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Elector wrote:Then there are those two kids whose parents decided would have a better education if they were home-schooled.

The Tau. Then they get into the real world, all optimistic, and don't realize just how grimdark it really is.

(I was thinking the two lost primarchs, who are absent from the drawing)

I wouldn't say Perturabo is so much a businessman as actively destroying Dorn's Lego Tower with his little catapult.

(Edit for spelling)

I always imagined Konrad Cruze as the lead character in that movie "The Crow"
and at High school most he has gotta be the grimdark mysterious new transfer student.

So who else would be at this school?
Would the Emperor be the father who wanted better grades. And Malacdor the totaly awesome uncle that always expected the greatest from his childern and his least favorite was always Peturabo.

The teachers would be Eldar, Xenos characters and a few famous humans.

The Gods of Chaos would be the School Bullies that rule it with an Iron Fist.

Or from a rival school that keeps getting the kids to transfer based on promises for better marks, scholarships, spots on sports teams...

Elector wrote:The Gods of Chaos would be the School Bullies that rule it with an Iron Fist.

Or from a rival school that keeps getting the kids to transfer based on promises for better marks, scholarships, spots on sports teams...

the 2nd one makes more sense. Either that or they are the evil school lunch room monitors muhahaha.

Nah, the Chaos gods are the Parent's Council. Always trying to find a nerdy kid who hates everyone so they can get some dirt on the principal.

Grey Templar wrote:Oooo, what fun!!!


Magnus, Vulkan, Maneus, Rowboat, and Lorgar woud have been Nerds.

Dorn, Russ, Angron, Khan, and Perturbo would have been Jocks.

Kruze, Fulgrim, Mortarian, and the Lion would have been Stoners.

Horus and Sanguinious would be Preps.

Corax would be the Emo kid and Alpharus would be the guy that is kinda in every group.

Alpharius wouldn't be in every group. He would BE every group.

im2randomghgh wrote:

Grey Templar wrote:Oooo, what fun!!!


Magnus, Vulkan, Maneus, Rowboat, and Lorgar woud have been Nerds.

Dorn, Russ, Angron, Khan, and Perturbo would have been Jocks.

Kruze, Fulgrim, Mortarian, and the Lion would have been Stoners.

Horus and Sanguinious would be Preps.

Corax would be the Emo kid and Alpharus would be the guy that is kinda in every group.

Alpharius wouldn't be in every group. He would BE every group.

WE reeditted it and look down at my post. You will see the new and improved version. Should provide some laughs.

anyway if only we still had some good artist work. *hint hint* *COUGH COUGH*

We forgot Sigmar, whos dad never liked him much and eventually kicked him out and now rowboats taking all his classes

You forgot Goku.

Nerds:
Ferrus Manus: He's obsessed with computers and awkward in conversations. Fulgrim is his best (and only) friend.
Magnus the Red: Weird, deformed guy with crazy skin and one eye. He doesn't have many friends and he spends most of his time on the school computers which he's been banned from.

Goths:
Konrad Curze: Kinda flying rodent gak crazy. He grew up in a poor neighborhood and spends his free time lighting cats on fire. Nobody really likes him.
Corax: Sad and angsty, Corax spends most of his time writing crappy poetry about ravens.

Jocks:
Jaghatai Khan: Khan is quiet and agreeable, but boy if you set him off he goes crazy.
Leman Russ: This guy thinks of himself as popular, but he's more of a somewhat crazy drunkard.
Vulkan: Vulkan is the most charismatic jock, generally regarded as a gentle giant due to his friendly nature and absurd strength.

Preps:
Fulgrim: Well, Fulgrim is obsessed with doing a good job and being popular and looking pretty. There's a rumor that he's gay.
Rogal Dorn: An unpleasant, slow teacher's pet, Rogal Dorn barely manages to retain enough friends to not become a loner.
Sanguinius: One of the most popular, likable and charismatic students, Sanguinius is adored by both teachers and classmates. He rivals Horus in terms of sheer popularity.
Roboute Guilliman: The prepiest of the preps, Reboute is jealous of Sanguinius and Horus, desperately longing to be the most popular.
Horus: Horus is athletic, intelligent and charismatic. He rivals Sanguinius in terms of sheer popularity, but has recently become disenfranchised by the teachers' caustic disregard of him after getting A's for so many years.

Loners:
Lion El'Jonson: Yeah, he's kinda weird. His parents will these religious nutcases and there's a rumor that he was abandoned in the forest while he was a toddler.
Perturabo: He plays on the football team but nobody likes him or really respects him as an athlete. Always in a bad mood and generally unpleasant.
Angron: Due to his immense strength, Angron would be a jock but he bit some guy's ear off and is generally disliked.
Mortarion: Fat, ugly kid whose awkward socially. He would be a geek if he was smarter.
Lorgar: Religious nutcase; he's obsessed with converting everyone to his cult and as a result has no current friends.
Alpharius/Omegon: Two twins (or maybe one, they haven't been seen together in public) who are quiet and mysterious. They spend most of their time eves dropping.

