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So, What is the ONE model that you hate to put together, paint or just look at because you loath it.
For me it is a Tie between the Rhino Chassis or the Crisis suit.
The rhino is just so bland to build, it is a box, A metal box.
The Crisis suit, I have had to build so many of those im just tired of looking at them.

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Fixture of Dakka






Metal SAG mek was a terrible model to put together.

Ork bikers are a close second as the riders never fit on the bikes correctly.

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Ork trukk, SAG, metal kans.
   
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Going back a bit, but the Guard Heavy Weapon teams for Autocannons and Heavy Bolters (yes, the metal ones). I think I must've built maybe 24 of them, all told, and I doubt if I put together any of them the same way as the previous one.

They look cool, but I hated that kit.

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Charleston, SC

Old metal Wraithlords. Just no...

 
   
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Pasadena

Metal Thunderfire Cannon. Worst model ever...

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

The old pewter Slann Mage Priests and/or Hellcannons.

The former tried to balance a weighty chunk of pewter on a flimsy flight stand, and the latter... the less about that one the better, really.

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Necron Warriors, after assembling 60....i never wanna put a single one together EVER again -_-
   
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Powerful Irongut




England

Several, basic skeleton troopers for Tomb Kings, Terradon Riders, and dear god the metal orc and goblins spider...

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Myrmidon Officer





NC

It's really any Infinity model in high heels. I tend to remove the chunk of metal between the legs that goes in the slottabases, and a model in battleheels doesn't make the attachment easy.
   
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Heirophant.

So. Many. Tiny. fething. Spikes. Legs. Won't. Support. Body. Weight.

Graaaaah.
   
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USA

My first Rhino and Baal builds were both done in the same day. It was a humbling experience for a first time modeler. Those fething tracks were just...ugh. Looking forward to my first Storm Raven build. It will probably one up the Rhino chassis builds a bit. I see blood and glued skin.

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Drop pods and Valkyries. So many little bits and complex pieces that if you don't assemble it JUST RIGHT, it comes out wonky.

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The old Metal Bloodthirster drove me insane back in 3rd ed (before I knew of things like 'pinning').

Looking to the future I also have an unbuilt original land raider crusader with the metal parts that mocks me from inside its box.

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Eleriel & Alaniel by Raging Heroes....

Look great once positioned properly.... such a pain in the tukis to get there though... and you need to paint some of the parts before assembly....

But so nice once done....

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Australia

The FW storm eagle. I got halfway through it then started using it for other kitbashes.

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Oh, I certainly vote with my dollar, but the problem is that that is not enough. The problem with the 'vote with your dollar' response is that it doesn't take into account why we're not buying the product. I want to enjoy 40k enough to buy back in. It was my introduction to traditional games, and there was a time when I enjoyed it very much. I want to buy 40k, but Gamesworkshop is doing their very best to push me away, and simply not buying their product won't tell them that.
 
   
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Cheltenham, UK

Skorne Arcuarii. Never have I sworn so consistently or profusely. And the design is (or was, as I'd like to think the plastic ones are better, now) deeply stupid to start with.

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Newcastle, OZ

 hotsauceman1 wrote:

The rhino is just so bland to build, it is a box, A metal box.


The rhino is a battle taxi. It's only purpose is to get the troops from A-B quicker than they could on foot. It doesn't have to be pretty and tbh, most contemporary APC/IFVs are rather unattractive metal boxes. It also is an ancient template - designed to be a rugged surface transport for hardy colonial types. These things tend to favour practicality over looks as a result.

METAL Thunderfire Cannon. Went into the smelting pot. The initial casting run was so renowned for miscasts that the local store didn't even try to help gamers assemble them. They just took them back and issued credits.

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Oxfordshire UK

The Sherman Firefly's from the Open Fire! boxed set. Small, fiddly and slightly bent.... The StuGs went together very well though...



 
   
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tiberius183 wrote:
Drop pods and Valkyries. So many little bits and complex pieces that if you don't assemble it JUST RIGHT, it comes out wonky.


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Glendale, AZ

Old metal Scraplauncher.... I put together one, It fell apart even with using the GS + Superglue trick. Other has stayed in the box. Gonna kitbash em to make Ogre chariots.

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Old metal Warwalkers.

Spindly, weird weight distribution and they flat out refuse to accept glue onto them. Somehow they repel it.

Chaging the guns to plastic helped me in the end - removed the weight from the arm/ball joint affair they've got. Although this may change. I've still got a storm eagle to do.



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Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
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Swooping hawks.

Finish them, take them out for a game wings are off....
Put them together again play a game, wings are off............
Try to pin them, drill bit slips into thumb...
Repeat one more round and I just leave the wings off then leave them in a drawer.

Then they get Finecasted and while I like the look of the models, I won't get them as I think the way they connect to the base is just too fragile.

   
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Scotland

Vampire Counts' Black Coach. They were my first ever fully painted army, finished them in a single week's holiday then came to the black coach; that thing just doesn't hold together and still languishes, reminding me of failure. The old metal azazel daemon prince, thing just defies physics and physics wins.

Also old metal GK termi pauldron shields would never ever stay on despite hundreds of attempts, the little bump for their attachment just ended up getting filed off.

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Ramsden Heath, Essex

The original Imperial Dreadnaughts. The cup connections on the shoulders and legs were on the face of it fine, in reality they were a nightmare to keep glued on, especially when the armed were stick on. Horrid horrid balls of heavy metal!

Also almost any FoW model, multiple issues across the range with poor casts, fiddley little bits, strange connections and the whole metal/resin interface on most kits. I love the models when theyre together it's just getting them there I hate!

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Nottinghamshire- England

Gargoyles and Hormagaunts...

Any model that needs the arms glued to the body and the gun at the same time just gets on my tits...

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 jonolikespie wrote:
The FW storm eagle. I got halfway through it then started using it for other kitbashes.


This.

Though I persevered through the use of many, many zip strips and dunking the whole thing in a sink of hot water to make it bend into place. FW may make crappy resin for 40k fanbois. But damn, it looks pretty.

On of the worst models I've had the displeasure of putting together recently was the Legion of Everblight Succubus. Tiny contact point on the base and every. Single. Limb. Is separate.


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metal krootoxes and 3ed metal gargoyles. Those models were spawned from an evil so wicked it makes greater daemons look like they frolic with smurfs. They must have been cut in half by a butter knife then had the master cast in jello the way the halves failed to match up.

   
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Multispectral Nisse




Luton, UK



That umbrella is metal. A thick chunk of metal.

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Leeds, UK

I can't stand the DE Raider / Ravager chassis. I always struggled to get the "tip" to join, leaving this nice big gap at the front of something that's supposed to be aerodynamic. It put off buying more.

That and those stupid spindly little flag poles & sails that snap off as soon as you look at them...

   
 
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