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*Leo waves remote*

Leo: I used the remote.

*Puts remote down and goes to grab sword*

Leo: You use long swords yeah? Well I.

*Pulls out red wing*

Leo: Use great swords.

What's a remote?

*Sees Red Wing*

Ooo, nice...Well, this is my sword...

*Unsheathes Megrez's Asterism*

*Kneels and places it on the ground with exaggerated care*

It's extremely sharp, so I wouldn't touch it by the blade.

*marla*
I'm not E... only DD....and the armours.... fitted... not battle bikini....

*Maria enjoying carpet feast*
Nibbles on cookie. I even made little avatars...
*Butter tank has a benny waving out top*
Shame... Bridgett was tasty.... *laughs*

I always liked baking....

*Glances over to Marla*

It's not a bikini...

*Knight smiles*

Boro: You're good at it.

*Chewing on a Taldeer*

Leo: I know its sharp. As I said I have hunted many monsters. I Hunters a Gogmazios in the dessert once. stumbled across it after it raided a weapons store house. It took over an hour but I killed it.

*Leo looks annoyed*

Leo: Can we stop talking about breasts!?

*Carefully eating a cookie*

*Nods*

Agreed. We all know who has the biggest pair here... *Glances back at Marla then to Leo* How'd you end up fighting a Gog in the Dunes? I thought all of them were led to the Battlement...

Leo: I was checking a disturbance, as it turned out the Gogmazios was the disturbance. I decided to give it a shot, I managed to take it down. Also didn't get paid.....

I would never do a quest like that. Or at least not in this armour. Can you imagine what it would be like to get tar stuck underneath this webbing? Eugh...

*marla looks happy and goes back to reading*
*Giggles to self*


*Maria eating yarrick * aye... the bane blades are chocolate chip too..
*Takes lplates a d starts making up Cokkie box's. *
Aye. Now which ones you wanna keep?

*Sees phone*
Oh marla... yes we know your equipped.... custom Chest plate and all...

*marla looks happy and goes back to reading*
*Giggles to self*


*Maria eating yarrick * aye... the bane blades are chocolate chip too..
*Takes lplates a d starts making up Cokkie box's. *
Aye. Now which ones you wanna keep?

*Sees phone*
Oh marla... yes we know your equipped.... custom Chest plate and all...

Leo: I'm just lucky that thing is weak to fire...

*Leo puts sword into the floor*

Leo: Never mind that, how did you end up here?

OOC God I want to do my custom quests now.....
Wonder when the MHGEN one will get made.

I'm not sure...I was going on a quest that didn't specify a monster, nor location, and when I woke up, I was in a tree! Hell if I know how I got there...

*Continues kneeling by sword*

How long you been hunting for?

*Knight smiles*

Boro: I think I'll keep the Maria cookies. Don't want anybody else eating my precious 'ittle wittle cookie now do I?

*Pokes out tongue and takes a bite out of old Verviedi*

OOC I'd probably say after the wiki is fully updated. Some materials still haven't been discovered.

Leo: Six years joined when I was twenty, it was complicated to say the least...

You've been hunting two years more than me. I signed up when I was eighteen.

*Removes sheathe and places it on the ground*

*Slowly sheathes sword*

I'm usually not this careful...Not sure why I am now...And complicated how?

Leo: I don't want to talk about it...

Leo: Oh by the way. A mutated Lagiacrus lives here. He's fine if you don't wake him up.

*maria* smiles... Im a sweet cute little cookie.
*Boxes them up with little ribbons tied round*

I have to make them look nice. *Smiling as making little cookie boxes and stacking them up*

Oh...A mutated Lagiacrus...That's...Probably not the weirdest thing I've heard all day...

*Finishes sheathing sword and straps it back onto back*

*Knight laughs*

Boro: All they need now is a bit of glitter!

*hands him some gold cookie icing*

For my little cookie eyes *smiles*
*Goes to bed room and pulls on the black glittery fur coat, pistol and sword*

Let's go deliver cookies*

*Knight rolls his eye*

*Smiles and leaves the Maria cookies behind*

*Offers elbow*

Boro: Lets.

*checks sword, knight noticing the name "Marilania's" on hilt and a queens crown instead ofp maria and a tiara*

Ready.

*Heads put handing out cookies trying to not notice Leonie*
*Marla sat reading sorting out plans*

*Calks over to maria who updates on martian rebuild*

[Yarrick nearly falls asleep at the table] ...I'm so sorry. [Looks embarrassed] It's not the company, I assure you. It's this dampener. [Orders food for them both, taking care to not mess it up]

ooc: I now own MH, it was on sale in town.
Just gotta do this job application and then I can start it up.

*Knight follows Maria silently*

*Amelia smiles*

Amee: I know. Is there anyway to remove it?

OOC That's great news! However, I won't be able to play it online tonight(Capped net kill me now...), and I think Nick fell asleep while typing. :/

I can still give you tips and tricks for weapons and monsters though.

[Smiles] I don't know, I'm not smart with electronics like the Sisters or Benny. ....I'd imagine I have to carry it with me even if I take it off, or they'll think I did a runner.

ooc: It's okay! I have never played a MH title so I will be a day or so learning the buttons, haha. I kept racing off a ramp and jumping/sword slamming past the stupid kangaroo dinosaur and then it would kick the gak out of me.
I want to play the two sword person or the tootle horn person. I mean I want to pay a cat, but their SFX bug me.

OOC Warning, you may feel SLIGHTLY overwhelmed during the start. I did. Just speak to everybody with the YELLOW text boxes over their heads, either they have something important to say, or they will give quests. The RED text boxes are for important quests, that you generally cannot progress until you complete.
And yes, Nick hates playing as a cat. I on the other hand, do it for the sole reason to piss him off.

Sadly, both the hunting horn(Trumpet) and the Dual Blades(Self-explanatory) are in Nick's weapon group. I focus on Greatsword, Long Sword, Lance, Gunlance, Charge Blade and Insect Glaive. Nick has the rest.

Ask me if you need anything clarified. Usually other people are a lot better than the internet, even if it's over the internet.

Bic Amee: Let me have a look at it.

*route delivering cookies happens to end at castle*
*Maria* surprise... the fabricator drones are doing a great job*

* Walks through a newly built gatehouse with a combined coat of arms above*

Sure. it's a bit girly for my taste. [Pulls collar down]
[Fairly simple but clean steel band around Yarrick's throat, with a spike embedded into the back of his neck, intercepting the neural links for his bionics] [Several small lights appear on the band]

ooc: What's a weapons group?

*Knight looks stunned*

Boro: It's...Perfect...You got the proportions correct to the inch, you got the shield up, the gate-house is just like how it was! It's...

*Runs up and picks up Maria*

*Swings her around while kissing her*

OOC
Go to the smithy, and select forge weapons. Scroll through the choices. Those are the weapon groups

Bic *Amelia takes a holopic of it and sends it to Marla*

OOC Smithy is the short person to your left in the first place you arrive at.

*Wakes up with a jolt, looks around wildly for a moment, then relaxes*

*sigh* Another bloody nightmare..

*looks through bag and fishes out another cigarette*

*Smokes cigarette and holds head in hands*

*Leo keeps head down avoiding Maria*

Leo: God this is stupid...