LoneLictor wrote:Nerds:
Ferrus Manus: He's obsessed with computers and awkward in conversations. Fulgrim is his best (and only) friend.
Magnus the Red: Weird, deformed guy with crazy skin and one eye. He doesn't have many friends and he spends most of his time on the school computers which he's been banned from.

Goths:
Konrad Curze: Kinda flying rodent gak crazy. He grew up in a poor neighborhood and spends his free time lighting cats on fire. Nobody really likes him.
Corax: Sad and angsty, Corax spends most of his time writing crappy poetry about ravens.

Jocks:
Jaghatai Khan: Khan is quiet and agreeable, but boy if you set him off he goes crazy.
Leman Russ: This guy thinks of himself as popular, but he's more of a somewhat crazy drunkard.
Vulkan: Vulkan is the most charismatic jock, generally regarded as a gentle giant due to his friendly nature and absurd strength.

Preps:
Fulgrim: Well, Fulgrim is obsessed with doing a good job and being popular and looking pretty. There's a rumor that he's gay.
Rogal Dorn: An unpleasant, slow teacher's pet, Rogal Dorn barely manages to retain enough friends to not become a loner.
Sanguinius: One of the most popular, likable and charismatic students, Sanguinius is adored by both teachers and classmates. He rivals Horus in terms of sheer popularity.
Roboute Guilliman: The prepiest of the preps, Reboute is jealous of Sanguinius and Horus, desperately longing to be the most popular.
Horus: Horus is athletic, intelligent and charismatic. He rivals Sanguinius in terms of sheer popularity, but has recently become disenfranchised by the teachers' caustic disregard of him after getting A's for so many years.

Loners:
Lion El'Jonson: Yeah, he's kinda weird. His parents will these religious nutcases and there's a rumor that he was abandoned in the forest while he was a toddler.
Perturabo: He plays on the football team but nobody likes him or really respects him as an athlete. Always in a bad mood and generally unpleasant.
Angron: Due to his immense strength, Angron would be a jock but he bit some guy's ear off and is generally disliked.
Mortarion: Fat, ugly kid whose awkward socially. He would be a geek if he was smarter.
Lorgar: Religious nutcase; he's obsessed with converting everyone to his cult and as a result has no current friends.
Alpharius/Omegon: Two twins (or maybe one, they haven't been seen together in public) who are quiet and mysterious. They spend most of their time eves dropping.

I object to your description of Dorn!

LoneLictor wrote:Nerds:
Ferrus Manus: He's obsessed with computers and awkward in conversations. Fulgrim is his best (and only) friend.
Magnus the Red: Weird, deformed guy with crazy skin and one eye. He doesn't have many friends and he spends most of his time on the school computers which he's been banned from.

Goths:
Konrad Curze: Kinda flying rodent gak crazy. He grew up in a poor neighborhood and spends his free time lighting cats on fire. Nobody really likes him.
Corax: Sad and angsty, Corax spends most of his time writing crappy poetry about ravens.

Jocks:
Jaghatai Khan: Khan is quiet and agreeable, but boy if you set him off he goes crazy.
Leman Russ: This guy thinks of himself as popular, but he's more of a somewhat crazy drunkard.
Vulkan: Vulkan is the most charismatic jock, generally regarded as a gentle giant due to his friendly nature and absurd strength.

Preps:
Fulgrim: Well, Fulgrim is obsessed with doing a good job and being popular and looking pretty. There's a rumor that he's gay.
Rogal Dorn: An unpleasant, slow teacher's pet, Rogal Dorn barely manages to retain enough friends to not become a loner.
Sanguinius: One of the most popular, likable and charismatic students, Sanguinius is adored by both teachers and classmates. He rivals Horus in terms of sheer popularity.
Roboute Guilliman: The prepiest of the preps, Reboute is jealous of Sanguinius and Horus, desperately longing to be the most popular.
Horus: Horus is athletic, intelligent and charismatic. He rivals Sanguinius in terms of sheer popularity, but has recently become disenfranchised by the teachers' caustic disregard of him after getting A's for so many years.

Loners:
Lion El'Jonson: Yeah, he's kinda weird. His parents will these religious nutcases and there's a rumor that he was abandoned in the forest while he was a toddler.
Perturabo: He plays on the football team but nobody likes him or really respects him as an athlete. Always in a bad mood and generally unpleasant.
Angron: Due to his immense strength, Angron would be a jock but he bit some guy's ear off and is generally disliked.
Mortarion: Fat, ugly kid whose awkward socially. He would be a geek if he was smarter.
Lorgar: Religious nutcase; he's obsessed with converting everyone to his cult and as a result has no current friends.
Alpharius/Omegon: Two twins (or maybe one, they haven't been seen together in public) who are quiet and mysterious. They spend most of their time eves dropping.

