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If you could be a fly on the wall (or wherever a fly would be) during any event in the 40k universe, what would it be? I would love to be there when Horus and the Emperor fought, although, I'd probably die from wayward everything, lol.
Armageddon. Not the first war GK leave no survivors. True story after the [censored by Inquisition] they removed the pollution so it couldn't real the secrets and brought pollution from Vostroya to re-pollute the atmosphere.
No i would go for third war. Get to see Yarrick and Ghazzy fighting in one on one combat.
In the room as they interred the emperor. so i could do a Nelson-Point-and-Laugh.
"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Hmmm, perhaps Abbadon's room after all his failed campaigns so I could watch him cry and punch his pillows etc. Yeah, that could be fun.
The Emperor Protects _______________________________________
Inquisitorial lesson #298: Why to Hate Choas Gods, cont'd-
With Chaos, Tzeench would probably turn your hands, feet and face into
scrotums, complete with appropriate nerve endings. Then Khorne would
force you and all your friends to fight to the death using your new
scrotal appendages. Once they get tired of that, you get tossed to
Slaanesh who <censored by order of the Inquisition>, until you finally
end up in Nurgle's clutches and he uses you as a loofah.
Lynata wrote: Catachan Bites Back - 972.M41
Chaos Lord Ratathrax of the Night Lords invades Catachan. Sending vast anti-plant barrages onto the planet, Rarathrax robs the Catachan Imperial Guard of their most natural defence before systematically bombing their bastion networks into rubble. Ratathrax makes planetfall to enjoy the butchery first hand. Unfortunately for him, Colonel Straken, lying in ambush in a quagmire of toxic sludge, waits for Ratathrax to remove his helmet before throttling him with a poisonous barb-root.
There. I'd want to be there when Straken showed them just why you don't f- with Catachans.
I want to be a fly from Catachan the size of a real-world blue whale. With mandibles that weep acid. Onboard a random trade barge. During some millennium.
Goin' anywhere...
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts Slaves to Darkness.3k Word Bearers 2500k Daemons of Chaos
I'd like to be there when the emperor condems the missing legions into non-existance. Close second, during the horus/emperor fight.
ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"
themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.
Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way.
I would return to a point were Emperor is thinking about Primarchs and just say to him: "No, believe my you don't want them. There is one dude Draigo...clone him 20 times - trust me."
For Emperor and Imperium!!!! None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever" Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done" My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
Brother Coa wrote:I would return to a point were Emperor is thinking about Primarchs and just say to him: "No, believe my you don't want them. There is one dude Draigo...clone him 20 times - trust me."
Brother Coa wrote:I would return to a point were Emperor is thinking about Primarchs and just say to him: "No, believe my you don't want them. There is one dude Draigo...clone him 20 times - trust me."
Haha, he shouldn't be cloning brother Coa?
You are right, I look more cooler
For Emperor and Imperium!!!! None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever" Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done" My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
Phiasco II wrote:Hmmm, perhaps Abbadon's room after all his failed campaigns so I could watch him cry and punch his pillows etc. Yeah, that could be fun.
Which failed campaigns exactly?
Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it.
Phiasco II wrote:Hmmm, perhaps Abbadon's room after all his failed campaigns so I could watch him cry and punch his pillows etc. Yeah, that could be fun.
Which failed campaigns exactly?
yeah, Abbadon never really failed...he succeeded in a way, just because he didn't take Cadia and kill the emperor, doesn't mean he failed...
but on topic...I'd like to see Horus kill sanguinius....and than if I where a "fly on a wall" I would fly into the emperors face so Horus could kill him.......but hey, that's just me
I would want to see what is in the Grey Knights fancy secret box....nobody can resist the mystery box .
Deathbringers 5500
"we are the defenders of humanity, we are the bringers of death."
Waaaghallans 4000
"We dont fight fer food, or fer teef, or guns, or cos we's told ta fight. We fight cos we woz born ta fight. And win."
Kabal of the Bleeding Shadows 1500
"Fear not the darkness. Fear that which the darkness hides."
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(")_(") to help him gain world domination
I think any point involving the Emperor would be good. Think of how people reacted to the Primarchs; being in the presence of the Emperor would be awesome.
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!! 
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever" 
in your name it shall be done" 
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Deathbringers 5500
Kabal of the Bleeding Shadows 1500
