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Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Oi! You! Wha'z dat you'z got on yer 'ead? Why wud you'z wear humie stuff? You'z Blood Axes be'z the most strangester uv da klans...

Wut you'z be doin' 'ere in muh werkshop? Dun't you'z knowz who you'z talkin' to, you weedy li'l git? I be da kunninest Mek you'z gunna see in dis 'ere camp, and I build da stompiest Dreads and da krushiest wagons. I make the fastest trukks and the boomingest kannons you'z ever gunna see. Wut you'z need iz da teef ta be buyin' muh kreashuns.

You'z dun't 'ave da teef, dooz ya'z? Den git outta 'ere you fungus-hidin' grot-luvvin' humie! Git!

Wha'? O, you'z from da warboss? Wutz 'Eadsmasha want now? Shurr, I'z werkin' on anuvva Dread, an' dis one be da stompiest, killiest, smashiest fing evva since Gork 'imself stept 'iz li'l toe on dem Mah-reen boyz awhilez back. Ah, dat was a gud scrap, dat was! You'z wants to see da Dread? Come ou'side wiv me an'z I showz ya...

Oh-keez, 'ere we'z go. Now ree-membah dat dis iz still undah kunstruct-shun, so dere be lotza rivvetz and boltz and fings still ta go. Dis 'ere be da beginnin', dis be the 'ead and da en-jen and da 'ard bitz on da arms...



You'z wanna look closuh? Go a'ead. Look dere, dat'z where all da rokkits be. HA! HUH HUH huh... you'z fink you'z gunna be da pie-lott? Le'ss see 'ow many'z teef ya got...



Go a'ead, klime ta da top. You'z can see all the speshul wirin' I'z had ta do for dem rokkits to shoot. Her her, dey make da loudes' boomz, an' dey iz dead killy.



Frum up dere you'z kan e'en see da 'hard parts fer da arms. Wutz dem humies call dem? Da shouldah pedz, err somefink like dat.





An' look dere, on dat side iz da talliest lookem-out towah fer yer best grots to lookem-out frum. Be'z shure dey'z got da best looky-stick, cuz dey'z gunna be high. 'Ave you'z got gud grots? Cuz I'z prob-lee gunna putz on lots uv mo' rokkits on da towah...



Oh. An' look a' dis side 'ere, see all the sharp plates? Dem iz all stabby, fer smashin' uvva dreads and stompy fings.



An' I gived dis 'ere ma-sheen da supa-est en-jen. Itz got lotza ex-haust and powah fer makin' it go fast.





Ta-morruh I'z iz proh-lee gunna make da iron gob fer da 'ead, and sum uv mah bes' grot oilahs iz werkin' on da shootiest boom gun you'z gunna see, 'sept fer maybe on da killkrooza'z. You fink Warboss 'Eadsmasha 'as da teef ta be gettin' dis? We'll see...

There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
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Horrific Howling Banshee






?????

This is going to be AWESOME !!!!

"We shall purge the Maiden Worlds of all who dare try to invade and infect our sacred worlds of salvation" - King Yvenaurael of the Lileath-Aean Exodites.

Listen to "The Receiving End Of Sirens" they are GREAT



 
   
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Stabbin' Skarboy







Love it! Ill be watching this! That is top notch plasticard work right there!

bad moonz
Kabal of Black heart
My Blog of random projects -Sneakin' Orks- Updated 5/20 http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/336930.page  
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Thanks, sum1!

It's just ork though, so mistakes tend not to be mistakes, but, rather, "character." By no means am I on par with something like Dave Taylor's Blood Pact plasticard work. But it is definitely good to be appreciated.

On a side note, that was the one and only post in "Orkish." The retards in my gaming group get a headache trying to translate it. Love you guys!

Working on the Iron Gob now, pics in a day or two.

There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in ca
Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch






That, is awesome! keep up the great work.
   
Made in gb
Nasty Nob






london (all of it)

cools, will be keeping track of this

Matt.Kingsley wrote:'Bigfish, Dakka's official Plastic-Fu master'

My ORK project Blog: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/361076.page#2675998
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Regular Dakkanaut





Thanks guys! It occurs to me that I didn't put a link to the blog... http://dawerkshop.blogspot.com/

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There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





Earlobe deep in doo doo

Looking good any chance of a scale shot? At the moment I can't tell whether it's a Dreadnaught, Stompa or Gargant.....

"But me no buts! Our comrades get hurt. Our friends die. Falkenburg is a knight who swore an oath to serve the church and to defend the weak. He'd be the first to tell you to stop puling and start planning. Because what we are doing-at risk to ourselves-is what we have sworn to do. The West relies on us. It is a risk we take with pride. It is an oath we honour. Even when some soft southern burgher mutters about us, we know the reason he sleeps soft and comfortable, why his wife is able to complain about the price of cabbages as her most serious problem and why his children dare to throw dung and yell "Knot" when we pass. It's because we are what we are. For all our faults we stand for law and light.
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Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

that is epic. liking what you have done.

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





6 foot underwater

Oh that looks very nice. Mega-dread? Certainly be watching this one

cyborks & flyboyz : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/300067.page
heretical ramblings : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/302773.page
imperial preachings : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/303365.page
Da Waaagh-ky Races : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/325045.page
Briancj: You have the Mek Taint, MT, and the only thing we can do is watch in horror/amazement.

 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Llamahead wrote:Looking good any chance of a scale shot? At the moment I can't tell whether it's a Dreadnaught, Stompa or Gargant.....


