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2012/08/16 03:07:37
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/16 03:14:42
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Obviously it's a result of vitriolic trolling rather than a widespread disgust at corporate bs.
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Unnessesarily extravegant word of the week award goes to jcress410 for this:
jcress wrote:Seem super off topic to complain about epistemology on a thread about tactics.
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2012/08/16 03:41:13
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Ferocious Blood Claw
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Fapple, lol.
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2012/08/16 03:47:58
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Martial Arts Fiday
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I'm holding out for Diet Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2012/08/16 03:49:44
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Hallowed Canoness
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The comments on that article are made of tears and lulz.
Or I'm just a jaded bastard.
Edit:
SlaveToDorkness wrote:I'm holding out for Diet Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.
All the taste and none of the calories of original Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
I suppose that answers the Jaded Bastard rhetorical question.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/16 03:50:47
I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2012/08/16 03:53:15
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Lady of the Lake
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Is anyone actually surprised? 
At most come up with names and only allow to vote.
Green apple flavoured mountain dew though... I can see the reasoning behind some of the names.
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2012/08/16 03:53:57
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I spend way too much time on the internet. After reading the list of names, I've laughed so hard I was brought to tears.
This is just been a great day.
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2012/08/16 05:23:41
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
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They're just mad because Applejack was poised to win.
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2012/08/16 05:31:37
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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I guess I'm going to hell because I giggled at the names.
I think "Diabeetus" should have won.
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2012/08/16 05:34:27
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Solahma
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Amazing work. Here's to 4chan!
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2012/08/16 05:37:44
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Veteran ORC
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Hate to be the stick in the mud.....
But 4chan needs to die in a fething fire. Nothing good has come out of that ceasepool....
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2012/08/16 05:40:14
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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There's plenty of funny stuff about 4Chan, just not on 4Chan.
Fear 4Chan, for it is the mind-killer.
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"By this point I'm convinced 100% that every single race in the 40k universe have somehow tapped into the ork ability to just have their tech work because they think it should." |
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2012/08/16 05:43:47
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Hallowed Canoness
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AduroT wrote:They're just mad because Applejack was poised to win.
Applejack couldn't win, it's a trademark for a delicious brandy-esque beverage. So even if it won't it'd lose.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2012/08/16 05:49:57
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Calculating Commissar
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Slarg232 wrote:Hate to be the stick in the mud.....
But 4chan needs to die in a fething fire. Nothing good has come out of that ceasepool....
I think you mean /b/. /a/ and /tg/ are both entertaining boards that have very little to do with the the stuff that comes out of /b/.
Also, I am mad because they went back on their word. Hitler did nothing wrong won fair and square! 
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2012/08/16 06:37:49
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I literally "loled" at diabeetus.
That's brilliant stuff.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2012/08/16 08:04:28
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Whilst I think allot of stuff 4Chan dose is stupid and it is a cesspool of people how really need to grow up as they will ruin the internet for those of us who can act like adults, this is quite funny. Honestly, what did Pepsi think they were doing leaving something like that un-moderated? They wouldn't ask people to write to them with suggestions and then publish every single one in a national news paper, so why do the same thing online?
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And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
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2012/08/16 10:59:31
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Excellent. I hate to say it but yea 4Chan!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/08/16 11:42:35
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Heh heh...Fapple...
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/08/16 11:55:41
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
On an Express Elevator to Hell!!
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This is the latest in a long line of quite amusing examples
- 'Jedi' becoming classified as an official religion in the UK after tens of thousands listed it on the national census. Sadly, the government stepped in and blocked it
- The Greenpeace whale they had rescued being named 'Mr Splashy Pants'
- Rage Against the Machine topping the Xmas chart number 1 list a few years ago, ahead of the incessantly awful and perennial x-factor offering.
- The next space station module being named 'Battletoad' (not sure if that one happened or not)
- Rick Astley's 'Never gonna give you up' being voted the 'best song of all time' on MTV. The funniest thing about that was the MTV media people trying to treat the whole thing seriously.
Slarg232 wrote:Hate to be the stick in the mud.....
But 4chan needs to die in a fething fire. Nothing good has come out of that ceasepool....
*hands Slarg232 a sense of humour* 
In most instances I would agree with you, but I always find this kind of thing hilarious.
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2012/08/16 12:16:26
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Genius
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2012/08/16 13:29:48
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Lethal Lhamean
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From certain comments on this thread, I get the feeling that 4chan has just gained some members...
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2012/08/16 13:32:53
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Here I thought this was a thread about the Trolls finally destroying Al-Queda.
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2012/08/16 13:33:47
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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All we need now is a picture of Pedobear with a mission accomplished banner.
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2012/08/16 18:08:44
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Slarg232 wrote:Hate to be the stick in the mud.....
But 4chan needs to die in a fething fire. Nothing good has come out of that ceasepool....
4chan is awesome. It's a LOT less irritating than dakka. People focus on what they're trying to communicate rather than being dicks to each other.
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Unnessesarily extravegant word of the week award goes to jcress410 for this:
jcress wrote:Seem super off topic to complain about epistemology on a thread about tactics.
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2012/08/16 18:12:28
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Y'know, I have a friend who hates 4Chan with every fiber of his being. I suddenly see why...
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2012/08/16 18:16:39
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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DiAF wrote:Fapple, lol.
Hehe, cute. Automatically Appended Next Post: Testify wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Hate to be the stick in the mud.....
But 4chan needs to die in a fething fire. Nothing good has come out of that ceasepool....
4chan is awesome. It's a LOT less irritating than dakka. People focus on what they're trying to communicate rather than being dicks to each other.
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You uhm... that was a joke right?
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2012/08/16 18:32:49
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Testify wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Hate to be the stick in the mud.....
But 4chan needs to die in a fething fire. Nothing good has come out of that ceasepool....
4chan is awesome. It's a LOT less irritating than dakka. People focus on what they're trying to communicate rather than being dicks to each other.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/08/16 18:41:18
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Dakka Veteran
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Testify wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Hate to be the stick in the mud.....
But 4chan needs to die in a fething fire. Nothing good has come out of that ceasepool....
4chan is awesome. It's a LOT less irritating than dakka. People focus on what they're trying to communicate rather than being dicks to each other.
Well...the people of /b/ are very clear on their desires. I guess.
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2012/08/16 18:50:38
Subject: Victory of the trolls!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Cruising Ultima Segmentum
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Certain areas of 4chan are actually rather nice, and helpful. /tg/, for example, is usually pretty decent.
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2012/08/16 21:05:17
Subject: Re:Victory of the trolls!
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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I literally "loled" at diabeetus.
That's brilliant stuff.
Could be lawyers as truth in advertising.
And I demand to be on the Space Station "Battletoad"!!
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