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*marla*
While interesting, I wanted to get this one rat myself. Something about doing the job... Personally appealed... I know where they work....

But if you could help.... Send this lot on there way. I would much appreciate. ... Those vultures gathered watching Maria... Make them... Unwelcome....

And id of course... Reward you for your services.
there's a large bag of gold being delivered quietly to your room
*smiles*

Unwelcome is my middle name. Er , that sounded better in my head. I'm just going to, er, go and catch these guys. Bye.

*walks towards the hallway and grabs his ammo bag along the way*

I think there was some kind of surveillance room around here. Two people can play this game...

*Marla smiles and gives a rude gesture to a sneaking camera woman*

*goes back inside to finish meal before leaving*

*Still pacing in front of medbay*

*marla pushes past media and goes back to her repressor after saying goodbye to maria*

*back in her own*
blimey... sp i was naked sunbatheing.... like its number one news story in the impirum...

*has set up cameras throughout the room along with various traps*
*slides a map showing all of the cameras' and traps' locations through the repressor's hatch*

Give the mouse traps a bit of time to work, but first... HEY! I JUST GOT AN INSIDER'S PEAK OF A PRINCESS!

*draws pistol and aims it a paparazzo as he comes running*

You guys really are stupid, ain't ya. Now come on, let's go have a nice chat. And don't do anything stupid, your little fan club is already killing my mood.

... [Puts arm around Amelia and closes eyes again] I don't care.

*Marla sends everyone a message saying due to paparatzi issues she cannot say goodbye without half a dozen chasing her. Wished then a good time and sorry and off to elesyia*

*everyone knows which article*
*jokingly sends a url to jordan*

*Marla walks off to shuttle being hounded, luggage aboard*
Bye folks... See when I'm back from Pretoria iv...

*smiles to self and takes off*

*Maria gets series of texts from OT*
"I'll make sure those paparatzi leave you be. "
"3"
"2"
"1"
"Quetz"
*Maria hears roars and panicked squealing as outside Quetz begins chasing away the photographers*
Quetz: I'M HUNGRY! *Screaming paparatzi start sprinting for the door, at least those not frozen in terror*
YOU LOOK LIKE A TASTY MORSEL! *Points to a chubby man who drops his camera and wets his pants in fear*

*Billy is still snoozing on the couch with Jordan*

*Cal is examining Ra while Horus watches anxiously and OT stands behind him with a comforting wing on his shoulder*

*steps out of a room with an unconscious photographer over his shoulders*

Well, the Jabberwocky has the right idea.

*Continues pacing in front of medbay*

*Quetz grabs Black Hawk, who was pretending to be a paparatzi, and flips him in the air before catching him in his mouth. To the other TMZ wannabes it looks like Black Hawk just got eaten while in actuality he's safely tucked away in Quetz's cheek*
Quetz: ANYONE ELSE?! *More puddles form on the floor as the last of them make a run for a shuttle departing back into imperium managed space. Quetz lowers his head to the ground and a damp Black Hawk steps out*
BH: That was... quite the experience...
Quetz: Thank you for doing it Black Hawk, I figured that'd make sure they didn't come back. Maria! You can come out if you like, they're all gone!

*Cal finishes examining Ra and looks up to Horus and OT with a smile*
Cal: He'll be fine *Horus looks about ready to fall of his chair in relief*
Cal: What ever did this to your cousin Horus... it needs to be stopped. This could have been so much worse.
Horus: I need to talk with Roland... *Gets up and walks outside the medbay to where Roland is pacing*
Horus: Ra will be fine, but you tell me now. Who did this, and where can I find them?

*Maria walks out*

Thankyou quetz. I owe ya one.

I could a gone with a flamer ... But I wanted to avoid the princess or psycopath headline...

Oh.. Forgot...
*pulls out a stack of giant cookies*
I was baking to pass the time and I know you love em, to everyone else there a meal but break a chunk off!
*brings a towering stack of cookies size of tyres with various smiley faces on*

*shrugs the unconscious man off of him*

You know, I coulda did that too. I just did things a bit more personally.

