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2009/05/03 14:52:55
Subject: WAR!!
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Killer Klaivex
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Oh yeah, well...
Thomas the Tank Engine will feth your gak up.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/03 15:44:22
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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He'll never catch us:
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2009/05/03 19:26:54
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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I shall turn it into a...
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2009/05/03 23:25:34
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2009/05/04 00:47:26
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Squish
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009   : 
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2009/05/04 02:54:13
Subject: WAR!!
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Hellacious Havoc
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I trump you all with CHUCK NORRIS! GAME OVER
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2009/05/04 02:56:59
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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Don't cha call me pudgy, portly, or stout let me tell ya once again who's fat!
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2009/05/04 08:02:15
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Plastictrees
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whos fat?
the blob is fat
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2009/05/04 08:43:57
Subject: WAR!!
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Painting Within the Lines
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Picture yourself naked - not nice, is it, eh? Who the hell would want a great lump?
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2009/05/04 10:43:25
Subject: WAR!!
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Sometimes fat fights back.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/04 10:43:43
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2009/05/04 12:22:58
Subject: WAR!!
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Painting Within the Lines
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Scarier Morphing Monster!
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2009/05/04 14:29:53
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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That's who I'm gonna call.
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2009/05/04 14:30:50
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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The Ghost buster have nothing on these guys:
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/04 14:34:09
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/04 14:39:46
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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This sign is much more informative.
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2009/05/04 14:58:28
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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That might be more informative but this on is cooler!!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/04 17:04:54
Subject: WAR!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Terrorists enjoy MC Hammer's work and celebrate with heavy weapons.
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2009/05/04 20:13:37
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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2009/05/04 21:00:21
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Well you know terrorists can get pizza anytime any place,so that trumps the sniper marine,because he has no pizza!!!!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/04 21:52:14
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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This guy has Pizza Pizza....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/05/04 22:32:56
Subject: WAR!!
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Hellacious Havoc
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I like desserts better
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2009/05/04 23:50:14
Subject: WAR!!
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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cookies are much better then pizza
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/04 23:50:49
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2009/05/05 00:34:59
Subject: WAR!!
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2009/05/05 00:39:55
Subject: WAR!!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Too many cookies in the shower - gun won't fit any more...
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2009/05/05 01:24:52
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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man them!
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2009/05/05 02:09:26
Subject: WAR!!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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A more powerful harpoon...
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2009/05/05 02:36:59
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
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pizza terrorist owns marine? right.... you were reaching with that one.
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2009/05/05 15:51:01
Subject: WAR!!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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How cool is that? Fat chick to ICBM in 4 posts!
OK - Star Wars Defense Laser systems beats ICBM!
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2009/05/05 15:56:37
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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A Laser... please.... to beat that all you need is a really big Mirror....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/05/05 16:32:20
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Stupidty beats the mirror!!!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/05 18:34:17
Subject: WAR!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Ha, blue screen of death terminates your computer.
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~2100 pts
~2400 pts (Paladins, not imperial fist or gryphons!)
~2000 pts