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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 14:23:59
Subject: WAR!!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Better use of bunny ears
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 17:50:11
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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Occasionally using Bunny Ears will result in this...
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Imperator Servat: The Emperor Protects. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 19:23:10
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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Only good elf is a dead elf
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 23:29:11
Subject: WAR!!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Basic rule of all battles: Zombies rule.
Zombie elf beats dead elf.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 03:01:48
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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Pure win against Zombies:
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 04:17:35
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Not if you run out of ammo, which you will...
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 04:57:51
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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Psssh
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 08:47:46
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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All them bullets wont hurt this guy.... much.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 09:00:45
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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This kind will..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 14:30:39
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Plastictrees
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uv bullet worked better
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 15:14:13
Subject: WAR!!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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What was that? You need a way to beat UV? Well, here you go then...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 15:45:12
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Cop wears sunglasses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2036/12/14 09:12:32
Subject: WAR!!
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Hellacious Havoc
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frankly, aren't you all off topic?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 21:20:05
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
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Lol. Suggesting this topic is offtopic is like suggesting a chimp is a monkey. Besides, as long as it looks like it makes sense, what more do we need? real cop. case closed
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/01 21:21:04
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If you want peace, prepare for war
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/349071.page -Ultramarines, Imperials, Inq, etc.
A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.
kaesar, sigh.- Captain Solon
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 07:51:47
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 12:48:35
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Not to be confused with
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"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
-Joseph Stalin
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 13:04:44
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 14:42:37
Subject: WAR!!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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The blue footed boobie
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 16:33:30
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Plastictrees
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blue creatues?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 18:10:51
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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Blue himself.
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Imperator Servat: The Emperor Protects. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 18:45:32
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Creepier guy
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 19:48:23
Subject: WAR!!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Now that guy IS creepy. The more you think about it, the worse it is!
The only way to defeat a man like that is by attacking his weak spot. Samson and Delilah anyone?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 20:11:55
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Prefer THIS razr.....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 20:20:23
Subject: WAR!!
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Pah! I'll see your phone and raze you!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/02 23:29:18
Subject: WAR!!
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Hellacious Havoc
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From war to phones in a few posts. Now this is only an argument of weaknessess. The simple version looks like this, rock, paper, scissors.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 04:31:25
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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Mods please do somthing about that guy...
Who needs a phone when you have
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 04:32:05
Subject: WAR!!
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Stormin' Stompa
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EDIT: Too late. Where did we get a narrator? New response:
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/05/03 04:34:47
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 0014/02/22 06:11:39
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Plastictrees
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the fate of all witches and telepaths
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 0015/07/03 08:00:15
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Killer Klaivex
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Ah, but those villagers are mistaken! Don't you know that the only way to test for a witch is with a...
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 11:01:03
Subject: WAR!!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Plum sauce beats duck.
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