40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**BigWaaagh**

You get Miss Israel.

I insert a platter of BBQ ribs, Cole Slaw, Baked Beans and Hush Puppies.

**snurl**

You get a small card box of orange drink.

I insert a green banana.

**gruebot**

You get a yellow banana hammock.

I insert common decency...

**supreme overlord**

you get some obscura nacotic

I insert a babbling psyker

**BigWaaagh**

You get Steve Bannon.

I insert a MiG-21.

**snurl**

You get a Super Sabre.

I insert a BT-26.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a BLT.

I insert a roll of pennies.

**kastelen**

You get a roll of Australian 50c coins the exact same length.

I put in the claw of a chaos spaw- WAIT FAWHIHWUHDAWiHUshKDHAJA

**ChargerIIC**

You get a pigeon sewn to a rat

I insert a Pineapple

**BigWaaagh**

You get product placement in an episode of 'Psych'.

I insert the remaining units from the first Age of Sigmar test game I played today with my new Adepticon list.

**Cream Tea**

You get the burned remains of a Dark Elves army.

I insert a vending machine.

**snurl**

You get jammed.

I insert a key.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Vinz Clortho.

I insert the Sahara Desert.

**kastelen**

You get dust thrown into your eyes

I insert the remains of the beast

**ZergSmasher**

You get the number 666.

I insert a Citadel Painting Handle.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a handle on life.

I insert Stephen Hawking.

**gruebot**

You get a glimpse of the future. It is very grim & dark.

I insert a salvaged astromech droid...

**daedalus**

You get a remastered set of Star Wars movies where all the blasters have been replaced with walkie-talkies and all the Storm Troopers are replaced with Ewoks.

I insert an air-tight alibi.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a vacuum.

I insert half a dozen crab cakes.

**ZergSmasher**

You get half a dozen poorly assembled and half painted Defiler models.

I insert a Sister of Silence.

**kastelen**

You get a moody teenage boy who constantly screams

I insert an internet router

**BigWaaagh**

You get a traffic cop.

I insert a Yeti.

**snurl**

You get a sherpa.

I insert an abominable snowman.

**kastelen**

You get a cute fish

I insert a bad sonic OC

**BigWaaagh**

You get an animated hedgehog.

I insert LeBron James.

**snurl**

You get Joey Chitwood.

I insert a '64 Cheetah.

**ChargerIIC**

You get 64 hungry cheetahs

I insert Codex: Primaris Marines

**BigWaaagh**

You get a copy of 'The Martian Chronicles'.

I insert my big toe.

**snurl**

You get bigfoot.

I insert a snow shovel.

**kastelen**

you get a pile of snow

I insert one of abbadon's arms