40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**BigWaaagh**

You get a coupon for a free tattoo.

I insert the Delta Tau Chi fraternity house from 'Animal House'.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a smashed guitar.

I insert a wooden paddle.

**snurl**

You get a wooden mallet.

I insert a resin model.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a hard plastic model. Success!

I insert a giant blob of hardened green stuff.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a jackhammer.

I insert a Holiday fruitcake.

**snurl**

You get a jackhammer too.

I insert Twelve Lords a leaping.

**ChargerIIC**

You get twelve jackhammers in a box

I insert a gingerbread house

**BigWaaagh**

You get a cup of Egg Nog.

I insert a 10' Burmese Python.

**gruebot**

You get a new hand bag.

I insert a Porg...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a pie in the face.

I insert Chewbacca's bowcaster.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an arrow...to the knee.

I insert a nutcracker.

**kastelen**

You get a kaldor draigo model

I insert the admech codex

**snurl**

You get wooden toy soldiers.

I insert egg nog.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Mango Juice

I insert a brooding vampire

**gruebot**

You get a ziplock sandwich bag full of blood.

I insert a grilled cheese...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a bowl of tomato soup.

I insert Francis Ford Coppola.

**snurl**

You get napalm in the morning.

I insert George Bailey.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Zsu Zsu's petals.

I insert a Chinese Giant Panda.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a sad panda.

I insert a Chaos Obliterator.

**Cream Tea**

You immediately get it back, along with a series of expletives from somewhere deep within the machine.

I insert a plastic Sister of Battle.

**BigWaaagh**

You get back a ticket to Fantasy Island.

I insert a Dim Sum cart.

**snurl**

You get Mario Kart.

I insert a singing pumpkin.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a yodeling grapefruit

I insert a cup of steaming hot cocoa.

**gruebot**

You get a warm feeling inside.

I insert a jug of eggnog...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a dash of Nutmeg.

I insert The Fonz.

**snurl**

You get grease.

I insert cookies.

**BigWaaagh**

You get eaten by frenzied Cookie Monster.

I insert Cher.

**snurl**

You get Nefariti reincarnated.

I insert the last jedi.

**BigWaaagh**

You get rotten tomatoes.

I insert Fidel Castro's beard.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a gravedigger's shovel

I insert a majestic sunrise captured on film.