40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**gruebot**

You get a note reminding you to pick up pad thai & a side of sticky rice.

I insert green tea...

**BigWaaagh**

You get yellow snow.

I insert Grumpy Cat.

**snurl**

You get angry cat.

I insert a Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize guarantee.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a notice saying you might be a winner

I insert a transformer action figure

**gruebot**

Your get a GoBot.

I insert a Garbage Pail Kid...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Tickle Me Elmo.

I insert two front row tickets for The Killers concert tomorrow night in St. Louis.

**snurl**

You get moshed.

I insert a Tequila Sunrise.

**ChargerIIC**

You get sundown in Tijuana

I insert an Avon Party pack

**kastelen**

You get confetti thrown into your face

I insert a kastelan robot

**BigWaaagh**

You get an acapella 'I'm Praying to the Aliens' by Gary Numan.

I insert Stephen Hawking's wheelchair.

**gruebot**

U get a bleak outlook.

I insert string theory...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a bus ticket to Cawker City, KS to see the world largest ball of twine.

I insert a Hot Fudge Sundae with whipped cream, chopped nuts and a cherry on top.

**snurl**

You get a popsicle.

I insert a 6 string bass.

**kastelen**

You get a ball of yarn

I insert a rock

**BigWaaagh**

You get a broken window.

I insert Gene Simmons' tongue.

**ZergSmasher**

You get saliva all over your face.

I insert a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

**kastelen**

You get a bottle of pills

I insert a feather

**snurl**

You get the bird.

I insert a toasted cheese sandwich.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a plate back with crumbs on it.

I insert Po, the Kung-Fu Panda.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a sad panda.

I insert an Alpha Legion Space Marine.

**snurl**

You get an ultrasmurf.

I insert the Minnesota Vikings.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a beautiful set of slight beer stained pigtails

I insert a Cypher miniature

**ZergSmasher**

You get a dirty bathrobe.

I insert an unopened pot of Nurgle's Rot.

**gruebot**

You get an empty pot of Typhus Corrosion.

I insert my old paint brush...

**BigWaaagh**

You get some toothpaste.

I insert Gary Oldman's SAG award.

**snurl**

You get the Bat Signal.

I insert all of my plastic extra bitz.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a man-ork hybrid

I insert a pound of super rich coffee beans

**BigWaaagh**

You get liquid nirvana.

I insert Seal Team 6.

**snurl**

You get ninja with guns.

I insert a twenty sided dice.

**ChargerIIC**

You get 19 sides back.

I insert a hedgehog