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Put your gaming 40k famous last words, as said by players, or by the "models" themselves! Only use RL examples, that actually occured between yourself and your opponent! Short and sweet!


"I can handle myself" Yriel said as he charged the C'tan in hand to hand combat.

"Guardsman suck in close combat so Im gonna charge with my wyches..." Dark Eldar player A-

"Wait you get how many power weapon attacks?" Grey Knight player M-

"Hold on... Thats all one big unit and its STUBBORN?!?" Eldar player B-

"Ppft, they're only Chaos Space Marines." - Lady Malys, charging into CC against CSM

"we outnumber the Black Templar chaplain and his little squad of TAC marines 2-1. There is no way he'll live through this!"

My chaos lord with two squads of csm (14 in all, 2 power weapons and a power fist) before receiving a charge from a bl chaplain.
I didn't even get to wound him as he made all his saves

Free Hugs! - Carnefex about to charge my tac squad

"Leadership 10 with a reroll? Easy."

Plus the ever-fateful:

"Anything but a one..."

"They're just lasguns..."
-My friend right before FRSRF annihilated a Necron Warrior squad.

"I'm not dead yet!"
-Yarrick standing back up after being "killed" in assault by Astorath the Grim,then shooting and killing him.

"I can take on the world....."
-Me after my Archon wiped 2 assualt marine squads few seconds later though he dies to a lascannon to the face since he failed his shadowfield save .

"Pathetic mortals..." My avatar of khaine chomping into Yarrick in an apoc game. He only had 1 wound left after having eaten a baneblade, a hellhammer, a ven. dread 10 SW tac marines, a couple chimeras and 20 guardsmen. Yarrick got back up with one wound and punched him in the nose.

"How good shots could those obliterators really be with their plasma cannons?" - Dante and bodyguard charging towards 6 obliterators

First Turn:
Guardsmen player: "My Leman Russ Executioner will destroy your Black Templars!"
Me: "Ok lets see if my lascannon can see you"
*Check and can see through ruins*
Me: "I can see"
*I roll a 6*
Guardsmen player: "You won't go anything"
*I roll another 6*
Me: "SHIBBY"

"shellfish doesnt need to be cooked!"

Me: "Surely I can't fail another ld 10 test this game!"

I could.

"If you pass these [30+ 2+ saves], I'll buy you a cake."

Has happened twice, my Terminators are now part of my Terminator Command Squad and I'm still waiting for one of the cakes...

"You won't fire that Ordnance, you'd shell your own Guardsmen."

Hah. You Space Marine players and your sense of self-preservation amuse me.

3 demo packs, three backfires....

On the last one, it's Marbo, "I can't be this unlucky today"

Scatter right back at him and kills him making me 0/3 in one game... No kills, 7-8 guys friendly fire.

"Don't worry, his carnifex only has one wound left." My carnifex took out half his army before losing that last wound.

"Oh, you took a Death Company army? I'm gonna pwn you!"

Fifteen or so minutes later he removed his final 10 man Vet Squad out of the 3 he started with.

This was back in the older edition on necrons vs. my IG.

Necron player: "I'm bringing all my warriors on through the monolith's portal."

*Devil Dog hits with multi melta. Glances and rolls a 6, wrecking the monolith.*

"I save on a 3+"-Me, on several occasions.

"I don't care, Dante's a pushover."

The rest of my Sanguinary Guard never got to make those attacks against Calgar.

"My shas'o will shoot his twin linked fusion blaster and flamer at your avatar of khaine"
"OK"
*rolls dice and both wound*
"Haha one invulnerable and one 3+ armour"
"no"
"Why not?"
" he's immune to flamers and meltas"

"So is that it?"
"No I'm going to charge you!"

" Do not laugh for i have a secret weapon!"
I wipe him out in combat take no wounds (what do you expect he's tau against a god in CC)
"So what is your secret weapon?"
"This!"
* He has a fail safe detonator* strength 8 against toughness 6
NO WOUNDS!!!

Guardsman player to me after The Emperor's Champion stalks out of a wrecked LRC:
"HA! 50 Guardsmen, 2 Leman Russ and a psyker to your Puny Marine, I like those odds"

45 Guardsmen and both russ later;

"But, How?"
"Karma. And a VERY angry Templar"

Ultra Player "Ha stupid heretic! Your army of marines are puny and you have too few I have six company of marines, you only have three."
1 turn later.... and three dead comapnies later.
"So Wait was that a threat ultra? Because the Crusaders just broke through your entire army with their powerfists. Don't feth with the fourth edition codex!"
(Yes I still play fourth ed codex because the kid agreed that he could beat any list. So i brought out the fourth edition space marine codex, which enabled me to give every single veteran squad -half my army- with artificer armor and iron halos, bionics and adamantium cloaks XD. So considering it was apocalypse I could give them anything above 100pts of wargear. So. Which mean't I had invincible space marines running around that could also deepstrike and move infront of targets blow up tanks with mass melta bombs. The kid asked for it and thats what happens when you charge a fourth edition veteran squad of space marines with all powerfists. I still got the squad and the wreck, but they suck due to costing 680pts in the current edition, pervious edition around 1,200 points)

"It's only 1 nid warrior, what can he do?" Says my unit of 3 TH/SS termies who has already taken out 6 nid warriors in 1 turn, a Tyrnanofex (sp?) and a Harpy. They charge, the warrior make all his attacks, wounds on all and I fail 2 of 3 2+ saves. My terminator then fails to hit any of his attacks and is caught in a sweeping advance...

optimusprime14 wrote:"It's only 1 nid warrior, what can he do?" Says my unit of 3 TH/SS termies who has already taken out 6 nid warriors in 1 turn, a Tyrnanofex (sp?) and a Harpy. They charge, the warrior make all his attacks, wounds on all and I fail 2 of 3 2+ saves. My terminator then fails to hit any of his attacks and is caught in a sweeping advance...

AFAIK there's no Codex with TH/SS Termies where said Termies aren't either Fearless or have ATSKNF. I guess he could've died from No Retreat! though...

"Please... We'll be fine. There's no way I can lose two terminators from three armor saves!"

- Me at Adepticon TT, final game

Last words of the enemy's Command Squad

"Let's walk over to that Black and Red Dreadnought and throw a Demo Charge at it!"

That just made it supa-dupa-mega mad.

"Kroot shooting? Pfft, who cares..."
- My Guardians about to be rapid-fired by a 15-man Kroot squad.

"Four Psycannons? I have 3+ armour!"
- My Striking Scorpions about to be shot at by a stationary Purgation squad, whose to wound roll turned out to be majority rending wounds...

Eldar farseer. "Time to cast magic" words of Eldrad.

My friend all ways says that when he starts his turn of psychic powers...

Or Yarrick " I'm not dead you fools!, I'm just old"