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I insert a PBJ...super chunky, of course.

You get a PFA, legally binding, of course.

I insert a bag full of toys.

You get a red outfit trimmed in white fur.

I insert a Zulu warrior.

You get a BLM T-shirt.

I insert a string of Christmas lights.

You get an extension cord.

I insert cookies.

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I insert a wall of text.

You get a Latin lesson, a roman centurion & some red paint.

I insert Santa Claus

You get Krampus.

I insert Ebenezer Scrooge.

You get a hardboiled egg

I insert a Orc wielding a lightsaber

You get Jar Jar Binks.

I insert a box of Nurglings.

You get a box of Jujyfruits.

I insert the Magna Carta.

You get the Maytag Warranty.

I insert my new hat.

You get a toupee.

I insert a sprig of mistletoe.

You get a druid.

I insert a Ham dinner.

You get leftovers.

I insert Santa's hat.

You get a top hat. There must have been some magic in it.

I insert a duplicate gift.

You get a clone "you".

I insert 3 feet of snow.

You get a shovel.

I insert a resolution.

You get a disembodied laugh.

I insert 2018.

You get an empty canvas.

I insert an empty keg.

You get one hell of a hangover.

I insert an American football.

You get a pickup with a giant Mexican flag on the back

I insert a digital photo frame full of pictures of Justin Trudeau

You get a jug of maple syrup.

I insert a hockey stick...

You get a penalty.

I insert the Magna Carta.

You get it spit back out as it's already been inserted and is obviously a forgery.

I insert a used pair of Donald Trump's Spanx.

You get uncomfortable questions.

I insert a morning star.

You get a total eclipse of the heart.

I insert Horticulus Slumux's lumbering molluscoid steed – known affectionately to Horticulous as Mulch.

You got mail

I insert $5 of gamestop store credit

You get Mario Kart.

I insert valuable coupons.

You get a pair of nickels in their own stamped envelopes.

I insert a Change Order Request