40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**gruebot**

You get a number.

I insert a queue...

**daedalus**

You get yourYou get your queue, asynchronously filled. queue, asynchronously filled.

I insert a Coke vending machine.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a roll of quarters.

I insert a honey badger.

**kastelen**

You get a copy of the bee movie

I insert a laptop

**snurl**

You get a cat.

I insert a stash of leftover cookies.

**ChargerIIC**

You get calories

I insert a wooden nickel

**gruebot**

You get one free drink from the bar!

I insert a wedge of lime...

**snurl**

You get a coconut.

I insert a White Tiger.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Roy with a half-eaten face.

I insert the Lollipop Guild.

**kastelen**

You get a the candy cane trio

I insert page 51 of the guardsmen's guide to fighting necrons

**ChargerIIC**

You get a demerit for damage to Imperial Property

I insert a spent lasrifle

**BigWaaagh**

You get the Energizer Bunny.

I insert a plate of bakery-fresh Cannoli.

**gruebot**

You get a mafia henchman.

I insert IG-88...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a steam whistle.

I insert Zorro's mask.

**snurl**

You get Jason's mask.

I insert 8 track tapes.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bankruptcy notice

I insert a set of bluetooth headphones

**gruebot**

You get plugged in.

I insert grape drink...

**BigWaaagh**

You get the Kool-Aid Man! Oh, yeah!

I insert a Blue Whale.

**snurl**

You get a harpoon.

I insert an ordinary deck of cards.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Joker (Batman's nemesis, that is).

I insert a jar of peanut butter.

**kastelen**

You get a butter container full of peanuts.

**snurl**

I insert a forgotten item.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a memory test.

I insert my Adepticon Army.

**gruebot**

You get a decent paint score.

I insert facebook likes...

**snurl**

You get a mild ego boost.

I insert a flat tire.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a partially dismembered Michelin Man

I insert a solar charger

**Cream Tea**

You get charged by Solar Auxilia.

I insert a loaded d6 that always comes up 2.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a failed charge, but a passed Leadership check!

I insert the snowman from my backyard.

**snurl**

You get a puddle.

I insert a Finecast Eternal.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Chinacast model with broken limbs

I insert a pad of Sticky Notes