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http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/07/romney-offshore-ira-tax-avoidance.php?ref=fpblg

Points!
1. Romneys IRA account holds $100 million dollars
2. You can only deposit $6000 per month, taxed at %35

Conclusion:
Romney is at least 1900 years old having contributed to his IRA for the last 1875 not including inflation, having contributed to his IRA for 1875 years, he however refuses to comment on his immortal alien heritage, what jesus was really like, or a number of historically important questions.
Why isn't he running on this platform? Being nearly 2000 years old is an aweful lot of experience? what is he trying to hide?

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He's actually a vampire

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Given this information, I doubt he would know what the big J was like.... There is a roughly 100 year gap between the two..

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Jihadin wrote:He's actually a vampire


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helgrenze wrote:Given this information, I doubt he would know what the big J was like.... There is a roughly 100 year gap between the two..


Its unlikely he had $6000usd a month to contribute on birth, so he at least knew people who knew big J first hand!

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He could be the form the Emperor decided to take for this time period.

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Maybe he was Nero?

Wait, he hates Christians, right? Right?

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The linked article explains how this is all possible in a legal way.. but since he is a republican we should just continue to hate him. Right?

I mean... Success? Hard work? Why should we support that?!

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Gen. Lee Losing wrote:The linked article explains how this is all possible in a legal way.. but since he is a republican we should just continue to hate him. Right?

I mean... Success? Hard work? Why should we support that?!


I dont know, why should we support an illegal intergalactic alien for president?

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Gen. Lee Losing wrote:The linked article explains how this is all possible in a legal way.. but since he is a republican we should just continue to hate him. Right?

I mean... Success? Hard work? Why should we support that?!


Not much hate in the thread... You might want to check that conservative knee-jerk reaction of yours, it's seems a bit (if awfully) sensitive?

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Gen. Lee Losing wrote:The linked article explains how this is all possible in a legal way.. but since he is a republican we should just continue to hate him. Right?

I mean... Success? Hard work? Why should we support that?!




When it comes with a heaping helping of hypocricy is when people have a problem with it...

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Before we drag that past time forward about the draft. Want to check on Obama Draft Card first?

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Jihadin wrote:Before we drag that past time forward about the draft. Want to check on Obama Draft Card first?


I might simply lack some necessary knowledge, but I don't understand your post. Please explain?

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Jihadin wrote:Before we drag that past time forward about the draft. Want to check on Obama Draft Card first?


Kids weren't, and aren't, given draft numbers. He was never old enough during Vietnam to even sign up for Selective Service, let alone get a draft card.

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I stand corrected. I Selective Service Card


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Jihadin wrote:I stand corrected. I Selective Service Card


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His Selective Service Card


It's a well known fact that Obama avoided Vietnam draft by having a Dr. diagnose him as medically age 8.

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So is Romney a Vampire or an Alien.. That is the question on my mind.

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Asherian Command wrote:So is Romney a Vampire or an Alien.. That is the question on my mind.


Don't be stupid....

He's a werewolf....

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He's a werewolf....

Dang it!
I thought all this time he was an alien. Oh wait I am slowed OF COURSE HE IS A WEREWOLF HE IS ALWAYS IN THE SUN!

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check his house fro transmutaion circles! he's clearly a haemonculous!

that or I've been watching too much full metal alchemist :3

also, are werewolves even immortal :? I thought that was only for vampires :/


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DPBellathrom wrote:check his house fro transmutaion circles! he's clearly a haemonculous!

that or I've been watching too much full metal alchemist :3

also, are werewolves even immortal :? I thought that was only for vampires :/


Or he is a Werewolf Vampire. or a Vampire Werewolf!

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DPBellathrom wrote:check his house fro transmutaion circles! he's clearly a haemonculous!

that or I've been watching too much full metal alchemist :3

also, are werewolves even immortal :? I thought that was only for vampires :/


Or he is a Werewolf Vampire. or a Vampire Werewolf!


my god.......a weredirewolf....get the silver stakes at once!

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Grundz wrote:
Jihadin wrote:I stand corrected. I Selective Service Card


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It's a well known fact that Obama avoided Vietnam draft by having a Dr. diagnose him as medically age 8.


You know, with the violent and destructive behaviour that condition is known to cause, people sicks with being 8 years old could've been trained as special death squads...

Hehe now I'm wondering what the whole Bourne serie would've been liked if he had been a kid instead of a university teacher with a death wish...

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BTW, I'm thinking your IRA contribution can only be 6000 a year, not month.

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Man I can tell a lot of you all are young. Your Selective Service Card is your draft card

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Gen. Lee Losing wrote:
I mean... Success? Hard work? Why should we support that?!


I'm sure there are many successful, hard working drug dealers, hookers, and thieves we don't support.


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Jihadin wrote:Man I can tell a lot of you all are young. Your Selective Service Card is your draft card


Huh, I forgot I even registered for that. Good thing I'm now 26 and it doesn't matter.

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