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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 02:37:51
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Commanding Orc Boss
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What was your profession (anything from farmer to outdoors-man to pickpocket) and how does it help you survive (anything from better equipment to a skill)?
Think towards more of a group survival and having to fight through it type scenario, not (the obvious real outcome) hiding in one's house or the easiest way to kill yourself
Also try to think of as many as possible. Here is what I / my group / this forum thought of so far:
1) Huntsman - Bows, Survival in harsh conditions
2) Militia - More skilled in combat than your average Joe
3) Engineer - Gun
4) Blacksmith - Make quality weapons or armor
5) Duelist - Swift and efficient
6) Lumberjack - Strong, Access to large Felling Axe
7) Town Leader - Able to keep everyone together
8) Alchemist - Access to potions and medicine
9) Priest of Morr - miracles to take down the undead with and lore about them
10) Noble - personal guard, good equipment, a riding horse, most likely knowledge of fencing
11) Battle Wizard - knowledge of Necromancy and great power
12) Coachman - a coach and horses to draw it
13) Messenger - riding skills and a fast runner
14) Barber - Surgeon, medical knowledge
15) Rat catcher - a small but vicious dog, knowledge of the sewers
16) Butcher - Knowledge of ... cleaving I suppose
17) Messanger - Speed
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2012/04/24 15:54:23
I hate hard counters. In a game of rock, paper, scissors, I hate playing any of the factions because no matter what you choose you might as well not deploy against your hard counter. I want to use a gun. Rock, paper, and scissors could all probably still beat gun, but gun will never feel like a game is a lost cause. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 02:46:55
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Norn Queen
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So like, aside from the general idea that when this happens, villagers board up their house and gak their pants? Because that's how it's always described when zombies start moving about a village.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 03:06:48
Subject: Re:You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Bloodtracker
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I'd say being a Huntsman would be a decent-standing profession in such an outbreak.
-You would have the skills to move silently, and remain aware of your surroundings
-You would have the skills to kill quickly, quietly, and effectively from a distance.
-You would have the skills to keep yourself alive and kicking (Ability to bring in food, plus atleast a basic knowledge of herbs and edible plants)
-You would be able to keep a cool, calm head
-You would have an array of weaponry at your disposal (Bows, arrows, hunting knives, snares, etc.)
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DC:90S+GMB--I+Pwmhd09#+D+A+/fWD-R++T(D)DM+
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MadKlaw's Waaagh -2500 -Deceased-
Brettonians -1695
Kromac's Winter Howlers - 15 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 03:44:41
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Infiltrating Naga
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Town apothecary.
Pros - Can kill yourself painlessly before the zombies get you
Cons - if the zombies get to you first your screwed.
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It would be pretty hard to top a huntsman, perhaps a blacksmith if you were even semi-trained in the weapons and equipment you made.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 03:55:25
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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A regular, run of the mill State Trooper.
-Spears are pokey
-Light Armor and a Shield is helpful
That's all I've got...
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 03:58:56
Subject: Re:You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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The town butcher with a meat cleaver. Training probably carries over pretty well.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 09:58:39
Subject: Re:You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Fresh-Faced New User
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You only think I'm a lowly villager, I'm actually the necromancer summoning the horde
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 11:44:54
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Cosmic Joe
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Village messanger, you know the fast guy they send away to the city to get help as soon as gak happens. No skill can top an excuse to GTFO and fast.
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 12:55:39
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Regular Dakkanaut
Minnesota
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HoverBoy wrote:Village messanger, you know the fast guy they send away to the city to get help as soon as gak happens.
No skill can top an excuse to GTFO and fast.
