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2014/11/01 04:06:34
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Loyal Necron Lychguard
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/uk-police-issue-witness-statement-character-peaches-dog-203049574.html
When members of the Crown Prosecution Service in West Midlands, England (responsible for prosecuting criminal cases in England and Wales), asked the police department for a statement from a witness named PC Peach, they were told that would be difficult because Peach, while intelligent, was actually PD Peach—and "PD" stands for "police dog."
But the CPS continued to insist on hearing from "the witness." So, one of Peach's handlers wrote a statement in the character of the dog. The statement reads: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach." It was then "signed" with a large black paw print.
Peach 1, CPS 0.
Members of the CPS, however, were apparently not amused by the prank. The U.K.'s Telegraph reports that after a photo of Peach's statement was posted to various social networks, the CPS complained to the police chief that they were being mocked.
ITV reports the matter is being investigated. However, the officer responsible for posting the statement of the photo is unlikely to get into trouble. Chairman of the West Midlands branch of the Police Federation Ian Edwards said, “It's a difficult time for police, and sometimes humor is a way of venting frustrations."
They make a ridiculous request....then complain that they are mocked over it? /facepalm
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2013/02/24 00:04:00
Subject: Re:"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yikes. This has Disney wrote all over it
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2013/02/24 02:23:30
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Fixture of Dakka
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They have their cake and they're trying to eat it yet it just seems to be getting smooshed all over their face.
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2013/02/24 20:53:52
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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I read that earlier and almost choked on my stew 
 Maelstrom808 wrote:They make a ridiculous request....then complain that they are mocked over it? /facepalm
Have you ever worked with career bureaucrats?
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2013/02/24 21:03:06
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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I think it was Admiral Scheer or possibly Admiral Hipper who said, "A silly question deserves a silly answer" about something particularly stupid the Kaiser had asked.
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2013/02/24 21:10:14
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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[DCM]
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 Kilkrazy wrote:I think it was Admiral Scheer or possibly Admiral Hipper who said, "A silly question deserves a silly answer" about something particularly stupid the Kaiser had asked.
Yeah, they deserve to be mocked in this case. If they're going to continually ask for something so stupid, they should lighten up a bit when someone turns it into a harmless joke.
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2013/02/24 21:14:30
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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I saw a copy of the report on facebook a while ago; it was quite entertaining
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2013/02/24 21:41:25
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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I loved this when I saw it first time. How reports should be.
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Bruins fan till the end.
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2013/02/26 22:54:09
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Wraith
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I'm surprised they didn't put him on the stand.
Bark once for yes, twice for no.
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2013/02/26 22:58:59
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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 gunslingerpro wrote:I'm surprised they didn't put him on the stand.
Bark once for yes, twice for no.
*BARK BARK BARK*
Dammit he's not cooperating!
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2013/02/26 23:02:30
Subject: Re:"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Yeah, you ask a stupid question....
Does anyone know if any of the great apes have ever taken the stand? I wonder about testimony from a creature which does have language.
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2013/02/26 23:11:31
Subject: Re:"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Wraith
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 Ouze wrote:Yeah, you ask a stupid question....
Does anyone know if any of the great apes have ever taken the stand? I wonder about testimony from a creature which does have language.
"So, Bubbles, on the night in question, where were you on the Neverland Ranch?"
".....(throws gak)"
"Permission to treat the witness as hostile."
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2013/02/27 03:39:19
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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At least it wasn't Rodney the Wiener Dog from Hell.
"BARK BARK BITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITE!!!"
"Runnnn arghhh my ankle oh not my face my beautiful face!!!"
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2013/02/27 03:42:15
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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This gave me a good laugh.
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2013/02/27 06:50:15
Subject: Re:"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Hallowed Canoness
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gunslingerpro wrote: Ouze wrote:Yeah, you ask a stupid question....
Does anyone know if any of the great apes have ever taken the stand? I wonder about testimony from a creature which does have language.
"So, Bubbles, on the night in question, where were you on the Neverland Ranch?"
".....(throws gak)"
"Permission to treat the witness as hostile."
Not sure what's funnier, the concept of a gak flinging ape in the court room or Peach's first police report.
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Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
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2013/02/27 06:54:02
Subject: Re:"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Lady of the Lake
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On paper shaped into the word "stupid".
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2013/02/27 18:01:26
Subject: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Good job that dog handler!
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2013/02/27 18:44:56
Subject: Re:"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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 KalashnikovMarine wrote: gunslingerpro wrote: Ouze wrote:Yeah, you ask a stupid question....
Does anyone know if any of the great apes have ever taken the stand? I wonder about testimony from a creature which does have language.
"So, Bubbles, on the night in question, where were you on the Neverland Ranch?"
".....(throws gak)"
"Permission to treat the witness as hostile."
Not sure what's funnier, the concept of a gak flinging ape in the court room or Peach's first police report.
"Government came under fire today after an audit revealed receipts for a Dog Whisperer to come and collect the police report from Peach the Dog."
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"So, do please come along when we're promoting something new and need photos for the facebook page or to send to our regional manager, do please engage in our gaming when we're pushing something specific hard and need to get the little kiddies drifting past to want to come in an see what all the fuss is about. But otherwise, stay the feth out, you smelly, antisocial bastards, because we're scared you are going to say something that goes against our mantra of absolute devotion to the corporate motherland and we actually perceive any of you who've been gaming more than a year to be a hostile entity as you've been exposed to the internet and 'dangerous ideas'. " - MeanGreenStompa
"Then someone mentions Infinity and everyone ignores it because no one really plays it." - nkelsch
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