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2012/09/30 21:04:06
Subject: What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Basically, the aim of the game here is to come up with the most ludicrous videogame crossover idea you can. It could even be a videogame crossed with something completely different (GTA meets Thomas the Tank Engine anyone?).
I'll start.
Kojima and Square Enix team up to bring you Cactuar Gear Solid. Our spiky friend is going to need all the stealth and water retention skills he has to bring down Gaseous Snake, head of an evil terrorist organization plotting to set off a nuke in NYC.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
2012/09/30 21:23:44
Subject: What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
Gears of Warcraft. Gnomes go crazy big with the guns on popular MMO.
Super Mario Bros: Vice City. Don't forget that "Hot Coffee" Luigi!
BioSystem Shock. You wake up to find yourself in a 50's themed space station where gene splicing was the norm and a demented computer personallity is out to get you.
Halo: Kombat Evolved: An alien race is out to wipe out all life on earth. Can you single handedly stop them by challenging them to a fight and ripping their spines out through their necks?
"Ask ten different scientists about the environment, population control, genetics, and you'll get ten different answers, but there's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on. Whether it happens in a hundred years or a thousand years or a million years, eventually our Sun will grow cold and go out. When that happens, it won't just take us. It'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-Tzu, and Einstein, and Morobuto, and Buddy Holly, and Aristophanes…then all of this…all of this…was for nothing. Unless we go to the stars." Commander sinclair, Babylon 5.
Bobtheinquisitor wrote:what is going on with APAC shipping? If Macross Island were real, they'd be the last place to get any Robotechnology.
2012/10/01 12:05:41
Subject: Re:What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
Give it time and it'll become a mod...
Maybe not the mod people need, but the mod some people want I guess. Actually in the time it took to write all this...
Epic. Here is a blank check with my name on it. You may have 1 cookie.
My vote goes to: Donkey May Cry Noire. A crossover where Dante (the cool one not the emo one) and Donky Kong team up to battle crime on the mean streets of LA.
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Mortal Kooking Mama: Use the stylus to rip apart your ingredients in variety of gory and violent ways to bake yourself the perfect cake from your opponent's dismembered brain...
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
2012/10/03 12:19:54
Subject: What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Street Effect 3. Chun-Li goes around saving the galaxy from the Reapers with kung fu moves.
Call of The Lion King. Simba must take up a rifle against international terrorists trying to prove that The Lion King was actually a ripoff of Kimba the White Lion.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
2012/10/03 12:24:06
Subject: What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
Xeno Rancher (Monster Rancher with Various alien species (xenomorphs, predators, orks, greys, ducks, etc. . .) instead of pokemon like monsters).
Viewtiful Gork: Face Smasha (Viewtiful Joe cell shading and gameplay featuring an Ork fighting his way through a WAAAGH! to rescue his favorite shiny. Extra style points for breaking faces)
Morker Gear 'Ard: 'Ard Snake (Metal Gear Solid gameplay featuring an Ork Snakebites Commando working his way through an enemy Space Hulk in an attempt to reroute it toward the nearest ork planet and start a WAAAGH!. Prequel to Viewtiful Gork.)
Squat Fortress (Dwarf fortress but themed toward the squats during their last days.)
Dance, Dance, Bonesinger (Gameplay of Dance Dance Revolution but with a storyline of you playing a bonesinger building vehicles. Failing a song results in the bonesinger being consumed by Slaanesh.)
Scribe Blaster (An educational game where you play the role of an administratum scribe. Game designed to teach and improve on proper typing techniques as well as embed Imperial Doctrine.)
2012/10/03 20:04:27
Subject: Re:What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
Hanith wrote: Xeno Rancher (Monster Rancher with Various alien species (xenomorphs, predators, orks, greys, ducks, etc. . .) instead of pokemon like monsters).
