40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**gruebot**

You get an angry gopher.

I insert a coupon for buy 1 get 1 cheeseburger...

**ZergSmasher**

You get 2 very poorly cooked burgers.

I insert a bag of tortilla chips and a jar of salsa.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a disembodied voice that yells, "New York City?".

I insert Sasquatch.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a blurry photo of Randy Savage

I insert a USB Thumbdrive

**snurl**

You geta floppy disc.

I insert pogs.

**gruebot**

You get a Morty.

I insert a Rick...

**ZergSmasher**

You get Rick rolled.

I insert a pickle.

**snurl**

You get a Motorcycle. (see Arlo Guthrie)

I insert 99 Red Balloons.

**BigWaaagh**

You get East Germany.

I insert a dozen Krispy Kreme Chocolate Frosted donuts.

**snurl**

You get coffee.

I insert the Lombardi trophy.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a long bearded cup

I insert a triple shot espresso

**gruebot**

You get the Great Cornholio!

I insert Buthead...

**ZergSmasher**

You get the sound of a very corny laugh.

I insert an American flag.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Colin Kaepernick.

I insert Earth's moon.

**snurl**

You get green cheese.

I insert a thesaurus.

**ChargerIIC**

you get a wordfinder

I insert a freight train

**BigWaaagh**

You get sidetracked.

I insert Mel Blanc's voice.

**snurl**

You get varmints. Tarnation!

I insert my gallery images.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Rod Serling.

I insert Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs mascot.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a black market beak with a price tag attached

I insert a LCD writer

**gruebot**

You get a bedazzled stylus.

I insert Grumpy Cat...

**snurl**

You get angry beaver.

I insert mud.

**Cream Tea**

You get mudkipz.

I insert Trazyn's cabinet of curiosities.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a tin of Altoids, which are curiously strong.

I insert Big Bird.

**snurl**

You get a tzeench figure.

I insert Moedheim.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a flaming moe in a tiny Bavarian cup

I insert a pair of handcuffs

**gruebot**

You get a pair of cufflinks.

I insert my Star Wars coffee Mug...

**snurl**

You get a Star Trek beach towel.

I insert otters.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a half eaten sea urchin

I insert a medium sized boat

**gruebot**

You get Dreadfleet.

I insert Da Roolz for Gorka Morka...