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http://www.news.com.au/world-news/video-shows-queen-elizabeth-dodge-ceremonial-sword-as-lord-mayor-swings-around/story-fndir2ev-1226623153785

Actually, this is pretty lame. Come on, show your monarch enough respect to put some effort into an assassination attempt!

Incidentally, I don't know much about the British Empire. Is it anything like the Klingon Empire, where you get to take the throne if you kill the emperor?

   
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Come on, it looked like it was still in the scabbard.

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Looks like this guy was being a royal pain in the neck

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 Grey Templar wrote:
Come on, it looked like it was still in the scabbard.




It was. Sheesh. Can I brag about surviving electrocution if someone static Zzaps me?
   
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I just cant stop laughing at the cape of the guy who is weilding the sword.
He looks more overdressed then the queen.

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That was hardly millimeters close to her neck....... looked like it was a damn crowns length away!

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This is why we can't have nice things like pet alligators and swords in public any more!


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What is this.. I don't even..
   
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Didn't even look twice at the 'gader on the leash......because the owner had his pet on a leash......

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I think the reaction was amusing, the Queen moved back slightly and turned to look at Philip, who just grinned at her and probably mumbled something offensive to a random minority.

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"Dodge" is not a proper word for what she did. From that videos perspective it came nowhere near her.

Silly brits

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 Tazz Azrael wrote:
That was hardly millimeters close to her neck.......


Sure it was. Just lots of millimeters.

   
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Philip should speak more in public... it's always comedy gold.
   
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 kronk wrote:
This is why we can't have nice things like pet alligators and swords in public any more!



IDK, that Gator is on a leash so its probably legal. Assuming ownership of alligators is legal where that photo was taken.

You'd be surprised how many places its legal to own gators.

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Indeed, they're pretty tasty.

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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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 Grey Templar wrote:
 kronk wrote:
This is why we can't have nice things like pet alligators and swords in public any more!



IDK, that Gator is on a leash so its probably legal. Assuming ownership of alligators is legal where that photo was taken.

You'd be surprised how many places its legal to own gators.


Oh. I thought the alligator was the pet owner.

BTW, that guy obviously plays both Warhammer and D&D.

   
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I was hoping the Queen was going to go full on Matrix, the blade millimeters away from her throat.


   
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She could take him.

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Now we just need to sign Micheal Bay for the movie, and itll be somethin worth watchin
   
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So the Queen is actually a crime fighting Ninja by night and a serene Monarch by day.

sounds about right for a b-grade Kung-fu movie.

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 Zinderneuf wrote:
 Grey Templar wrote:
 kronk wrote:
This is why we can't have nice things like pet alligators and swords in public any more!



IDK, that Gator is on a leash so its probably legal. Assuming ownership of alligators is legal where that photo was taken.

You'd be surprised how many places its legal to own gators.


Oh. I thought the alligator was the pet owner.

BTW, that guy obviously plays both Warhammer and D&D.


Can't be a D&D player, there's no visible butt crack.

 
   
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Not a B-grade Kung-fu movie....a B-grade Queen-fu movie.

 
   
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 Jihadin wrote:
Didn't even look twice at the 'gader on the leash......because the owner had his pet on a leash......


Jihadin!

Welcome back!


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 AduroT wrote:


Can't be a D&D player, there's no visible butt crack.


No backpack = Not a D&D player. Dead give-away.

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 AduroT wrote:
 Zinderneuf wrote:
 Grey Templar wrote:
 kronk wrote:
This is why we can't have nice things like pet alligators and swords in public any more!



IDK, that Gator is on a leash so its probably legal. Assuming ownership of alligators is legal where that photo was taken.

You'd be surprised how many places its legal to own gators.


Oh. I thought the alligator was the pet owner.

BTW, that guy obviously plays both Warhammer and D&D.


Can't be a D&D player, there's no visible butt crack.


Hmm. Good point.

   
 
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