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2016/08/03 05:50:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I mean...We can stab it with...My...Sword...That I left behind at the blade-trap...
*Sighs and facepalms*
Well, it's up to you.Or I can just punch it. Cause, y'know, super strength.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/03 05:53:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OT: Servitor? No, it's not one of those abominations. It's a automaton. Metal creature. Over in my workshop, next to the printer and behind the rippa blade. Just hand it to him and tell him what to do.
Joan: Again, I severely doubt it.
Morrigan: She's alot stronger than she looks pal.
Billy: You can try hitting it, but don't let it catch you. Super-strength or not it'd crush you
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2016/08/03 05:55:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Shaper is quietly watching the proceedings while sipping on a flask*
DP: Huh, never woulda guessed. Got any pets?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/03 05:57:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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"Are you aware of the fact that creation and use of self-aware artificial inteligence is considered Tech-heresy? You can stay calm, I don't really care, as long as it doesn't try to kill me."
*Looks at Joan*
"Okay, as you say." *and walks off to the OTs workshop*
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2016/08/03 05:58:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Feels the vibration through ground*
To Scatty: Something big nearby... maybe a trap for the others.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/08/03 05:58:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Black Hawk: No. I-WATCH OUT! *Dives to the side as a giant crossbow bolt flings itself towards them*
OT: Are you aware this planet is not part of the Imperium? And not subject to it's insane rules?
Scatty: Let's focus on us for now, watch it! *Grabs Roland's foot inches before hit sets down on a pressure plate*
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2016/08/03 05:59:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Huh. Okay. Beats whistling, I guess.
*Casually walks up to the golem and pulls arm back*
*Punches the golem flat in the chest*
*Knight stands up after 8 cups of coffee and 6 hours of scrolling through dresses*
*Goes back to the Repressor and puts on armour*
*Stands at the bed until Maria wakes up to give her a fright*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/03 06:03:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*The golem doesn't react to the punch and slowly reaches towards Jordan*
Billy: Well that's not good... It's blocking the exit...
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2016/08/03 06:04:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Takes a few steps back*
Huh, you think it weighs more than 16 tonnes?
*Looks over the golem*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/03 06:06:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Golem is 20 feets tall and huge. Made of solid stone with moss growing on it's left arm. It slowly rumbles foward step by step to crush them*
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2016/08/03 06:06:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Edit: Double post.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/03 06:13:57
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2016/08/03 06:07:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*dives backwards as the bolt sails over him*
Fething hell. That was a big fether. Anyway, you were saying?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/03 06:07:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Grins at Scatty*
Thankee.. I forgot the face of my father..
*Keeps following Scatty*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/03 06:08:23
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/08/03 06:08:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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*returns from the OTs workshop with the automaton in trail*
"By the name of the Omnissiah, it's Castellan-class battle automata. You really used this thing as your own maid?"
EDIT/ Thank you, Deadpool.
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2016/08/03 06:12:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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OOC: Scatty, Deadpool, Roland, Jordan, Billy, and Black Hawk are all on an adventure elsewhere. OT, Morrigan, Joan, the Shaper, and some others are at the room near you. Yarrick, BC, and Amelia are offworld fighting some rebels.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/03 06:12:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Looks over the golem again*
Probably more than 16 tonnes... *Looks around at corridor* Wow, this place actually looks a LOT bigger now that there's a golly-thing standing here...
*Points at moss*
You think that's significant in any way?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/03 06:12:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Automaton: Incorrect. I was created by Nicholas Flamel. What do you require?
Scatty: One of these days you're going to explain what that means
BH: I was saying I don't have pets
Billy: No. It's been down here a long time. Moss grows on rock. That's rock. Simple. I know a way to beat it, but we don't have the stuff...
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2016/08/03 06:14:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Hmph. I had a dog once. I saved him from a very bad man. They named him Wade too, crazy, right?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/03 06:16:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Yeah, but why is it only growing on one arm? Ya'd think the moss would spread...
*Sits down*
Well, it takes it a full minute to take a step, so we have plenty of time to go over your plan thing that can't work. Go ahead.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/03 06:16:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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BH: Yes. Very. Now let's go. *Moves on*
Billy: Y'know how stone expands with heat, and contracts with cold? Well the idea is to burn it and then freeze it until it cracks apart. We don't have a flamethrower or a freeze ray or anythin'. I don't know water or fire magic so that's useless.
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2016/08/03 06:19:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Okay, I can't do that. Any other ideas?
*Playing with hair*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/03 06:19:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*sighs and follows after BH*
You're not that talkative, you know that?
OOC: Happy to be of service.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/03 06:20:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Billy: uh... turn back? That or try and get around it...
BH: I know that. *Walks on ahead of Wade only to come across a solid wall with writing on it*
Bh: Hmmm. Looks like a puzzle to me.
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2016/08/03 06:21:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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To Scatty: Part of my culture, and the gunslingers litany.. means I have made a grave mistake and dishonored myself.. We could of died from that pressure plate.
*Finds a trip wire and slowly clips it*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/08/03 06:24:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Scatty: DON'T! *Pushes Roland forward as the walls smash together where he was standing then slowly peel apart to reveal Scatty standing on the other side*
Don't cut them. Just mark them and avoid them. They're rigged to go off if someone tries to disarm them
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2016/08/03 06:27:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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We could probably sprint around it. It's pretty slow.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/03 06:27:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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*Tech-priest is working on the Castellan-class automata, making necessary repairs, liting incence and recitating litanies.*
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2016/08/03 06:27:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Good to know.. I cry your pardon..
*Follows Scatty*
So this weapon collection, can I see it some time?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/08/03 06:31:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Of course you do.
*shakes head*
So, what's it say?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/03 06:33:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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BH: Ripped from my mother's womb,
Beaten and burned,
I become a blood-thirsty slayer,
What am I?
*A pit trap opens under Scatty. She manages to twist in mid-air and grab the edge of the pit*
Scatty: OWWW!
*The pit edge is lined with razor sharp spikes that stab Scatty's hands*
Billy: I'll lead it right, you dodge left then I'll follow you
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Neutran Panzergrenadiers, 
Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, 
Order of the Silver Hand