrote:Nah.
Runningman style explosive collars get my vote. Just imagine how much better the world could have been had the announcement been...
'Jade, you have been voted out of the Big Brother House. You now have 30 seconds......to live'
Even better if you leave the corpses in the house for the survivors to deal with.
Now that's good television.
Chowderhead wrote:Speaking for America, we are all sorry.
You all have so many guns yet nobody has decided to 'deal' with the Jeresy Shore problem yet? I am disappointed.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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