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2013/07/02 02:10:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Its called "Mekboy Kane" and his rokkit sled called Rosebud.
I wish games were easier to schedule.
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2013/07/02 06:44:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Granted, but the only game you can schedule is called Musical Urethral Trauma. It's like musical chairs, but instead of not getting a chair you get your urethra busted by a kick from a horse.
I wish Musical Urethral Trauma was a real thing, and that people I don't like played it as their favorite game.
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2013/07/02 07:33:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Until one day you feel guilty and before you know it the horse sends you flying through a plate glass window.
I wish I sold plate glass windows.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/02 13:22:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. But your profits are in the red.
I wish for a great action movie staring Ghazzy
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2013/07/02 22:16:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but sadly it's directed by Uwe Boll.
(Also, living in a cardboard box with a real Yoko Littner is still extremely desirable).
I wish I could find all the effects in Yume Nikki.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/03 05:40:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Granted. Yume Nikki no longer exists, meaning there are no effects to find. As the number of effects in it is now zero, you have found them all. Go you!
I wish that I had the power to leap through stained-glass windows without injury and look freaking awesome doing it
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2013/07/03 13:04:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You leap through a stained glass window just fine, but the lead caming slices you into chunks on the way through. But it looks awesome when you do it.
I wish it was easier to clean blood stains off of lead.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/03 14:35:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Granted. There is a new solution you can use but it also wipes away everything else.
I wish that Warhammer 40k prices were cheaper.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!                  |
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2013/07/03 15:59:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Granted, but GW starts using generic army men glued to old pogs from the 90s as their chief form of model.
I wish that I was impervious to injuries from lead.
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2013/07/03 17:54:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but as a side effect you melt in air.
I wish I was a Noise Marine.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/03 18:30:02
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you live a life of decadence for over a year. Till you suddenly lose all your senses, and slannesh cannot help you.
No wish. Do your worst!
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/07/03 21:43:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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You end up in an episode of Happy Tree Friends.
I wish for plastic Meganobz
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2013/07/03 22:28:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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You get plastic meganobz. 40,000 of them. Dropped on your head. From a great height. With bonus acid shower.
I wish for the most horrific thing imaginable.
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2013/07/04 00:03:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get it. It gets you.
I wish Gettysburg was not such a tourist trap.
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2013/07/04 01:18:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. it's now just a plain old trap
We wish we hads the Precious.
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2013/07/04 01:24:20
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. Bagginses takes your precious, then Frodo thows you in the lava with it a couple years later
I wish I had a can of primer
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2013/07/04 08:02:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have a can of primer, but it's spray button is missing.
I wish for more rockets.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/04 13:06:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Granted. But the rockets are targeted at you.
I wish for more twizzlers.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/07/04 14:30:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Diarreoha Twizzlers.
I wish for boobs.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/04 14:36:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted. Now you have them. 47 of them in a pile in fact.
I wish for a prosthetic, robotic left arm.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/07/04 15:51:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. It strangles you as soon as you turn it on.
I wish I could switch gender at will, Ramna 1/2 style.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/05 03:39:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Whenever Will walks into the room you switch gender.
I wish the fuses were a bit longer.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/06 15:27:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. Now they are so long that it takes several years to go off.
I wish I wasn't sick
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2013/07/06 15:34:40
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are dead.
I wish I had a Sausage Egg McMuffin.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/07/06 15:36:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. You have a 3 year old Sausage Egg McMuffin. It's basically like eating a rock
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2013/07/06 16:31:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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No wish!
You are forced up Papa Nurgle's arse crack.
I wish my back problems would go away.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/06 17:30:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Granted. Now you have foot problems.
I wish I had more chaos space marines.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/07/06 22:03:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have more than you can count. But they are so chaotic you can't tell what they are supposed to be.
I wish for more burgers.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/07 17:51:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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You get moar Horse burgers
I wish for a Ork mask
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2013/07/07 20:49:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Granted. But the mask is haunted and when you put it on you can't take it off and it throws you into a rage where you kill anyone you see for the rest of eternity.
I wish that to CSM were stronger.
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