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Howlingmoon wrote:Good on you for finally realizing the scum that is tournament players, Warhammer would really be better off if those mongrels all left to play Warmachine with the rest of the anti-social miscreants.
combatmedic wrote:Im sure the only reason Japan lost WW2 was because the US failed disclose beforehand they had Tactical Nuke special rule.
I think the hourly rate might be a little to pricey for me.
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sacred earth. We have awoken to your primative species and will not tolerate your presence. Ours is the way of logic,
of cold hard reason: your irrationality, your human disease has no place in the necrontyr. Flesh is weak.
Surrender to the machine incarnate. Surrender and die. ++
Tuagh wrote: If you won't use a wrench, it isn't the bolt's fault that your hammer is useless.
I can only assume he works mostly in East St. Louis
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++ Heed my words for I am the Herald and we are the footsteps of doom. Interlopers, do we name you. Defilers of our
sacred earth. We have awoken to your primative species and will not tolerate your presence. Ours is the way of logic,
of cold hard reason: your irrationality, your human disease has no place in the necrontyr. Flesh is weak.
Surrender to the machine incarnate. Surrender and die. ++
Tuagh wrote: If you won't use a wrench, it isn't the bolt's fault that your hammer is useless.
If the girl was a daughter of a Terra Highlord then I could very well see the girl having Terminator guards, wearing armor since with out they are a lot less effective.
Although I guess a Space Marine without armor is still a killing machine.
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
While I love the piece and I think it looks really cool (and very reminiscent of bioshock's big daddy), one has to wonder why the little girl herself doesn't wear somekind of armor/protection as well.
Tarkand wrote:While I love the piece and I think it looks really cool (and very reminiscent of bioshock's big daddy), one has to wonder why the little girl herself doesn't wear somekind of armor/protection as well.
Because anyone who saw the massive fething Terminator standing next to her would be unable to even order there own body parts to assault the little girl.
Really you know you would poop your pants if you saw him.
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
If the girl was a daughter of a Terra Highlord then I could very well see the girl having Terminator guards, wearing armor since with out they are a lot less effective.
Although I guess a Space Marine without armor is still a killing machine.
Maybe guys in terminator armour, but not actual Astartes Terminators.
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Tarkand wrote:While I love the piece and I think it looks really cool (and very reminiscent of bioshock's big daddy), one has to wonder why the little girl herself doesn't wear somekind of armor/protection as well.
Because little girls are adorable and d'aww.
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Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION
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Wear the armor yourself, and then you will be left alone because you don't fit in the lockers
And nothing says ''don't touch my lunch money'' like a Chainfist to the face.
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Sparks_Havelock wrote:Damn I want a Terminator 'teddy bear' now.
If it wasn't impossible for Marines to reproduce I'd have put that image down as IoM 'Bring your children to work day!'
Oh dear, could you imagine a "Bring your girl to work day" with the Black Templar, since that's a Black Templar Terminator.......
And today girls we are going to practice the proper way to gut and roast a Hive Tyrant! Oh please! Stop crying, they are just......giant bugs you see! Um, Chapter Master that appears to have made them cry more.
Dammit!
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
Parent opens door and sees a massive Terminator standing in the door war.
"So your son billy has been bullying my daughter......would you like me to come in and discuss the points of respect and honor?"
Parent: "Oh no thats fine....."
Terminator: *Points storm bolter at parent* Oh no I insist.....
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
Bring your kid to work day, also known as the order to send in the conscripts.
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
A Wise Ork once said a profound word: WAAAAAAAGH! Then he got trampled in the incoming stampede! Current Army: Orks (2000+)
Fido198674 wrote:You know, O great dreadlord......who was that first ork to yell WAAGGHH? According to you sig, his name would now be Squishy, or Smooshed, but I wonder.....
I wonder if the Ultramar Gift shop sells Robert Guilieman body pillows, sounds like something your upcoming Ultramarine would want.
Surprisingly the Boreale body pillows have not been selling nearly as well.....
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
Sparks_Havelock wrote:Damn I want a Terminator 'teddy bear' now.
If it wasn't impossible for Marines to reproduce I'd have put that image down as IoM 'Bring your children to work day!'
Oh dear, could you imagine a "Bring your girl to work day" with the Black Templar, since that's a Black Templar Terminator.......
