40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChargerIIC**

You get a a ransom note attached to Fleegle's fingers.

I insert a Necron Monolith

**gruebot**

You get a Tycho Magnetic Anomaly.

I insert a monkey...

**ZergSmasher**

You get a banana peel.

I insert a banana without the peel.

**Thunderforge**

You get a monkey skin.

I insert 2D6.

**snurl**

You get snake eyes.

I insert a pounl of lead.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a pound of flesh.

I insert Superman's cape.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a matador.

I insert a bull.

**snurl**

You get a bear.

**gruebot**

You get a reminder to insert things.

I insert a blank check...

**BigWaaagh**

You get an 'Account Overdrawn' notice.

I insert Captain Jack Sparrow.

**snurl**

You get Conrad Birdie.

I insert a Fender Stratocaster.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a B-52 Stratofortress.

I insert Emeril Lagasse.

**snurl**

You get Papa Dino.

I insert a beholder.

**gruebot**

You get a basketball, a hot glue gun & a bag of googly eyes.

I insert a healing potion...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bean bag labeled 'fireball'

I insert a quarter

**BigWaaagh**

You get a shave and a haircut.

I insert a 40 pound Nurgling named "Flemmy".

**Thunderforge**

You get a naughty round lemming called Henry.

I insert the Astronomicon.

**gruebot**

You get a vox caster!

I insert a copper key...

**snurl**

You get a copper kettle.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a wood chipper.

I insert Mt. Rushmore.

**gruebot**

You get a headrush.

I insert brass tacks...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Khorne's tax return.

I insert Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Dr. Evil's hairless cat, Mr. Bigglesworth.

I insert Austin Powers.

**snurl**

You get Fat Bastard.

I insert a Githyanki Sword.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a sliced sushi fish slap.

I insert the Mothra twins.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a terrible japanese musical number

I insert a stick of deodorant.

**gruebot**

You get a lame grav tank conversion.

I insert an empty Pringles can...

**BigWaaagh**

You get the munchies.

I insert Flavor Flav's clock necklace.

**snurl**

You get down on it.

I insert Roger Waters's Bass Guitar.

**gruebot**

You get a vial of LSD!

I insert a pamphlet for LDS membership...