40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Cream Tea**

You get a bunch of oddly shaped bases.

I insert Duncan Rhodes with two thin coats of paint.

**gruebot**

You get a Dunkin Donut with a thin coat of glaze.

I insert a donut hole...

**ZergSmasher**

You get nothing but air.

I insert an electron.

**Thunderforge**

You get a static shock off the machine.

I insert a can of cola.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a bottle of 7UP.

I insert a White Castle 20 slider w/cheese crave case.

**snurl**

You get the runs for a week.

I insert the last slice of pizza.

**Thunderforge**

You receive the crusts of all the other slices of the pizza.

I insert a bottle top.

**Thunderforge**

You receive the crusts of all the other slices of the pizza.

I insert a bottle top.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a bottle opener.

I insert the Playboy Mansion.

**snurl**

You get the Penthouse.

I insert a wheelbarrow.

**Cream Tea**

You get to move 10% faster and carry 25% more resources.

I insert a Dyson Sphere.

**ChargerIIC**

*ninjad*

**BigWaaagh**

You get a snow globe.

I insert a vanity plate SKR PNCH.

**snurl**

You get a bumper sticker.

I insert molten lead.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a doctor's note for lead poisoning

I insert a Hellgun

**gruebot**

You get a flashlight.

I insert the batteries...

**BigWaaagh**

You get the guns of Navarone.

I insert the Knights who say "Ni!".

**ZergSmasher**

You get a shrubbery.

I insert Gollum.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Hair Club for Men membership.

I insert Mr. Ed, the talking horse.

**snurl**

You get an Atta-boy, Wilbur.

I insert a valentine.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a martyr's grave

I insert a baseball

**ZergSmasher**

You get a bat.

I insert Batman.

**snurl**

You get a signal.

I insert the punisher.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a VA hosptial bill in the thousands

I insert a box of Kleenex

**BigWaaagh**

You get a snot covered sleeve.

I insert a giant squid.

**gruebot**

You get a sushi bento box.

I insert wasabi...

**BigWaaagh**

You get cleared sinuses.

I insert Ringo Starr.

**Thunderforge**

You get Oliver Postgate.

I insert a Clanger.

**snurl**

You get a ringer.

I insert a horseshoe.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a four leaf clover.

I insert all four of the Banana Splits.