40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**BigWaaagh**

You get a job application for SEGA.

I insert 100 shares of Games Workshop stock.

**gruebot**

You get a 7th edition Codex.

I insert a 1/1 scale Tyranid Bone Sword...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a T-Bone.

I insert my dirty laundry.

**ChargerIIC**

You get your mother's dirty laundry

I insert a bag of cough drops

**BigWaaagh**

You get a hairball.

I insert a KFC $5. Fill Up meal.

**snurl**

You get Reba MacIntyre.

I insert a ceiling tile.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Scrabble tile.

I insert the resin cast offs from Forge World's daily production.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Chinacast Fire Raptor

I insert a Games Workshop Id Badge

**gruebot**

You get a gently used Games Workshop lanyard.

I insert Hurricane Bolters...

**snurl**

You get Stormboyz.

I insert It.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a clown mask.

I insert one of those Resistance bombers from Star Wars The Last Jedi.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a cloaked Klingon Bird-of-Prey Cruiser.

I insert Lord Stanley's Cup.

**snurl**

You get Lord Stanley's jock-strap.

I insert a space marine.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a purity seal

I insert a Honda Civic

**gruebot**

You get a bowl of rice.

I insert boba tea...

**BigWaaagh**

You get frozen in Carbonite.

I insert 5 cases of ice cold Stella Artois.

**Cream Tea**

You get the empty bottles back, along with a loud burp followed by a foul smell.

I insert a bottle of mouthwash.

**snurl**

You get minty fresh breath.

I insert Kong: Skull Island.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Krell: Lord of Undeath.

I insert a vending machine.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a gumball machine

I insert a liter of salt water

**gruebot**

You get a salt water taffy, enjoy.

I insert a toothpick...

**ZergSmasher**

You get a very old piece of food.

I insert a Claymore mine.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a container of Silly Putty.

I insert Mount Rushmore.

**snurl**

You get Rush Limbaugh.

I insert yesterday's socks.

**gruebot**

You get the legendary Dirt Monster Dirtfoot!

I insert Master Shake...

**Cream Tea**

You get Sheikh Mansour, deputy prime minister of the United Arab Emirates.

I insert my left foot.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Duck Foot

I insert an audiobook

**BigWaaagh**

You get 'War and Peace' in braille.

I insert Eddie Van Halen's favorite electric guitar.

**snurl**

You get a Ukelele.

I insert a groundhog.

**ChargerIIC**

You get plastic explosives in a rodent-like shape

I insert a golf ball