Primarchs in High School

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**TheAngrySquig**

I know this is sort of a dumb question, but what cliques do you think each of the Primarchs would fit into if they were in high school?

**Grey Templar**

Oooo, what fun!!!

Magnus, Vulkan, Maneus, Rowboat, and Lorgar woud have been Nerds.

Dorn, Russ, Angron, Khan, and Perturbo would have been Jocks.

Kruze, Fulgrim, Mortarian, and the Lion would have been Stoners.

Horus and Sanguinious would be Preps.

Corax would be the Emo kid and Alpharus would be the guy that is kinda in every group.

**TheAngrySquig**

You have just put the funniest possible image in my head, a baked Kurze

**Iur_tae_mont**

Grey Templar wrote:Oooo, what fun!!!

Magnus, Vulkan, Maneus, Rowboat, and Lorgar woud have been Nerds.

Dorn, Russ, Angron, Khan, and Perturbo would have been Jocks.

Kruze, Fulgrim, Mortarian, and the Lion would have been Stoners.

Horus and Sanguinious would be Preps.

Corax would be the Emo kid and Alpharus would be the guy that is kinda in every group.

You forgot the two that died in a Drunk Driving Accident.

While the yearbook said they would never be forgotten, After Horus tried to kill the Principal that was all anyone would talk about for the rest of the year.

**Void__Dragon**

Grey Templar wrote:Magnus, Vulkan, Maneus, Rowboat, and Lorgar woud have been Nerds.

Odd, considering Manus and Magnus in particular are the largest of the Primarchs, and Manus and Vulkan are physically the most powerful. You don't see nerds like that often.

**Iur_tae_mont**

Void__Dragon wrote:
Grey Templar wrote:Magnus, Vulkan, Maneus, Rowboat, and Lorgar woud have been Nerds.

Odd, considering Manus and Magnus in particular are the largest of the Primarchs, and Manus and Vulkan are physically the most powerful. You don't see nerds like that often.

They were either the fat nerds or the reformed Jocks like the one in Revenge of the Nerds.

**TheAngrySquig**

No really, I thought they dropped out and are living with Girlyman now. IIRC one of their names was Sigmar, but he just failed to do anything significant, only passed one class, and the Principal kicked him out

**LunaHound**

I would say they would look like this, ok but male

**Grey Templar**

I would classify myself as a Nerd and yet I am 6'1", weigh 250 pounds, and can jog with 80 pound sacks up the hill without too much effort.

I say Magnus and Manus because both were scholarly in the use of knowledge. Manus for his mastery of technology, Magnus for his booklearning.

**TheAngrySquig**

That's actually awesome, where's it from

**Asherian Command**

Grey Templar wrote:Oooo, what fun!!!

Lorgar would be the radical Religious person

Magnus, Ferrus Maneus, would have been Nerds.

Russ, and Angron would have been Jocks.

Khan would be the foreign Exchange student

Perturbo, and Dorn would be the Construction nerds

Kruze would be the kid that never got out of his batman voice from Dark Knight.

Fulgrim makes all the girls go crazy and they all chase him asking him to go out to homecoming or turnabout with them.

Moratrion is the guy that is obssessed with the no.7. And loves death.

Lion would have been the Stoner but would be the guy who thinks ever since he is the eldest he is the best and coolest of them all.

Vulkan would be the outright crazy pyro guy that loves everyone but still loves fire.

Rowboat would be the planner for school events.

Horus and Sanguinious would be Preps. Though Sangunionous would be the only one that brings all the girls to the yard compared to Horus who only has 1 girlfriend named Abby.

Corax would be the Emo kid and Alpharus would be the guy that is kinda in every group. And is tactically planning to do something sinister with his twin brother Omegon they both switch places with-out anyone knowing

Fixed
Lot of fun. Wish we had artists to draw this rofl. the childern picture needs to be of high schoolers now.

**Grey Templar**

Totally

**TheAngrySquig**

I think Alpharius would be good at math and science but Omegon would be an English and history kid and they would take each others place on test day

**Void__Dragon**

Grey Templar wrote:I would classify myself as a Nerd and yet I am 6'1", weigh 250 pounds, and can jog with 80 pound sacks up the hill without too much effort.

I say Magnus and Manus because both were scholarly in the use of knowledge. Manus for his mastery of technology, Magnus for his booklearning.

I actually am about the same, roughly same height and weight. But you shouldn't run with weights, can injure your ankles. Just saying.

I know why you chose them, I was just noting that they are not completely conventional nerds.

Hm, Angron strikes me as being on the wrestling team, myself. Not sure why.

**Grey Templar**

Indeed, Angron would have been a Wrestler.

I was being a little facitious with running with weights. I actually walk and the weight is actually a sack of feed(dang those turkeys!, they eat too much)

**TheAngrySquig**

None of them would classify as being stereotypical nerds because their 12 feet tall and as jacked as manbearpig, but mentality wise they would fall into the nerd category

**BLOODCLAWallday**

I imagine Russ driving an el camino full of empty beer cans and Lion being captain of the football team. Sanguinius would have been the artsy kid who snagged all the girls who liked guys who are "in touch with their emotions."

**TheAngrySquig**

Personally I think Russ would have a 70's Mustang with wolves sprayed on the side, and it would be filled with vodka bottles he smashed over his head the night before. And I think that Sanguinius and Horus would both be total bros until some freshman named Erebus came along and wanted Horus all to himself

**BrainDeleted**

Angron would be captain of the wrestling team who's fiercely protective of his girlfriend, who cheats on him constantly.

Perturabo would be that kid who helps everybody with their homework but still doesn't have any friends, except sometimes Horus, whom everyone likes because he's nice to everyone.

**TheAngrySquig**

We forgot about Dorn and Perturabos fight in the cafeteria after that one argument.

**Elector**

Sanguinius would definitely be the artsy kid every girl fawns over (probably would play acoustic guitar or whatnot)

Horus would be valedictorian and organizer of all the student events.

I can see Angron as the angry bully, not so much a jock as just incredibly aggressive, always getting into trouble, vandalizing, beating up the little ones, and the guy everyone's worried will snap one day.

Ferrus and Vulkan would be heads of the shop class, always tuning their cars.

What if they were teachers? Which classes would they teach?

**TheAngrySquig**

Perterabo would be the guy who has skills in shop, but noone really likes for some reason

**inquisitive inquistor**

Pre-school:

**Exalted Pariah**

I LOVE that picture

**thenoobbomb**

I love it too.

**TheAngrySquig**

That picture... IS LAWLZ!!!!

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Two questions though, why is Corax reading porn and the Lion stabbing pikachu?

**Grey Templar**

I was going to ask the same question.

**Asherian Command**

Apparently Petruabo acts like a business man. So maybe a wannabe lawyer

**akaean**

Eldrad is the substitute teacher who nobody pays any attention to.

**Elector**

Then there are those two kids whose parents decided would have a better education if they were home-schooled.