Would you rather?

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**MaximusPrime**

The rules are simple, answer the most recent "would you rather question" (with an explanation why) and then make your own for the next person to do the same.
The questions can be completely random and unrelated to wargaming.

I'll start then

Would you rather:

Give up junk food?
Or give up video games?

**HellsGuardian316**

I'd rather give up junk food as all my entertainment comes from video games so I'd be bored senseless otherwise.

Would you rather:

Keep an uncaged pet snake blackmamba
Live in a house with hundreds of poisonous spiders running free.

**Azza007**

I would say the black mamba. Would keep it in a room where the door was always shut and snake proof, so uncaged but still secure.

Would you rather:

Be a multi-billionaire and only have 'relations' once a decade.
Be homeless but get tail everyday.

**Trondheim**

Uhhh homeless

Be a rutless dictator and go out Gaddafi style

Be a democativly elected leader in a sub sahara nation ( Like Angola)

**BlapBlapBlap**

Be a Democratic leader so I don't end up hiding in sewer pipes.

Give up the internet?

Or give up your pets?

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

I would give up internet, because animals allow me to survive the next zombie apocalypse (they protect me and can be used as food

)

Give up your family?

Or give up your limbs?

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

This was an double post so ignore...

**Trondheim**

Family without a doubt

Turn into Zombie

Or turn into a mutant?

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

Mutant because mutations are a sign of the favor of the dark gods!

Quit buying GW related products?

Or start collecting only Mantic minis?

**Trondheim**

I would rather start collecting Mantic miniatyrs only, I need my Wargamming fix or else I migth go insane.

Spend a eternety in purgatory

Or five years in Auswitch

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

I choose Auswitch, since the Nazis are long gone now.

Drink a whole bottle of GW water effect liquid?

Or stick a cactus up your ass?

**Coolyo294**

Liquid effects, for reasons unknown.

Would you rather shoot yourself in the foot or stab yourself in the hand?

**haloreach4ever**

Both, to even out the pain.

would you rather:
Smother yourself in a ten tons of lard and then dance wiht monkey back up dancers on the x-factor finals or do the same thing but with butter?

**MaximusPrime**

I would do the same thing with butter, lard would make me sick

Would you rather:

Give up your pet?
or give up your job?

**Avatar 720**

Either, seeing as I have neither

Shoot a kitten or shoot a puppy?

**Trondheim**

Neither. I would shoot you

Servitude

or

exile

**MaximusPrime**

Neither, as I have no idea what either means (I'm an idiot)

Would you rather:

Lose a leg?
Or lose an arm?

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

Leg since I need two arms.

Hit from a baseball bat to the face?

Or a kick to the groin area? (with a metal boot of course)

**Azza007**

Hit from bat, you didn't specify how hard, so it will be gentle style.

Suffer from Cancer or Huntingtons?

**WARORK93**

.

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

Id take the knife, since it'll be over sooner.

Start worshipping Flying spaghetti monster?

Or pledge your alliance to the Dark gods?

**MaximusPrime**

Flying spaghetti monster (Hell yeah), spaghetti is both delicous and awsome, just saying...

Would you rather:

Drink a Blended Hamburger?
Or a Blended Spaghetti monster?

**WARORK93**

.

**Azza007**

Famine, could do with losing the weight. Then again wouldn't the famine be an epidemic, or is it solely related to disease.

Bitten by a lion or a tiger?

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Lion. Its bite force is less than a tiger's

Would you rather have a big nose growing out of the back of your head, (you can't cover it up), with a Christmas ornament hanging off of it,

OR

Have you eyeballs attached to slinkies in perpetual motion. (you can still see, but your eyes are always bobbing )

**JohnnoM**

the nose, it'd be cool to smell behind you.

Would you rather have relations with an elephant (you being the receiver) to have relations whenever you wanted,
Or be shot in the groin with a magnum.

**MaximusPrime**

I'd go for the elephant, if you shot shot in the balls you couldn't have relations again, but with an elephant you can....

Would you rather:

Kiss an ork
Or kiss a Tyranid

**grayshadow87**

Kiss an ork. At least with an ork you can be reasonably sure that it's tongue isn't going to shoot down your throat and impregnate you.

Would you rather:

Swim in a pool of mayonnaise on a hot summer day
Or play dodgeball with incredibly rotten fruit and vegetables

**BlapBlapBlap**

Play dodgeball so I can explode them

Eat your own weight in orphan meat with a side order of concentrated salmonella?

Or have your head crushed in a car compacter?

**MaximusPrime**

Eat my own weight, having my head crushed means i'd be dead...

Would you rather:

Give up speech?

Or give up Vision?