Viewtiful Gork: Face Smasha (Viewtiful Joe cell shading and gameplay featuring an Ork fighting his way through a WAAAGH! to rescue his favorite shiny. Extra style points for breaking faces)
Morker Gear 'Ard: 'Ard Snake (Metal Gear Solid gameplay featuring an Ork Snakebites Commando working his way through an enemy Space Hulk in an attempt to reroute it toward the nearest ork planet and start a WAAAGH!. Prequel to Viewtiful Gork.)
Squat Fortress (Dwarf fortress but themed toward the squats during their last days.)
Dance, Dance, Bonesinger (Gameplay of Dance Dance Revolution but with a storyline of you playing a bonesinger building vehicles. Failing a song results in the bonesinger being consumed by Slaanesh.)
Scribe Blaster (An educational game where you play the role of an administratum scribe. Game designed to teach and improve on proper typing techniques as well as embed Imperial Doctrine.)
I haven't heard someone else mention Viewtiful Joe in so long, that was one of my favorite games
Grotamari Damacy: you're a grot who has to gather balls of scrap for the WAAAGH!!!
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
What about Spore? EA did that and that was awesome.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
2012/10/04 12:25:15
Subject: What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
Leasure Suit Sheppard. Sheppard tries to cop off with a variety of alien .... hold on, they done that already? Whadda ya mean, that was the entire point of the Mass Effect series?
F.E.A.R.s of War. Chainsaw through people whilst praying not to meet a small girl with a teady bear.
"Ask ten different scientists about the environment, population control, genetics, and you'll get ten different answers, but there's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on. Whether it happens in a hundred years or a thousand years or a million years, eventually our Sun will grow cold and go out. When that happens, it won't just take us. It'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-Tzu, and Einstein, and Morobuto, and Buddy Holly, and Aristophanes…then all of this…all of this…was for nothing. Unless we go to the stars." Commander sinclair, Babylon 5.
Bobtheinquisitor wrote:what is going on with APAC shipping? If Macross Island were real, they'd be the last place to get any Robotechnology.
2012/10/04 12:55:06
Subject: What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
Every Dakkanaught gets a 4+ Pinch of Salt save.
When you suffer a Falling Sky hit, roll a D6 - on a 4+ the hit is ignored as per the Pinch of Salt save. On a 1-3 panic insues - you automatically fail common sense tests for the next 2 weeks and get +7 to your negativity stat. -Praxiss
2012/10/04 13:00:30
Subject: What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
Lego: Modern Warfare 4. Build your gun and then use it to de-construct your enemies. Protect your squadmates by building walls in front of incomming projectiles, build a tank inside a house, then remove the wall to get it out and surprise your foes!
X-wing: Beyond the frontier. Your hyperdrive malfunctions and you end up in an uncharted section of the universe. Trade, fight, and use the force to find out how to get home again in this SW based Elite type space combat and trading simulation.
"Ask ten different scientists about the environment, population control, genetics, and you'll get ten different answers, but there's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on. Whether it happens in a hundred years or a thousand years or a million years, eventually our Sun will grow cold and go out. When that happens, it won't just take us. It'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-Tzu, and Einstein, and Morobuto, and Buddy Holly, and Aristophanes…then all of this…all of this…was for nothing. Unless we go to the stars." Commander sinclair, Babylon 5.
Bobtheinquisitor wrote:what is going on with APAC shipping? If Macross Island were real, they'd be the last place to get any Robotechnology.
2012/10/05 10:20:10
Subject: What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
Conrad Turner wrote: Lego: Modern Warfare 4. Build your gun and then use it to de-construct your enemies. Protect your squadmates by building walls in front of incomming projectiles, build a tank inside a house, then remove the wall to get it out and surprise your foes!
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
Sims 3 + Space Marine
2012/10/05 12:32:21
Subject: What's the silliest videogame crossover you can think of?
The players must use their farseers and Exarch characters to summon forth their armies.. Players who go head to head summon their armies and destroy each other in giant dance-offs.
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