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2018/02/16 15:23:04
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a a ransom note attached to Fleegle's fingers.
I insert a Necron Monolith
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/02/16 16:43:31
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a Tycho Magnetic Anomaly.
I insert a monkey...
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2018/02/16 22:47:20
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a banana peel.
I insert a banana without the peel.
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2018/02/16 22:59:18
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Steady Dwarf Warrior
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You get a monkey skin.
I insert 2D6.
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Klinka na Karak! Grund a na Grungron! Az a na Ankor!
‘A pick for the earth, a hammer for the anvil, and an axe for everything else!’ |
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2018/02/17 15:01:49
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get snake eyes.
I insert a pounl of lead.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/18 03:37:15
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a pound of flesh.
I insert Superman's cape.
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2018/02/19 05:02:34
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a matador.
I insert a bull.
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2018/02/19 10:55:57
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a bear.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/19 16:10:52
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a reminder to insert things.
I insert a blank check...
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2018/02/19 17:34:23
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get an 'Account Overdrawn' notice.
I insert Captain Jack Sparrow.
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2018/02/19 19:52:18
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Conrad Birdie.
I insert a Fender Stratocaster.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/20 01:12:45
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a B-52 Stratofortress.
I insert Emeril Lagasse.
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2018/02/20 13:54:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Papa Dino.
I insert a beholder.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/20 15:43:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a basketball, a hot glue gun & a bag of googly eyes.
I insert a healing potion...
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2018/02/20 16:26:39
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a bean bag labeled 'fireball'
I insert a quarter
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/02/20 18:47:56
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a shave and a haircut.
I insert a 40 pound Nurgling named "Flemmy".
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2018/02/20 21:01:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Steady Dwarf Warrior
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You get a naughty round lemming called Henry.
I insert the Astronomicon.
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Klinka na Karak! Grund a na Grungron! Az a na Ankor!
‘A pick for the earth, a hammer for the anvil, and an axe for everything else!’ |
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2018/02/20 23:46:22
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a vox caster!
I insert a copper key...
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2018/02/21 15:07:33
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a copper kettle.
I insert my hopes and dreams.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/21 15:40:02
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a wood chipper.
I insert Mt. Rushmore.
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2018/02/21 23:24:21
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a headrush.
I insert brass tacks...
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2018/02/21 23:59:43
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get Khorne's tax return.
I insert Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
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2018/02/22 05:33:10
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get Dr. Evil's hairless cat, Mr. Bigglesworth.
I insert Austin Powers.
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2018/02/22 14:40:53
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Fat Bastard.
I insert a Githyanki Sword.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/22 14:52:31
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a sliced sushi fish slap.
I insert the Mothra twins.
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2018/02/22 15:40:33
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a terrible japanese musical number
I insert a stick of deodorant.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/02/22 17:15:24
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a lame grav tank conversion.
I insert an empty Pringles can...
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2018/02/22 19:11:56
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get the munchies.
I insert Flavor Flav's clock necklace.
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2018/02/23 15:48:17
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get down on it.
I insert Roger Waters's Bass Guitar.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/23 16:10:32
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a vial of LSD!
I insert a pamphlet for LDS membership...
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