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Made in se
Swift Swooping Hawk





You get a bunch of oddly shaped bases.

I insert Duncan Rhodes with two thin coats of paint.

Craftworld Sciatháin 4180 pts  
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a Dunkin Donut with a thin coat of glaze.

I insert a donut hole...
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get nothing but air.

I insert an electron.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 6/7/18, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1100 | Space Wolves: ~2000
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6300 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8400 | Death Guard: ~2700 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2400
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2017: 65 | Total models painted in 2018: 85 | Current main painting project: Ravenwing Talonmaster
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in gb
Steady Dwarf Warrior






You get a static shock off the machine.

I insert a can of cola.

Klinka na Karak! Grund a na Grungron! Az a na Ankor!
‘A pick for the earth, a hammer for the anvil, and an axe for everything else!’ 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a bottle of 7UP.

I insert a White Castle 20 slider w/cheese crave case.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get the runs for a week.

I insert the last slice of pizza.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Steady Dwarf Warrior






You receive the crusts of all the other slices of the pizza.

I insert a bottle top.

Klinka na Karak! Grund a na Grungron! Az a na Ankor!
‘A pick for the earth, a hammer for the anvil, and an axe for everything else!’ 
   
Made in gb
Steady Dwarf Warrior






You receive the crusts of all the other slices of the pizza.

I insert a bottle top.

Klinka na Karak! Grund a na Grungron! Az a na Ankor!
‘A pick for the earth, a hammer for the anvil, and an axe for everything else!’ 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a bottle opener.

I insert the Playboy Mansion.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get the Penthouse.

I insert a wheelbarrow.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in se
Swift Swooping Hawk





You get to move 10% faster and carry 25% more resources.

I insert a Dyson Sphere.

Craftworld Sciatháin 4180 pts  
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





*ninjad*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/02/12 15:48:21


Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.

Mike Krahulik, in response to 40k criticism wrote:...And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip though the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouth, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a snow globe.

I insert a vanity plate SKR PNCH.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a bumper sticker.

I insert molten lead.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get a doctor's note for lead poisoning

I insert a Hellgun

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.

Mike Krahulik, in response to 40k criticism wrote:...And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip though the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouth, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
 
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a flashlight.

I insert the batteries...
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get the guns of Navarone.

I insert the Knights who say "Ni!".
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get a shrubbery.

I insert Gollum.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 6/7/18, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1100 | Space Wolves: ~2000
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6300 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8400 | Death Guard: ~2700 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2400
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2017: 65 | Total models painted in 2018: 85 | Current main painting project: Ravenwing Talonmaster
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a Hair Club for Men membership.

I insert Mr. Ed, the talking horse.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get an Atta-boy, Wilbur.

I insert a valentine.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get a martyr's grave

I insert a baseball

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.

Mike Krahulik, in response to 40k criticism wrote:...And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip though the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouth, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
 
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get a bat.

I insert Batman.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 6/7/18, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1100 | Space Wolves: ~2000
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6300 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8400 | Death Guard: ~2700 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2400
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2017: 65 | Total models painted in 2018: 85 | Current main painting project: Ravenwing Talonmaster
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a signal.

I insert the punisher.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get a VA hosptial bill in the thousands

I insert a box of Kleenex

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.

Mike Krahulik, in response to 40k criticism wrote:...And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip though the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouth, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a snot covered sleeve.

I insert a giant squid.
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a sushi bento box.

I insert wasabi...
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get cleared sinuses.

I insert Ringo Starr.
   
Made in gb
Steady Dwarf Warrior






You get Oliver Postgate.

I insert a Clanger.

Klinka na Karak! Grund a na Grungron! Az a na Ankor!
‘A pick for the earth, a hammer for the anvil, and an axe for everything else!’ 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a ringer.

I insert a horseshoe.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a four leaf clover.

I insert all four of the Banana Splits.
   
 
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