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Phiasco II wrote:The hole game rides on this leadership roll

What a risky thing to have riding on a single leadership roll...

Chaos Terminators. "Ha we will charge these puny guardsmen, but first lets shoot them a bunch!"

Next turn. 5 guardsmen out of ten walk through the bodies of the dead CSM termis going..."wait...we're alive"

Or

Opponent: "Ha broke the vet squad with one termi"

Me: "It's ok I still have my sgt with the all powerful LAS PISTOL"

3 to hit, 6 to wound and a 1 on the armor...bwahaha!

Back in the day, Night-bringer, gets to within eight inches from my Warboss, 5x Nobz with 'Avy Choppas, and Old Zogwort.
“I shall consume your souls and condemn you all to Oblivion...” says Night-bringer.
My mob walks up and Old Zogwort throws out his curse, I roll a 2, Night-bringer rolls a 1.
“Foolish mortals, you face a C'Tan, the mightiest of the Star Gods...(Squid) braack gerr growwwl...eep!”
Warboss “TIME TO PUT FOOT IN FACE!”

"There's no way your Junior Officer can beat my Emperor's Champion."

M buddy says this before the turn in which my JO killed his EC. Gotta love bad dice rolls

"Charging your last Sternguard into a TH/SS Terminator Squad at full capacity? Your funeral."

The Veteran proceeded to punch a Deathwing Terminator in the face, knocking him dead. The Sang Guard finished the rest. Gotta love that Chapter Banner and Death Mask flavour *mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

"Man, guard? I guess you're going easy on me, I was worried I'd have to fight Space Marines" - tabled in 3 turns.
End of game "I didn't realize they'd have so...so many guns..."



"I see a lot of autocannons and multilasers, but not much else, did you bring any AP2 dude?" - Deathwing army shot to pieces in 4 turns.




Opponent "Man that was sweet, my super purifier squad just killed like 40 guardsmen in CC that round, that was epic!"

Me (jokingly) "It's cute that you think 40 guardsmen matter" with the aforementioned expensive purifier squad and attached characters now out of cover and in the open in front of the tank gunline. One battlecannon shell and a few multilaser shots later and they joined the 40 Guardsmen.

"Bring on the puppies" - As a three man squad of Thunderwolf Cavalry charged a 10 man GK Terminator squad.

Two turns phases later...My thunderwolves walk away losing a single wound and 10 dead terminators behind them.

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"Hold my beer and watch this." - My trademark before doing something reckless.
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"How unlucky can I get?" - Opponent as a Land Raider Crusader gets stuck on a pig fence by rolling snake-eyes for his dangerous terrain test and dozer blade re-roll.

His second Land Raider tries the same thing.
Snake-eyes

His third Land Raider stops just short of the fence not sure if he should cross it.

My turn
My Wolf Scouts come into reserve right behind his two immobilized Land Raiders. 5 Melta Bombs and 3 thunder hammer shot later. 2 Dead land raiders and a third one stunned next to 5 guys with melta bombs.

Speaking of Thunderwolves I remember a recent 'game when a guy brought his cavalry charging up towards my grotesques going 'HA your crappy grots don't stand a chance' no wounds and 3 dead thunderwolves later...

"Might as well try to get a couple wounds back with leech essence"-the Swarmlord, targeting my enemies last model, while on his last wound.

"He dosent look so tough." Thats what my sanguinary guard sqaud said right before assaulting the Avatar of Khaine...

In a 3 man free for all against nids and SM, I am playing parking lot IG
"Those melee scouts don't scare me" Then I proceed to lose 2 Leman Russ' 1 Hell Hound and 1 Manticore
Same game
"Ha eat gaunts" They ate a full group of Leman Russ shots and 2 Manticore shots that got max detonations, 1 gaunt lived

Fun game, I won (Kill point game)

"Pfft, Deathmarks aren't that bad"- my Terminators before deep-striking

Ork opponent: I'm just going to charge and kill that droppod. Might as well get rid of it.
He pen'd, it exploded for 6 inches and hit 20 boys. 10 died.
Ork opponent: Maybe I should have just left it alone.

My exact to response to a Grey Knights player who said he would rip cheesey and over powered Heavy Armor IG army apart

"Lash of Submission.... you aren't looking to make friends are you?"
-third party
Chaos Vs Necrons

"Its a landraider, it can drive through that tiny wall"
-Me, immobilized turn 1

Paladin squad: We are all great daemon killers who have each slain dozens of your most powerful warriors in single combat, unarmored and unarmed, foul warp being!!! We shall vanquish you MONSTER!!!!

Skarbrand: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! (charges in, 6 hits, 5 wounds, 5 failed invuls, 5 dead paladins)

Dread Knight: I will finish you evil beast! *whir of the gatling psilencer* O.o your not hurt? (4 hits out of 12, 2 wounds, 2 saved)

Skarbrand: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! ( charges in 7 hits, 6 wounds 4 failed 5+ invul saves)

Gary, the GK player? "He must be PISSED"
Me: Hes skarbrand, hes the daemon word for pissed

when I played my fourth ed army against a Necron player...

"So they all have +2 armor saves and feel no pain? And Jump Packs and power weapons? Thats Just not right. And your tactical squads just are sitting there mocking me! I can't kill your army dude."

"Your telling me? You have A cheese list that uses the Storm Lord! And you have the same thing all your guys have a +4 and feel no pain. And they get back up alot more than you think. Its just I leave nothing behind when these guys get into combat!"

(I win the game by slaughtering his army in close combat. He can't stop the Storm.)

The Sergeant gets upon a hill.
"FOR THE EMPEROR and Humanity! We shall Fight till the end my brothers! We are the light of the endeavours of our forefathers! We are Spa--"
(Lascannon to the face.)

"Sir it seems quite peaceful Lets go! Land Raider is moving up! With our terminator squad and are tactical units providing us support we are unbeatable! Ha those traitors can't hit the broad side of a ba-"
(Lascannon 1st turn, no more Land Raider Exploded killing everyone onboard as the couldn't exit the vechile No room and they failed all their armor saves, which is really bad for him as I kept firing my plasma cannons at the last men that surrounded it)

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULL FOR SKULL TH--
(Shot by a single sniper shell not joking I rolled a 6 for rending and I killed the Champion on the first turn, my army then devastated the rest of the berserkers which was his mainstay of his army.)
"WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE FACT YOUR DEAD!"

"WE will meet again spiderman!"
(On-going joke between my Captain and this one ork guy, he tried everytime to shoot his shotattak gun on me, he kept missing and hitting his own squads XD)