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Hello

This is the game of Assassination, in which you must assassinate an evil over lord. Here are the specifications;

He's in a 100 floor building, each floor has it's own security and staff, each floor has three elevators and 2 sets of stairs.
He's on the top floor with heavy security.
You can't nuke the building from orbit or anywhere.
You must escape the building.
You can nuke the building from inside.
You must avoid detection.

So I go in through the sewer underneath the the building. I set explosives on the structure of the building from below. I leave the building a walk far away. I then blow the explosives which collapses the building, killing the war lord.

I pose as one of the bodyguards. I go to get the warlord a drink to calm his nerves. i place a virus bomb inside the vents. I then calmly get in the lift and go to the ground floor. I walk as far away as possible, get in my shuttle, press the detonate button and blast off of the planet.

1. Use suction grips to scale the building from the outside.

2. Use a diamond cutter to make a whole in the glass on the 100th floor.

3. Place signal activated nuke with timer inside.

4. Descend the building.

5. Start the timer for 10 minutes.

6. Hop in your mates bentley and go to nanna's for tea and biscuits. Those nice ones with oatmeal and dark chocolate, and pg tips, ofcourse.

Attach a pipe pumping natural gas with the smell removed to the ventilation, then wait for someone to light a match.

no one mentioned not using sniper rifles so:

I find a vantage point and utilise my L96A1 Arctic warfare Magnum to blow his brains out.

Alternetively i get a suit of Terminator armour and storm the place.

Or:

Retask a Railgun to blow his tower off

Or:

Infiltrate through the air ducts then pounce on him and drink his blood. then leave through the ducts leaveing only a message that im watching and a blood drained corpse.

1. I aquier a nerve gass of a suitebal nature

2. I gain accses to the ventelation system as a low level janitor.

3. I use said cover to smuggel the mentioned gas and oter requierd eqipment into the building.

4. I relase said gas into the ventelation system, and wait for it to work. I also put on the requierd protection gear before doing said thing.

5. I Watch as the gas dose the job for me, then I take the lift up to the 99 floor and put a single 7.62 round in everyone dead or dying head.

6. I leave the building

I bolt up the doors and windows and set fire to the building.

Simple.

1.walk in with a briefcase, Silenced pistol in my jacket and a SMG in the briefcase.
2. As the guards frisk me grab the pistol and shot them.
3. Go to a computer and hack the cameras so nobody see's me.
4. Take a elevator to the top floor take out the SMG.
5. Doors open hose everybody kick the office door in hose again.
6. Take the elevator back down and walk out the lobby.

silence!

Real one.
1.Walk in with silenced Pistol kill the Guards at lobby.
2. Hack cameras so nobody see's me kill them on a play back.
3. hide the body's and take the uniform of one with the least blood on it.
4. Take the elevator up to the top floor.
5. Go to a empty room with a vent and go into the vent.
6. Go to the bosses offices and shot though a slot in the vent.
7. Sneak out of the vent before anybody notices the boss is dead.
8. Exit the lobby.

Infiltrate his bodyguard using polymorphine. Kill him at in tge toilets. Disguise as him. Walk out.


OR

Buy out his staff false.promises.

OR
Worship Khorne and storm the place.

Or hire Neo of the Matrix to do it.....

I take it to the Officio Assasinorium. They would send in a vindicare. Done.

Poison Candygram.

Tunnel underneath the building and destabilize the foundations with a team of engineers. Set up explosive charges on the foundation to finish the place off. Leave the tunnels, blow the charges, building collapses and kills him, done.

Ahem,

1: walk into lobby with silenced pistol and one similaly armed and expendable (Don't tell them that) technically skilled lackey.
2: Kill guards quickly and silently and shoot cameras. No witnesses.
3: Tech-lackey hacks and disables camera systems.
4: Find and kill nearby Janitor. Take two uniforms and mops, one for you and one for lackey. You put on gloves.
5: Move upstairs, claening as you go. Janitor, remember.
6: Locate target, go into bathroom and start cleaning.
7: Wait until he enters, then lackey kills him with silenced pistol.
8: shoot lackey.
9: Get to safe distance, cleaning up your blood, and let someone else find the scene first.

Get into vents and put explosives everywhere...

Lord Magnus wrote:Get into vents and put explosives everywhere...

Arhh, after all the trouble I went through to kill witnesses, hack security systems, masquerade as a janitor and make the death look like someone else did it, you come along and blow the whole damn building up!

TheRobotLol wrote:

Lord Magnus wrote:Get into vents and put explosives everywhere...

Arhh, after all the trouble I went through to kill witnesses, hack security systems, masquerade as a janitor and make the death look like someone else did it, you come along and blow the whole damn building up!

He didn't say anything was wrong with collateral damage... seems like the easiest solution.

Lord Magnus wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

Lord Magnus wrote:Get into vents and put explosives everywhere...

Arhh, after all the trouble I went through to kill witnesses, hack security systems, masquerade as a janitor and make the death look like someone else did it, you come along and blow the whole damn building up!

He didn't say anything was wrong with collateral damage... seems like the easiest solution.

It IS the easiest solution.

I am the Warlord. I pull out a pistol and commit suicide. As i pull the trigger I withdraw to my own body. Psychic assassination!

Authorise napam attack.
A little collateral damage become meh.

C4 on the support columns, sure there is collateral damage, but there's plenty of time to get in and out and don't really have to worry about security all that much

1) Have a Helicopter drop me on the roof.
2) Plant a gak-ton of bombs above his head.
3) Start the timer.
4) Helicopter back out.

Use a massive drill on the opposite side of the world to break through under the building, killing him in the lava coated whirling augers.

1. weaponize ebola mayinga
2. seal exits
3. release virus into building
4. release chemical destroyer agent that destorys weaponized ebola
5. take a nap

Tell the government. Elite armed forces arrest him. Assassinate him in prison by poison in the food.

1. Find my suit of Hellsteel armour
2. Grab my axe,
3. put Ipod plugs in ears. start Slayer
4. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL GOD!

Now for a change;

1: He's on a moon base, you'll have to get their
2: The Moonbase is the size of England, is heavily armoured and has multiple security forces
3: His location is in the main command center, with its own security force
4: The Base is shielded, and certain sections can be removed if needed.
5: Escape pods!

1) Create Atmosphere
2) Create Biosphere and place around base.
3) BURNY BURNY!
4) ???
5) Profit!

Seriously though.

Wait for the occupants to suffocate. No air!

2) Break all the airlocks on the moon base and 1) destroy the escape pods, except the one I escape in.