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40k: Nids, Orks, Guard, GSC
AOS: Vampires, Beastmen, Ogres, Dwarves
WarmaHordes: Menoth, Legion, Skorne, Convergence
Dropzone Commander: All 5
Infinity: Combined Army
Malifaux: Arcanists, Neverborn, Guild
Dark Age: Forsaken
Flames of War: Germany |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 14:36:44
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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The local Lahmian vampire chick would win.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 15:45:18
Subject: Re:You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Commanding Orc Boss
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Stop posting that you're the vampire or necromancer that isn't the point
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I hate hard counters. In a game of rock, paper, scissors, I hate playing any of the factions because no matter what you choose you might as well not deploy against your hard counter. I want to use a gun. Rock, paper, and scissors could all probably still beat gun, but gun will never feel like a game is a lost cause. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 16:11:10
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Terrifying Wraith
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Woo, outrider! Either that or give me my pitchfork!
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Fantasy: 4000 - WoC, 1500 - VC, 1500 - Beastmen
40k: 2000 - White Scars
Hordes: 5/100 - Circle of Orboros
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 16:14:05
Subject: Re:You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Wizard. Anyone who doesn't know magic in a situation like this should be -terrified- of the Undead.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 16:16:43
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Priest of Morr.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 16:41:17
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Confessor Of Sins
WA, USA
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The villager who is a Chaos cultist in secret and sees the zombie outbreak as a great excuse to come out of the Chaos closet so to speak, and who gets promptly devoured.
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Ouze wrote:
Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 17:44:50
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Terrifying Doombull
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Knigth Of Morr, because frak you Zombie Il chop you to bitzs with my sword
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 18:38:37
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Alchemist. May as well get high, right?
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Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 19:05:09
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Cosmic Joe
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Joey wrote:Alchemist. May as well get high, right?
Far out maaan.
Which is where i'm gonna be
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/24 22:14:58
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Man Eaters.... Lots of Man Eaters
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/25 21:52:22
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Confident Halberdier
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If a man eater eats a zombie then wouldn't he turn into a zombie??
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/26 03:56:22
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Terrifying Treeman
The Fallen Realm of Umbar
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Baker  Pros - Secretly a Spartan Cons - can only cook one type of food
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/04/26 03:56:46
DT:90-S++G++M++B+IPw40k07+D+A+++/cWD-R+T(T)DM+
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/26 03:56:48
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Cosmic Joe
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No he'd get indigestion, or not ogre stomachs are tough.
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/26 06:41:48
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You seem to be combining multi game universes here. Zombie outbreaks are because of TK (sorta) or Vamps or Necros. It's not like [insert generic zombie movie] where zombies "happen," like because someone died after eating a particularly bad brand of cheese. At least not in WHFB as far as I know.
So unless you are of value to the TK, Vamp or Necro in question, you're just going to die or run away or hide. Or you're some super baddass hero in which case mobs of zombies are no different than mobs of anything else--in fact they are easier because zombies are one of the worst units in the game. Though I haven't seen the stats for cripled children.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/26 07:04:08
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Blacksmith - probably will not have time to make weapons and armour (and probably will not be skilled in their use anyway) but that does not matter as you will be one of the strongest people in the village and you have a number of heavy hammers which you are very skilled at using... Plus as mentioned above you will be of use to your new evil overlords...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/26 13:35:49
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Screaming Banshee
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DukeRustfield wrote:You seem to be combining multi game universes here. Zombie outbreaks are because of TK (sorta) or Vamps or Necros. It's not like [insert generic zombie movie] where zombies "happen," like because someone died after eating a particularly bad brand of cheese. At least not in WHFB as far as I know.
So unless you are of value to the TK, Vamp or Necro in question, you're just going to die or run away or hide. Or you're some super baddass hero in which case mobs of zombies are no different than mobs of anything else--in fact they are easier because zombies are one of the worst units in the game. Though I haven't seen the stats for cripled children.
Warpstone, Geheimsnacht (spelling?), 'n' big supernatural events... Zombies have been known to get up by themselves. Sylvania had this problem before Vamps even turned up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/04/26 17:42:39
Subject: You are a lowly villager in the Empire and there is a Zombie Outbreak
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Cosmic Joe
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Or simply a budding necromancer's experiment gone wrong.
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army. |
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