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2011/10/11 07:31:28
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Love Kurze setting cats on fire in his sparetime.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
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2011/10/11 10:35:31
Subject: Re:Primarchs in High School
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Slaanesh is the weird creepy teacher who keeps looking at fulgrim funny.
Nurgle is the Jovial yet slobbish school cook.
Khorne is the psychotic coach.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/11 11:48:48
Subject: Re:Primarchs in High School
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:Slaanesh is the weird hot girl teacher who keeps looking at fulgrim funny.
Slaanesh is the psychologist
Nurgle is the Jovial yet slobbish school cook.
Khorne is the psychotic coach.
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In other news. The Lion has eaten some pie.
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2011/10/11 13:50:03
Subject: Re:Primarchs in High School
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Asherian Command wrote:CthuluIsSpy wrote:Slaanesh is the weird hot haemophrodite teacher who keeps looking at fulgrim funny.
Tzeentch is the psychologist
Nurgle is the Jovial yet slobbish school cook.
Khorne is the psychotic coach.
Fix'd
In other news. The Lion has eaten some pie.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/10/11 13:53:48
What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/11 14:29:39
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Fulgrim's not gay... he just likes threesomes.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2011/10/11 15:22:30
Subject: Re:Primarchs in High School
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Mortarian is also the school druggie. He supplies Fulgrim and Horus with dope.
Abbaddon is Horus's bodyguard, and rumored twin brother removed because of divorce, but the last name is different.
Nathanial Garro is Mortarian's younger brother who is seriously concerned with his drug problem and is considering turning him in for it.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/10/11 19:54:54
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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TheAngrySquig wrote:Nerds:
Ferrus Manus: He's obsessed with computers and awkward in conversations. Fulgrim is his best (and only) friend.
Magnus the Red: Weird, deformed guy with crazy skin and one eye. He doesn't have many friends and he spends most of his time on the school computers which he's been banned from.
Goths:
Konrad Curze: Kinda flying rodent gak crazy. He grew up in a poor neighborhood and spends his free time lighting cats on fire. Used to be friends with Fulgrim, but they had a falling out.
Corax: Sad and angsty, Corax spends most of his time writing crappy poetry about ravens.
Jocks:
Jaghatai Khan: Khan is quiet and agreeable, but boy if you set him off he goes crazy.
Leman Russ: This guy thinks of himself as popular, but he's more of a somewhat crazy drunkard.
Vulkan: Vulkan is the most charismatic jock, generally regarded as a gentle giant due to his friendly nature and absurd strength.
Preps:
Fulgrim: Well, Fulgrim is obsessed with doing a good job and being popular and looking pretty. There's a rumor that he's gay.
Rogal Dorn: An unpleasant, slow teacher's pet, Rogal Dorn barely manages to retain enough friends to not become a loner.
Sanguinius: One of the most popular, likable and charismatic students, Sanguinius is adored by both teachers and classmates. He rivals Horus in terms of sheer popularity.
Roboute Guilliman: The prepiest of the preps, Reboute is jealous of Sanguinius and Horus, desperately longing to be the most popular.
Horus: Horus is athletic, intelligent and charismatic. He rivals Sanguinius in terms of sheer popularity, but has recently become disenfranchised by the teachers' caustic disregard of him after getting A's for so many years.
Loners:
Lion El'Jonson: Yeah, he's kinda weird. His parents were these religious nutcases and there's a rumor that he was abandoned in the forest while he was a toddler. Still manages to be friends with a few of the other guys though
Perturabo: He plays on the football team but nobody likes him except for Horus and Lion. Always in a bad mood and generally unpleasant.
Angron: Due to his immense strength, Angron would be a jock but he bit some guy's ear off and is generally disliked.
Mortarion: Drank some poisonous stuff as a kid and got a bit messed up
Lorgar: Religious nutcase; he still has a few buds though.
Alpharius/Omegon: Two twins (or maybe one, they haven't been seen together in public) who are quiet and mysterious. They are close with Horus, but who isn't?
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Fixed 
Yeah, I agree with the improvements you made on the "Loner" part. It makes mores sense now.
@JohnnoM
Thanks. I liked writing that part. 
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2011/10/11 21:15:43
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Ma55ter_fett wrote:Sanguinious would have been that pretty boy that all the other boys hated but envied for his ability to make women swoon and make men homosexual .
Fixed.
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2011/10/11 21:22:53
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Lol, he sure can...
and I still cant get over Kurze being a pyromaniac, and a cat hater, lol. Can see him now sitting there with a flamer and a room filled with cats.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
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2011/10/11 23:42:43
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Any artists? Its almost my birthday, it would be the best present evar!
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You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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2011/10/12 21:47:32
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Durza wrote:Fulgrim's not gay... he just likes threesomes.
I never said he was gay. I'm just saying he should be careful if Slaanesh asks to see him after school.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/12 22:02:11
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Tzeentch would be the head of the Drama department, Khorne would be the Football Coach, Slaneesh would be the health teacher, and nurgle would be the nurse.
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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2011/10/12 22:10:05
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Asurman, Baharroth, Fuegan, Jain Zar, Maugen Ra, and Karandaras all go to a local preppy private school and are convinced that all of the public school kids are trash.
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2011/10/12 22:11:02
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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TheAngrySquig wrote:Tzeentch would be the head of the Drama department, Khorne would be the Football Coach, nurgle would be the health teacher, and Slaneesh would be the hot nurse.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/12 22:12:21
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Then who else would be the teachers and other students?
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2011/10/12 22:12:43
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:TheAngrySquig wrote:Tzeentch would be the head of the Drama department, Khorne would be the Football Coach, nurgle would be the health teacher, and Slaneesh would be the hot nurse.
Fix'd
MUCH MORE ACCURATE THANK YOU IM NOT MAD MY SHIFT KEY IS JUST STUCK VERY SORRY ABOUT THE ALL CAPS
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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2011/10/12 23:45:30
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Farsight would lead all the kids who went on the camping trip in a revolt against the teachers.
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2011/10/12 23:50:15
Subject: Primarchs in High School
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Kharn would be there from the local cat breeder to show off his kittehs
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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