One problem Mortatrion and a few others are close together. Plus Mortarion is very skinny.
Lion is friends with Leman Russ and many others.
Alpharius is liked by Horus alot they are very close.
Lorgar is friends with everyone.
Angron is right where he is supposed to be
dorn is not like that.

I object to Mortarion and Alpharius, but Dorn is spot on, whiny little prick he is

I imagine Lion being a huge DnD geek.

(the whole "Order", the knights, the King Arthur connections, things like that)

Nerds:
Ferrus Manus: He's obsessed with computers and awkward in conversations. Fulgrim is his best (and only) friend.
Magnus the Red: Weird, deformed guy with crazy skin and one eye. He doesn't have many friends and he spends most of his time on the school computers which he's been banned from.

Goths:
Konrad Curze: Kinda flying rodent gak crazy. He grew up in a poor neighborhood and spends his free time lighting cats on fire. Used to be friends with Fulgrim, but they had a falling out.
Corax: Sad and angsty, Corax spends most of his time writing crappy poetry about ravens.

Jocks:
Jaghatai Khan: Khan is quiet and agreeable, but boy if you set him off he goes crazy.
Leman Russ: This guy thinks of himself as popular, but he's more of a somewhat crazy drunkard.
Vulkan: Vulkan is the most charismatic jock, generally regarded as a gentle giant due to his friendly nature and absurd strength.

Preps:
Fulgrim: Well, Fulgrim is obsessed with doing a good job and being popular and looking pretty. There's a rumor that he's gay.
Rogal Dorn: An unpleasant, slow teacher's pet, Rogal Dorn barely manages to retain enough friends to not become a loner.
Sanguinius: One of the most popular, likable and charismatic students, Sanguinius is adored by both teachers and classmates. He rivals Horus in terms of sheer popularity.
Roboute Guilliman: The prepiest of the preps, Reboute is jealous of Sanguinius and Horus, desperately longing to be the most popular.
Horus: Horus is athletic, intelligent and charismatic. He rivals Sanguinius in terms of sheer popularity, but has recently become disenfranchised by the teachers' caustic disregard of him after getting A's for so many years.

Loners:
Lion El'Jonson: Yeah, he's kinda weird. His parents were these religious nutcases and there's a rumor that he was abandoned in the forest while he was a toddler. Still manages to be friends with a few of the other guys though
Perturabo: He plays on the football team but nobody likes him except for Horus and Lion. Always in a bad mood and generally unpleasant.
Angron: Due to his immense strength, Angron would be a jock but he bit some guy's ear off and is generally disliked.
Mortarion: Drank some poisonous stuff as a kid and got a bit messed up
Lorgar: Religious nutcase; he still has a few buds though.
Alpharius/Omegon: Two twins (or maybe one, they haven't been seen together in public) who are quiet and mysterious. They are close with Horus, but who isn't?


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Ferrus Manus, Perturabu and Vulkan would deffinetley take alot of shop class.

Jaghatai Khan would be that guy who's always working on his new motorcycle.

What would all these guys girlfriends be? Their first captains?

Yeah and Lorgar is the one dating a total cougar

Lion x Fulgrim.

This is getting weird.

Commissar Raege x Angron


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And it got weird a while ago

Hey, the Lion IS named after a gay poet. And Fulgrim is, well, Fulgrim.

Also, Luthor is the Lion's ex.

KilroyKiljoy wrote:Hey, the Lion IS named after a gay poet.

One of the odder 40k references, the poem as inspiration for Dark Angels yes but the Primarch is called Lionel? Not quite so mood destroying as the assassin who killed Kurze being Martin Sheen but hey he did order some black ops assassinations later on when he was President so it shouldn't surprise us.

Another addition to the OP. Lionel is a nerdy yet cocky DnD player who loves the music of Man O' War. His insistence on being called the 'Lion' and people checking out his King Arthur drawings alienate friends. He also likes to sleep in.

I'd imagine the Lion as chess nerd honestly. One without many people who would call him their friend.

He's basically a living computer, brilliant analytical abilities and a very competent tactician and strategist, but has the charisma of a portipotty.

Sanguinious would have been that pretty boy that all the other boys hated but envyed for his ability to make women and homosexual men swoon.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:Sanguinious would have been that pretty boy that all the other boys hated but envyed for his ability to make women and homosexual men swoon.

For some reason I could see him joining a Frat in college.

These are great ideas, I might do some artwork when I have time.