*Quetz grins delightedly*
Quetz: You are more than welcome! Those people are horrible. Thoth has listed them all on the banishment list. They'll not be allowed back through customs once they leave here. And besides, *winks* that was the most fun I've had in ages.
And thank you for these! I would never have eaten those scum... they'd taste like failure and jealousy. *Gobbles down on some cookies*

Black Hawk: You're welcome princess, now if you'll excuse me, I'm in need of a shower. Oh, and Wade. Fearsome though you may be, a giant dragon-like monster has more of an affect on people *Breaks off a fist sized chunk of cookie and walks off to the showers*

Don't step on the traps on your way. *mutters* They're a pain to reset.

*looks down at the photographer while reaching for a piece of a cookie*

So what do I do with him now?

*maria* I know.. Dp, sorry to spoil your fun.

I was gonna say id pretend to go for a shower, forget my towel, shout... And let you ambush them all...

*smiles* *throws deadpool a whole cookie* enjoy, and gold is yours.

Next time.. Next time I'm gonna check where I sunbathe. now everyone saw... Nearly everything.. *blushes*

Anyone else want home made, fresh triple choclate cookies....

He,s a scumbag... Maybe tell the tsa oygan he,s hiding something up his backside...
Wait.. You... Your the one who ...

Dp.. Throw him to the tsa oygan. He started it all.

*Looks at Horus with rage* Ra did this... All I had to do... well it wouldn't have cost any lives, but he impeded on the meeting, angered her..She made it clear, kill him or destroy the beam.. I tried to shoot her but...

*Lifts sleeve on left arm, showing a grotesque display of bones erupting from flesh, some blood seeps from the wounds.*

She destroyed the rose.. a beam fell, Gan knows how many died...

*maria*

One day it might help if you told people..
Maybe use your phone and text ... It only takes a second.

Uoyou could of done it one handed and used the other to keep the lady.... Occupied.. . Fend her off. Remove so.thing. Whatever. Buy a few seconds to text.

*Looks at Maria with rage*

Ra pissed her off! And you have no clue or any possible understanding on courting a creature of the Primm...

*Haunted memory flashes in my mind* Imagine the worst sensation ever... and it seems to never end... you would beg for death girl..

Horus: Have Cal take a look at that. Then tell me. Where. Do I. Find her?

*Maria *

Just trying to help.... No need to bite my head off...

*looks offended *
Always pick on the sister eh... Sorry. Bad mood woke up to find.... Doesn't matter. Probbly still on the imedia. Eenjoy the fething view.

Il go have tea... Tea is calm...
*walks off to make tea*

*catches the cookie*

Thanks. And I'm sure I'll find something to do.

*grabs one of the photographer's arms*

Come on, I hear someone wants to have a meeting.

*drags the paparazzo towards the TSA security lines*

To Horus: Find her? Why? She almost killed Ra, by being near him!

Horus: I... *Slumps again* I guess... nevermind.. *Walks off to the gym and begins breaking punching bags*

*oygan seen shining a large probe with a tube of hot chili sauce*
Ooh you look bad... Probe this one little red man? He hiding ummit up his exhaust? I bet ee is....

*Maria goes make tea *
Night boys, after my day I need a rest...maybe my boobs won,t be plastered all over the impirium.....
*sighs, waves and goes to bed with a pot of tea*

Feth you're really into this.

*drops the photographer*

All yours pal. High security threat, order of Mars.

*walks back to the room while whistling innocently*

*oygan smiles happily *

*lifts bodily and carries off*
Ain't nutting a oood probing can t find....
Il orobe it outtaa ya. .. Tanks red man.....

*door shuts behind*

Ooc
Who doesn't love a 9 foot giant with a probe... Unless your the probeeee

Night.

*Keeps pacing, cursing in high speech...*

*In some place, in some time, the Man in Blacks laughs hysterically.*

OOC: Night Jhe

*Cal walks out of Ra's room to see Roland's arm*
Cal: When did this happen? Would you like me to have a look at that Roland.