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What do you think is the most brutal way to die (the one with the most blood and gore)

I think it is to be hit the stone launched by the Bretonnian field trebuchet, the splatter would be rather large

Dropped a stone on some poor elf yesterday and rolled a 1 to wound. I would welcome death if I lived through that.

A duel between any Empire/Bretonnia human versus a Black Orc Warboss! I can just imagine how the Orc will slam your head against a rock on the ground and then send you flying across the battlefield before jumping in the thick of the battle again!

Muppas wrote:A duel between any Empire/Bretonnia human versus a Black Orc Warboss! I can just imagine how the Orc will slam your head against a rock on the ground and then send you flying across the battlefield before jumping in the thick of the battle again!

on that topic

Bretonnian Lord
Barded bretonnain Warhorse
Gromril great helm
Birth-sword of Carcassonne
Virtue of Confidence

Total: 221
I use my 3 wounds, 1+ re-roll save and ward save to survive (6+/5+vsS5+), and my 4 attacks at WS6 with re-rolls to hit, my S5 with re-rolls to wound and he has to re-roll Armour saves.

Or I switch the horse for a Pegasus have a 2+ save but a very mean S5 A2 horse with wings

-Gorghon swallow whole would kinda suck.
-Stuffed down a giant's pants and get crushed by his giant bhawlz.
-A skaven slave killing you. Cuz everyone will laugh at you in the afterlife.
-Some Nurgle/Skaven disease.
-Getting raped by a beastman without even being taken on a date first.

DukeRustfield wrote:-Gorghon swallow whole would kinda suck.
-Stuffed down a giant's pants and get crushed by his giant bhawlz.
-A skaven slave killing you. Cuz everyone will laugh at you in the afterlife.
-Some Nurgle/Skaven disease.
-Getting raped by a beastman without even being taken on a date first.

I laughed at number two, mostly because of a buddy of mine lost a slann that way... and another lost an anvil.

Interesting coincidence, since then that giant has never taken a wound to magic. Pretty sure its dispelling by striking the anvil...

Ogre Club, to the face!!!

Getting mauled by a Sabretusk or getting run over by one of these things-----------v

Getting eaten but just about anything in the midst of battle while you're crew is running away. Special mention of this goes to minotaurs.

Captured by ungor, those guys have an extreme hate for humans and love torturing them.

Eaten alive by a skaven brood horror.

Anything having to do with Dark Elves.

Slaanesh anything. He/she/it IS the prince of excess after all...

Can't remember the name, but there is a WoC magical weapon that turns you into a spawn and let you rapidly degenerate.

Sounds pretty messy to me...

saintevil wrote:Can't remember the name, but there is a WoC magical weapon that turns you into a spawn and let you rapidly degenerate.

Sounds pretty messy to me...

the Sword of Change. I love this weapon and take it all the time.

There is nothing like wounding a dreadlord and watching him go squarlish.

Grey Templar wrote:

saintevil wrote:Can't remember the name, but there is a WoC magical weapon that turns you into a spawn and let you rapidly degenerate.

Sounds pretty messy to me...

the Sword of Change. I love this weapon and take it all the time.

There is nothing like wounding a dreadlord and watching him go squarlish.

Could you imagine the look on the opponents face if you used that on a special character, like maybe settra or malekith

Being squashed beneath the revolting mass of a Hell Pit Abomination.

Getting impaled by a charging Chaos kngth, or raped by a Spawn

Trondheim wrote:Getting impaled by a charging Chaos kngth, or raped by a Spawn

if your saying knights, then
What happens if you pee on a statue of the lady with a bret grail knight within 1 mile of you, that would be brutal, his rage would put khorne to shame
then he would spend the rest of his infinite life wiping you family, and tribe or clan, from the face of the earth, hell, there will be a crusade, yay
please do it, I want to go crusadin'

My ogres have done all sorts of horrible things with Statues of the Lady. they make sturdy clubs, nice backscratchers(when a Gnob isn't around), and the Gnoblars like to play a game with Rhinox patties called "Disc the Dame"

I'd have to go with vomitted on by a troll.

You gotta smell the troll while you fight it, then it vomits all over you, thats gotta stink even worse. Then it slowly eats away at your armour, then your flesh. It would make for some awful visuals too, nor would it be a fast death.

All kinds of horrors there.

Grey Templar wrote:My ogres have done all sorts of horrible things with Statues of the Lady. they make sturdy clubs, nice backscratchers(when a Gnob isn't around), and the Gnoblars like to play a game with Rhinox patties called "Disc the Dame"

It's crusadin' time

Getting hit by the slime from a Plagueclaw Catapult? Or maybe get some of the more worse plagues from the Book of Woe?

Hit by a stone from a Grudgethrower, or maybe point blank with an Organ Gun...

OUCH, these are all painful, but not as painful as the humiliation of this


lol jokes I don't mean that, much

After a giant rat have bitten your balls off you fall on the ground and overrunned by rat swarms.

+1 to Hellpit.

Sat on by a Slann.

Somehow finding yourself ~20 feet in front of an Organ Gun.

Getting eaten by a Hell pit abomination, or ripped appart by a Doombull in the trowes of the bloodgreed

Avatar 720 wrote:Sat on by a Slann.

Buttcalming Cognition.
Cupped Cheeks of the Old Ones.
Focused Rearination.
Cold Butted.
Discipline of the Asscheeks.
Unfathomable Poop.
Buns of Stone.