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whitedragon wrote:BTW, I'm thinking your IRA contribution can only be 6000 a year, not month.




He's 22800 years old?!?!?

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Jihadin wrote:Man I can tell a lot of you all are young. Your Selective Service Card is your draft card


Were we supposed to keep that? I just turned 25, am I still in the "danger zone"?
   
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Jihadin wrote:Man I can tell a lot of you all are young. Your Selective Service Card is your draft card


Sorry, I forgot. Of course since there hasn't been a draft since I've been alive, and I am not young, it sometimes is easy for me to forget the salient details of the process. I off hand recalled people burning their draft card, which I didn't remember as being the same as the form they filled out to register for Selective Service.

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Gen. Lee Losing wrote:The linked article explains how this is all possible in a legal way.. but since he is a republican we should just continue to hate him. Right?

I mean... Success? Hard work? Why should we support that?!


If by success and hard work you mean being born rich and getting a trust fund, sure.

Just doesn't qualify you to be President.

I'll vote for the self-made man over the heir any day. Someone who comes from poverty had to work really hard and be really smart. Someone who came from wealth... well maybe they worked hard, but I'll always have doubts.


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It's a well known fact that Obama avoided Vietnam draft by having a Dr. diagnose him as medically age 8.


mad props.

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Dogma just fill out the card. Trust me. If you ever apply for a federal job or I think some states to they will ask.

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I know I did it, I must have because I had federal student loans, I just completely forgot about it until your post and honestly couldn't tell you where that card is now.

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Same here dogma, I remember going to the marines to help fill it out so i could get my loans.
But OT: If romeny is that old he coudnt have been born in the US, so he cant be president.
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I still have my selective service card and I'm 26. I've had it in my wallet since I was 18.
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Jihadin wrote:Before we drag that past time forward about the draft. Want to check on Obama Draft Card first?


Obama the radical socialist Muslim who supposedly isn't a US citizen?

Do we draft non-US citizens?

You people can't have it both ways...

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CT GAMER wrote:
Jihadin wrote:Before we drag that past time forward about the draft. Want to check on Obama Draft Card first?


Obama the radical socialist Muslim who supposedly isn't a US citizen?

Do we draft non-US citizens?


We'll draft anyone, as long as they're poor good sir!

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Jihadin wrote:He's actually a vampire


Put him under the sunlight and see if he sparkles.

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He's not that Emo type of Vampire...think Dracula and him might be on first name basis

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IF he is a vampire then he has my vote.

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CT GAMER wrote:
Jihadin wrote:Before we drag that past time forward about the draft. Want to check on Obama Draft Card first?


Obama the radical socialist Muslim who supposedly isn't a US citizen?

Do we draft non-US citizens?

You people can't have it both ways...


(I know this is snark but to answer the question)

I don't know about draft but we do allow Legal Permanent Residents (green cards) to serve.

 
   
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I feel really sorry for all these draft dodging rich people.. they never got to feel the pleasure of firing a machine gun into a crowd of people that entirely deserve it.

Its like never tasting ice cream, hearing a childs laughter.. or feeling a snow flake.

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"Sigh" possibility his selective service card was forged

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Jihadin wrote:"Sigh" possibility his selective service card was forged


what do the x men have to do with this?

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Google...google...google

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BlapBlapBlap wrote:Maybe he was Nero?

Wait, he hates Christians, right? Right?


Why would he hate Christians?
   
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Jihadin wrote:Google is your friend


Was it your friend when you started to claim that 8 year old Barack Obama avoided the draft a page ago?

Seriously, you're dropping weapons grade derp in this thread, and then when you get called on your BS, you wave your hand and say well, google it. Do you truly not realize how bad this makes you look? Do you really think it's worth the time of any person reading this thread to look into Shurf Joe's Totally Srs Selective Service Card Fraud Investigation when anyone with a mastery of 2nd grade math and common sense could tell you that Barack Obama was 12 years old when the draft ended and hence there was no reason to bother forging it?

Seriously man, just stop.

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Miss the part where the Selective Service Card is your Draft Card? I can't help it if you one line on the word "Draft" Selective reading can be a pain in the arse for quite a few people

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Jihadin wrote:He's actually a vampire

Just a sparkly one though.

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Frazzled wrote:
Jihadin wrote:He's actually a vampire

Just a sparkly one though.


Well, then, he just won the entire 12-35 single women electorate...
... If we don't find out that Obama is a werewolf (and spends his entire screentime topless and oiled up).


God damnit, just when Supernatural had begun teaching us that the only good vampire is the slowly decapitated vampire...

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Yes. Yes we are.

   
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Jihadin wrote:Miss the part where the Selective Service Card is your Draft Card?



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CT GAMER wrote:



When it comes with a heaping helping of hypocricy is when people have a problem with it...


Hey, I can be smart by posting pictures too!

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apparently you cant!

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Gen. Lee Losing wrote:
CT GAMER wrote:



When it comes with a heaping helping of hypocricy is when people have a problem with it...


Hey, I can be smart by posting pictures too!

http://extremethinkover.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/no-clue-obama-dumb-democrats-terrorism-korea-nuclear-iran-po-demotivational-poster-1244739782.jpg


One posted a picture with actual examples on it.

You posted a picture without any actual examples on it.

You also messed up your link.

Just saying...
   
 
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