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I want to spend as much time as I can with you. We fly.

*Being led around by the hand*

*Texts Maria with one hand*

"XOXO I'll miss u. Don't worry bout xtra weapons, I don't have tmie 2 learn them. Just modify my old ones if u/ want."

*marla replies*

don't worry sis. point and shoot,
one butten reload and safety....

*sends pic of a mocked up las gun half built and in chunks*
its a las gun... thats v tech mk 2 rifle capable of punching though a tank with a plasma bolt at a mile...

ok.. upgrading your pistol to bolt shells... HE AP
armour... we can do you some plas ceramic, with adantium weave in a hurry...
we ffound a reactor to power the spartan laser?

not letting you leave without the best
xoxo

[Heads to taxi rank and gets a shuttle back up to the space port] ...now we need a ship going our way.
[Avoids looking at a crowd pointing at them] Oh hell this is embarrassing.

OOC
here comes the....

bic
*a normal looking pilgrim lines space liner sat at port with empty cabins going cheap waiting in orbit*

OOC Oh c'mon man! I set it up for you and everything... I was going to make fun time discreet...I swear...

Bic *Amelia avoids looking at crowd*

Amee: Maybe if we stand really still...They won't see us...

OOC
then... i shall obey!

bic
*a taxi lands near in bright pink*
Hey you two.... ffreind sent me... get in. ships been sorted . Evergreen. Evergreen sent me. im the special driver.

*taxi driver looks too muscular to be a taxi driver and has several regimental tatoos to be normal*

*Amelia pushes Yarrick into the taxi and gets in after him*

*Smiles and closes the door as the crowd attempt to grasp the concept of seeing a well known commissar get into a pink anything*

*taxi takes off rapidly to docks*

right now i can talk...
ships ready... Evergreen had us hot and ready to roll since you arrived.
Captain Darling... yes thats real... 251st Martian special auxiliary.

*as they reach dock they seem to be headed to a familiar ship* before detouring, seemeing to enter the pilgrim line docks before arriving quietly at the "Victoria secret*

... Did the taxi have to be pink and covered in pictures of riding crops? [Looks confused]
I mean .. Uh. [Sees ship] I see.

Hm, do you think they processed my order?

*Taxi driver pulls into a typical looing shuttle bay*

I took the one advertising disciplinary items .... seemed more fitting than... *points to the fleet of flying dong shuttles* and probably delivered to your room....

*ship begins to pull away and join a convoy of similar ships of various designs and similar implication visiable in passing view ports including a particularly large "flagship* *

...Lets just go get dinner, and lie down. [Facepalms] [Follows Amelia]

*Amelia yawns*

Amee: You fetch the food, I'm going to go lie down. Wake me up when food is food...

*Goes to bedroom and instantly collapses onto bed*

*Half on the bed, half sliding off*

*Slowly but surely takes off dress and folds it*

*Caterpillars way up into bed and covers self with blankies*

OOC Falling asleep. MH is not gentle on my soul. I'll leave it here for the night, have a sweet, non-sexual night without me.

Bic *Jordan is sleeping soundly underneath the shower while it continues pouring out freezing cold water onto her*

*Shower door is closed, with a 'in-use' sign stuck on it*

OOC Lord my grammar goes down the drain while I'm tired...Anyway, good night all. See yous in the morning probably.

*fleet begins pulling out towards the jump point as there suite near the ships front gives large views of the gathered fleet of similar ships*

*Tray arrives of the normal sandwich shapes and other snacks in similar forms*
*note from Marla* *

enjoy the flight M. Evergreen.

[Yarrick calls for room service and lies down beside Amelia]
[Puts arm around her and pulls her closer] You made this whole thing bearable, you know.

[Burgers arrive] [Carries tray to bed, and shares the noms] [Rolls Amelia into a burrito blanket and cuddles it] [Naps]


[Bridget hears the water] [Tiptoes in and turns it off] [Covers Jordan in hot towels from the clean laundry and sneaks out again]

*marla sees bridgett.... finds out and decides to carry her wrapped in warm towels to a side bed room and places her somewhere comfey*

*shuts door and leaves note by her own armour explaining*
*all without waking*
sleep comfey now...

