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2012/01/21 21:46:42
Subject: Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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I noticed a similar thread at rpg.net and figured it just might be some good fun. For those of you wondering, Skippy was in the US Army and has a list of approximately 200 things he is not allowed to do.
As it is I will get this started.
1. Not allowed to tell new recruits that meltabombs are full of yummy candy.
2. Not allowed to attach bayonets to Lascannons.
3. Even if it does make them look cooler.
4. Not allowed to dare the artillery teams to knock an apple off the commisars head.
5. Not allowed to call the Lord Commisar a complete fething idiot.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2012/01/21 21:50:24
Subject: Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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inb4 obligatory SoB jokes.
6. Will not suggest the Lord Commissar to "Feth Off"
Sorry, that's all I can think of.
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2012/01/21 21:54:13
Subject: Re:Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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7: Never make ridiculous SOB threads which involve repeated sexual references.
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2012/01/21 21:57:48
Subject: Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Executing Exarch
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8) Not suggest the Comissar shoot himself as you failed the test on his leadership.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/01/21 22:42:14
Subject: Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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9. Not allowed to tell the officer with the brand new power weapon that it makes a great shaving razor.
10. Not allowed to encourage bro-fisting (especially when only one has a PF)
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Currently debating whether to study for my exams or paint some Deathwing |
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2012/01/21 22:47:09
Subject: Re:Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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11. Do not put itching power in a SOB's armor, in an attempt to remove it.
12. Do not try to drink a SW under the table
13. Do not call Blood Ravens Spesse Mahrenes.
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What I have
 ~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/21 23:44:45
Subject: Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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14. Do not borrow the Leman Russ to go on food runs.
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DR:80+S++G+MB--I+Pw40k03+D+A+++/areWD322R++T(F)DM+ |
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2012/01/21 23:58:23
Subject: Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Battleship Captain
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15. Do not yell "Zerg Rush!" When under attack by Tyranids.
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2012/01/21 23:59:22
Subject: Re:Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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16. Do not refer to the commissar as a team killing  tard.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/01/21 23:59:31
What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/22 00:13:00
Subject: Re:Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Wing Commander
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:16. Do not refer to the commissar as a team killing tard.
17. Do not tell Baneblade pilots that they are "Compensating for something".
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""  |
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2012/01/22 00:52:06
Subject: Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Executing Exarch
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18) Do not tell the Ratlings to "Pick on someone their own size".
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2012/01/22 00:54:45
Subject: Re:Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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19) Do not describe ratlings as squat. Because that would be mentioning the Squa-*BLAM* HERESY 
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/22 01:03:56
Subject: Re:Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:19) Do not describe ratlings as squat. Because that would be mentioning the Squa-*BLAM* HERESY
The squat-clock is over by the tumble dryer if you need to reset it...
20) Do not attach laser-pointers to your lasgun, it will not make it twin-linked.
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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2012/01/22 01:15:51
Subject: Re:Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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21) Not allowed to place "special, Magic" padded helmets on the Ogryns, by telling them that the emperor wants them to be safe if they fall down.
22) Not allowed to tell these same Ogryns that the Commisar hides "extra special Ogryn treats" in his standard issue cod piece.
23) Razor wire is not dental floss.
24) Landmines are not frissbees.
25) Yelling WAAAGH! through a megaphone into the Ork fighter barracks at 0300 hours is not a simulated attack, and the CO will not be held responsible for cleaning apparatus inserted into Pvt. Skippy's orifices, by said Ork fighters.
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2012/01/22 01:22:05
Subject: Skippy in Warhammer 40K
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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26. All special request chits require a written clarification as to why the item is desired.
27. In order to ensure smooth transition of a special request chit, it is best to advice your chain of command verbally before you attempt to order a $47,000 tank.
28. Especially when you are an imperial naval unit.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/01/22 01:22:19
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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