I'll make sure to include one in the next batch. For scale though, in top of the head are an old HK missile from the IG tank sprue, a new HK from an IG sprue, and a hellfire or whatever from the valkyrie, and the hatch is from the baneblade kit. It's definitely a megadread, though I have a gargant head sitting right here in my desk...

On another note, I have finished the iron gob, adding the teef tonight, tomorrow morning, hopefully pics after work tomorrow night.

There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in nl
Regular Dakkanaut






Ooh I Would love to see the finish of this model!
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





4 iron teef finished and a bunch of riveting. Camera battery i perished, so photos after work.


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OK, the Gob is about half done, and I've rivetted some of the head, the stuff I couldn't reach once the gob is finished. So here ya go, front, left side, and right side:





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There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Well, spent half the morning watching Iron Man and rivetting. Whoopee...

Then my brain tried to start a coup d'etat, so I had to feed it with some creativity. What to do, knowing I only had an hour left before work?

Voila, foamcore shells of some grot tanks. Think fourth-dimensionally and you'll know how awesome they will become...





Sorry there isn't more of an update... good news is I have knee surgery on Wednesday next so will have plenty of time then to do all sorts of work...

There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in us
Stabbin' Skarboy







That iron gob is lookin pretty sweet! As for the grot tanks I can wait to see those as well. I have some and they are fantastic models

bad moonz
Kabal of Black heart
My Blog of random projects -Sneakin' Orks- Updated 5/20 http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/336930.page  
   
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Storm Trooper with Maglight






UK - Down South - GB

Subbed looks good. Keep up the good work.
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





6 foot underwater

Hope the surgery goes well, look forward to the progress you make in the down time

cyborks & flyboyz : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/300067.page
heretical ramblings : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/302773.page
imperial preachings : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/303365.page
Da Waaagh-ky Races : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/325045.page
Briancj: You have the Mek Taint, MT, and the only thing we can do is watch in horror/amazement.

 
   
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Repentia Mistress






Ded killy. I can't wait for the finished result. I pee myself in anticipation.
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Work continues apace. For now, I sate your murderous appetite for my blood and talent with this, my first model in my redone Ork army. Behold, the DeffNight!











Now, back to rivetting...

There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in gb
Nasty Nob






london (all of it)

what does it count as? And that is a very creative use of the rokit and the kustom mega blasta

Matt.Kingsley wrote:'Bigfish, Dakka's official Plastic-Fu master'

My ORK project Blog: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/361076.page#2675998
Nova Marines project blog: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/411472.page
tyranid project blog: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/30/360228.page#7461387 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






Harrow, Middlesex

That is orktastic!!!!

All That Is Dread project ------ CSM WIP blog
KrautScientist wrote:It looks like your talent for constructing huge killing machines transcends all notions of race. How egalitarian of you!
tipios wrote: When it's finished it's gona be a missile launcher on legs
Moltar wrote:Almost everything in 40k should fall under this guideline.
 
   
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend





Gurnee, IL

Wow! This is some really good work. I do think that the back of the Dreadknight conversion looks a little to clean and symmetrical for an Ork vehicle. Maybe add some plastic card patches, plates, or other bits to the back to break up the symmetry. I love the front though.

Cheers!

"Fear the cute ones." 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





I hear ya, Sersi. I have some final what-nots to add... I also want to plate out the legs and knees, just haven't ben happy with what I put together for it. Like four times not happy, lol. I just konvert by the seat of my pants, wherever the wind blows me, like a true Mek should.

But sometimes the results look like something scooped out of the toilet after someone left me an upper-decker at a party... Enjoy that image!

More to come!

There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





6 foot underwater

So, is tihs the start of a dread-mob we see forming before us then?

Looking fine whatever

cyborks & flyboyz : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/300067.page
heretical ramblings : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/302773.page
imperial preachings : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/303365.page
Da Waaagh-ky Races : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/325045.page
Briancj: You have the Mek Taint, MT, and the only thing we can do is watch in horror/amazement.

 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Just my rambling I'm-not-inspired-to-finish-(insert project here)-today-so-I'll-start-this.

And occassionally an I-never-should-have-bought-this-I-don't-even-like-(insert faction here) error correction.

There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





6 foot underwater

Fair enough, I can relate to that

cyborks & flyboyz : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/300067.page
heretical ramblings : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/302773.page
imperial preachings : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/303365.page
Da Waaagh-ky Races : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/325045.page
Briancj: You have the Mek Taint, MT, and the only thing we can do is watch in horror/amazement.

 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Does anyone have basic hull and trak unit measurements on a Forgeowrld kill-tank, by chance?

There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Obsavashun Towa completed. Pics incoming...


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And. Here. We. Go!

Up front and center the beautiful (if I don't say so myself) Goff glyph prominantly displaying my Waaagh's allegiance.



And a couple of side views of the arma platin' the grots have installed for themselves for extra protectshun from da dakka.





Getting back to the iron gob after work tonight. Peace out!


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On a related topic, I would gladly pay anyone for any spare Ork vehicle bits, some select IG vehicle bits, and other interesting components I might be able to use in Da Werkshop. PM me if interested.

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There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Surgery went well and I'm back home. Time to get started on the waist and legs. Progress updates as I have them.

There is an attitude that not having an insanely optimized, one shot, six stage, omnidirectional, inevitable, mousetrap of an assassin list army somehow means that you have foolishly wasted your life building 500 points of pure, 24 karat, hand rolled, fine, cuban fail. That attitude has been shown, under laboratory conditions, to cause cancer of the fun gland.

- palaeomerus


 
   
Made in us
Stabbin' Skarboy







Good to hear everything went well. Cant wait to see more progress on the dread!

bad moonz
Kabal of Black heart
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