*goes back to repressor one*

*yarricj finds room has been stocked with extra blankets for them, furry giant plushy creatures and a large life size plushy yarrick with Klaw and little relaistic pretend Laser eye propped in corner, a plushy baneblade, several plushy orks with foam choppas and a plushy of a oversized bright pink snail the size of a leman russ half blocking bathroom door that glows when held or moved*

*all walls and ceelings have been carpeted in various patterns*
*neat stack of wrapped boxes from various orders neatly sat on the coffee table*

OOC
trippy room is trippy!

its a big suite...
i can fit a leman russ sized cuddley snail in....

[Stares at the plush Yarrick] We are not leaving that here.
I don't want it, but I want it in a sex boat even less.

*voice system activate*

Foul Ork, Feel the power....( of my LASER CANNON *sugestive voice* )

*finds open catalouge page selling the Plushy Yarricks on ship on limited time special product* (limited run of 100)

OOC
fine.... this ship.. subtley is a sledge hammer.... im having too much fun

... [Sighs and pulls out Commissariat credit card] [Orders the remaining 87 of the Yarricks and has them sent to the Butter Tank]
[Winces at there already being 12 sales]

[Notices the catalogue description includes several features] [Dies a little inside]

*advertises a built in wipe clean design and fitting for a "yarrick artillary shell" included with every kit*

*reicves i mail confirming delivery and several loyalty coupons, discounts and points on his loyalty card*
OOC because.... BC is probbly hating me right now...lol

il stop there...

*is working on an Exorcist in the workshop*

*Doorbell rings*
*Opens the door*
Hello... Are you the-
*Buried in a tide of plushy Yarricks*
MMMMPH!
*Involuntary blowholes water everywhere in surprise*

*marla helps Verai out the avalanche of plushy boxes shrink wrapped Yarricks*

*stares in disbelief and fills the butter tank dining room with them*

*sloes hatch*
there we go...

*hands verdai a cup of tea and a cookie shaped like a unicorn*

*textx yarrick*
Hey.. you must love yourself... we have 87 life size plushies delivered.... ... stacked em up in the butter tank...

Benny likes hugging them x

++ NOT PLUSHES. TELL HIM TO STOP TOUCHING THEM BEFORE HE SETS OFF A FEATURE ACCIDENTALLY ++

[Benny is a mixture of confused and delighted] [Reads tag] ...! [Backs out of room rapidly]

*Sits in the butter-tank dining room to eat the cookie*
Thank you... What are those things?
*Pokes at a plushy Yarrick a little*

*Marla replies*

tooooo late x
no wait.... he saw the tag....

no problem x

ok.... has a real cuddley version anyway....
i swear its custom made.....

see ya when your back... hope you like the convoy.

*marla to verdai*
there.... feth objects..... real life size.... advanced feth objects...
id not touch em...

*The Yarrick begins violently vibrating and jittering around*
*It impacts another Yarrick and that one begins doing the same*
I will not deal with this human foolishness.
*Exits the butter-tank at great speed, still eating cookie*
*In the tank, an Infinite Vibrating Yarrick Cascade is occuring, causing the tank to seemingly make angry buzzy noises*

*marla comes out tank pale*

it should..... stop in 20 minutes......
the hugging action.... and thrusting..... and .... the voice...

thats just scary.....
there just...
*sits drinking tea with V*

*makes a wave looking suprised at the yarricks*

*Leo walks out of her room and waves to Marla before going to the gym and spotting a man in the corner with some needles*

*Leo shudders and starts benching as far from that man as possible*

[Benny runs back in wearing gloves, and slowly removes them to another room one at a time, switching them off and removing battery packs] [Looks disturbed]

[Picks one up and takes it to a nearby Skitari] Could you take all the electronics and features out of this? It would be a cool huggy doll for my daughter, but not like this.

*skitari nods*

p*icks it up holding it a distence far as can from body*
give us a few hours....