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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 00:29:47
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/30/california-boy-throws-rocks-at-car-gets-hit-by-crossbow/
SAN DIEGO – San Diego police say a 16-year-old boy throwing rocks at a sport utility vehicle was struck by a crossbow bolt fired by a passenger.
Police say the shirtless boy and a friend were throwing rocks at a black Toyota RAV4 in the Linda Vista neighborhood Monday afternoon when a passenger fired a crossbow out the window.
The boy was shot in the right side and was taken to a hospital. The San Diego Union-Tribune says his injuries are not life-threatening.
His name wasn't released.
Nobody has been arrested.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/30/california-boy-throws-rocks-at-car-gets-hit-by-crossbow/#ixzz1WYszLHLS
I know, I know "hurrr fox news" but I found the story to be noteworthy.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 05:57:34
Subject: Re:Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Did the boy gak gold?
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 06:15:38
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Wraith
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This may sound sadistic, but good. I hope that little gak learned a valuable lesson.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 06:25:51
Subject: Re:Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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Kids that do stupid gak like this need to face the consequences of their actions more often. Some people have to learn the hard way before they relent, (even while hthey are still children), and start to fall in line with how normal society operates.
Case in point, when I was a child during the summer, I remember I once stood outside on my front lawn with a hose and shot water at cars passing by, even if their windows were down. A car stopped after being sprayed, backed up and then my parents found out. I received a spanking right then and there for all of the neighbors to see and the unfortunate motorist, and thus, there were no more cars sprayed with a hose during any following summers.
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Jean-luke Pee-card, of thee YOU ES ES Enter-prize
Make it so!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 07:58:10
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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So firing a crossbow means your 'Tyrion'?
Hmm. Pop culture rears its ugly squat odd eyed noseless head again.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 09:48:49
Subject: Re:Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I think its pretty funny personally. Maybe a tad over board on the payback but hey, if you dont have a brick in your front seat, ammirite?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 13:25:50
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Orlanth wrote:So firing a crossbow means your 'Tyrion'?
Hmm. Pop culture rears its ugly squat odd eyed noseless head again.
Who is Tyrion anyway? Maybe I'm just not up to date on UK pop culture.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 13:31:12
Subject: Re:Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Your google fu is weak old man woman
It's a character from 'game of thrones'.
I would've loved to have heard the explination he gave as to why somebody shot him with a crossbow.
STREET JUSTICE!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 13:33:19
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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It's not weak so much as I don't actually care that much about googling a character to a show I never intend to watch ^.^
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 14:01:20
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Melissia wrote:It's not weak so much as I don't actually care that much about googling a character to a show I never intend to watch ^.^
It's also books. I haven't read them, but they are popular.
Like Aliens. That movie was such gak...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 15:38:58
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Serves the little bastard right.
Hope he reconsiders doing it next time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 15:51:55
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Pretty funny. Would have to question the title though. The reference is perhaps a little niche. 'Ted Nugent drives an SUV' now there's a title everyone would get, i guess it doesnt meet the nerd Quotient but hey.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 16:11:59
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Perkustin wrote:Pretty funny. Would have to question the title though. The reference is perhaps a little niche.
The more niche it is, the funnier it is for the people who do get it. YMMV
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 16:21:28
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Woah, shot a kid with a crossbow? That's some serious road rage!
I can't really condone that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 16:22:39
Subject: Re:Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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No Tyrion, he didn't get a groin shot.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 16:32:50
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Chowderhead wrote:Like Aliens. That movie was such gak...
Wait what. That was a worrisome non sequitur, lad. I'm reaching for my crossbow.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 16:39:04
Subject: Re:Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Another thread successfully executing BLAME THE VICTIM!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:04:46
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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RatBot wrote:This may sound sadistic, but good. I hope that little gak learned a valuable lesson.
Nah its not sadistic, in fact, I think SUVs should have bolt throwers built into their chassis after reading that story!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:10:18
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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RatBot wrote:This may sound sadistic, but good. I hope that little gak learned a valuable lesson.
Agreed. Automatically Appended Next Post: Orlanth wrote:So firing a crossbow means your 'Tyrion'?
Hmm. Pop culture rears its ugly squat odd eyed noseless head again.
Who's Tyrion? Automatically Appended Next Post: Da Boss wrote:Woah, shot a kid with a crossbow? That's some serious road rage!
I can't really condone that.
A "stone" can kill a person in a car. Mess with the bull you get the horns. SUV driver should get a metal, a parade, and an invite to hang out where the flah mob attacks are for a while. He also needs an outfit and needs to call himself something like "the Bolt."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:14:55
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Da Boss wrote:Woah, shot a kid with a crossbow? That's some serious road rage!
I can't really condone that.
IMO he deserved it.
It might be a touch OTT but frankly throwing rocks at cars is d**kish.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:15:10
Subject: Re:Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
Imperium - Vondolus Prime
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Grakmar wrote:Another thread successfully executing BLAME THE VICTIM!
Oh no you di-int!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:16:04
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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mattyrm wrote:RatBot wrote:This may sound sadistic, but good. I hope that little gak learned a valuable lesson.
Nah its not sadistic, in fact, I think SUVs should have bolt throwers built into their chassis after reading that story!
Pretty much this.
Little gak got what was coming to him; just shows how you shouldn't quarrel with an SUV.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:17:49
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Ha quarrel...
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"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:22:09
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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I estimate that half of you saying "he deserved it" did similarly stupid stuff when you were kids. Just be thankful there wasn't some nutjob with a crossbow present.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:24:56
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:Ha quarrel...
Yay! Someone got it!
And first time too
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/08/31 17:25:58
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:25:14
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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gorgon wrote:I estimate that half of you saying "he deserved it" did similarly stupid stuff when you were kids. Just be thankful there wasn't some nutjob with a crossbow present.
NO I DIDN'T BECAUSE I WAS RAISED PROPERLY AND WAS NOT A, YOU KNOW, IDIOT.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:29:14
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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This is sorta funny in a twisted sort of way. More because I imagine the bugs bunny cartoons. One pulls a gun, the other pulls out a cannon and blows him away.
The real question is who carries a crossbow with them everywhere they go? Or at the very least why was it in the front of the car and not stowed away in the trunk?
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nosferatu1001 wrote:That guy got *really* instantly killed. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:40:39
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Infreak wrote:The real question is who carries a crossbow with them everywhere they go? Or at the very least why was it in the front of the car and not stowed away in the trunk?
This was kind of my question.
Someone just happened to have a crossbow handy? The kid who got shot certainly won the "unlucky lottery" there.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:44:14
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Troy wrote:Orlanth wrote:So firing a crossbow means your 'Tyrion'?
Hmm. Pop culture rears its ugly squat odd eyed noseless head again.
Who's Tyrion?
Dear Mr. Troy,
I am writing you on behalf of the Department of Nerds and Dorks. This letter is to inform you that we are hereby revoking your Nerd Establishment Score. You can no longer refer to yourself as a "nerd", "dork", "geek" or "gamer".
We note that this is due to your lack of knowledge about A Song of Ice and Fire which all nerds are required to be familiar with.
Until you have completed the required reading, we will not be able to reverse this decision, and all appeals will be summarily dismissed. If and when you complete this requirement, we will be able to reinstate you at your previous Nerd level.
Thank you,
Grakmar
Nerd level 4
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/31 17:44:41
Subject: Tyrion Lannister drives an SUV.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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If you win the 'unlucky lottery' aren't you actually a loser?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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