And today girls we are going to practice the proper way to gut and roast a Hive Tyrant! Oh please! Stop crying, they are just......giant bugs you see! Um, Chapter Master that appears to have made them cry more.
Dammit!
Those Space marine Community outreach programs at work..
Also wish i had a terminator as a babysiitter. No, Not the Arnold Kind.
Honestly, this thread has made me laugh harder than most threads on dakka. Kudos, my man. The "bring your daughter to work day" part was by far the winning post. It is to be exalted.
Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
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The Terminator's cousin's story.. The Scholar Abbot in the Schola Progenium gave his fifth grade class an assignment: tell a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Corvius said, "My father was a farmer on Acheron VII and we had a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the coach when we hit a bump in the road and the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess." "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the Scholar Abbot. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Jorun. Tell us your story." "MY family where farmers too. But we raised grox' for the meat market. We had a dozen grox.eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live grox. And the moral to this story is, don't count your grox before they're hatched." "That's a fine story Jorun," he continued. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes sir, my daddy told me this story about my Uncle, Veteran Sargent Bob. Uncle Bob was a Space Marine in the 3rd War for Armageddon and his Thunderhawk got hit. He had to crash land in hostile ork territory and all he had was a bottle of fenrisian ale, a bolter and a chainsword. He drank the fenrisian ale on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy with the bolter until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with with the chainsword till the blade broke and then kill the last ten with his bare hands." "Emperor's Throne," said the Scholar Abbot, "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Don't piss off Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."
I don't know why. but that is what I think when I think of the Terminators Family.
Dr. Terminator Bob of the Black Templars with the following degrees Child Care, Orthodontist, Physician, and Oral Surgeon.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Asherian Command wrote:Why does that remind me of this?
The Terminator's cousin's story..
The Scholar Abbot in the Schola Progenium gave his fifth grade class an assignment: tell a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Corvius said, "My father was a farmer on Acheron VII and we had a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the coach when we hit a bump in the road and the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the Scholar Abbot.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Jorun. Tell us your story."
"MY family where farmers too. But we raised grox' for the meat market. We had a dozen grox.eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live grox. And the moral to this story is, don't count your grox before they're hatched."
"That's a fine story Jorun," he continued. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes sir, my daddy told me this story about my Uncle, Veteran Sargent Bob. Uncle Bob was a Space Marine in the 3rd War for Armageddon and his Thunderhawk got hit. He had to crash land in hostile ork territory and all he had was a bottle of fenrisian ale, a bolter and a chainsword. He drank the fenrisian ale on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy with the bolter until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with with the chainsword till the blade broke and then kill the last ten with his bare hands."
"Emperor's Throne," said the Scholar Abbot, "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Don't piss off Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."
I don't know why. but that is what I think when I think of the Terminators Family.
Dr. Terminator Bob of the Black Templars with the following degrees Child Care, Orthodontist, Physician, and Oral Surgeon.
Reminds me of this story
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
Asherian Command wrote:Why does that remind me of this?
The Terminator's cousin's story..
The Scholar Abbot in the Schola Progenium gave his fifth grade class an assignment: tell a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Corvius said, "My father was a farmer on Acheron VII and we had a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the coach when we hit a bump in the road and the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the Scholar Abbot.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Jorun. Tell us your story."
"MY family where farmers too. But we raised grox' for the meat market. We had a dozen grox.eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live grox. And the moral to this story is, don't count your grox before they're hatched."
"That's a fine story Jorun," he continued. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes sir, my daddy told me this story about my Uncle, Veteran Sargent Bob. Uncle Bob was a Space Marine in the 3rd War for Armageddon and his Thunderhawk got hit. He had to crash land in hostile ork territory and all he had was a bottle of fenrisian ale, a bolter and a chainsword. He drank the fenrisian ale on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy with the bolter until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with with the chainsword till the blade broke and then kill the last ten with his bare hands."
"Emperor's Throne," said the Scholar Abbot, "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Don't piss off Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."
I don't know why. but that is what I think when I think of the Terminators Family.
Dr. Terminator Bob of the Black Templars with the following degrees Child Care, Orthodontist, Physician, and Oral Surgeon.
Reminds me of this story
Why did i just picture patrick as the kid? And the Spongebob as the Adept.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
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Then he got trampled in the incoming stampede! 
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