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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 19:00:23
Subject: Those Awkward Gaming Moments
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Saltillo, MS
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garret wrote:games not keeping score okay since its just for fun
games where everyone has to play okay
games where you cant heckle the batter not okay
my school almost cancelled cheerleading in order not to make the visiting team fell bad
The following is COMPLETELY politically incorrect about the "Good ole days"..
These two towns in our high school sports divisions, Nettleton and Okolona have had a very fierce rivalry for decades. Okolona had a lot of people of Italian descent playing for their team one year and they were playing off against Nettleton to go to state championships in the 60's. The Nettleton cheerleaders did a cheer:
We're gonna Wop, Wop, Wop them on the head, we're gonna Wop them on the head!
My grandmother told me about a boy in the 50's who got rejected for the basketball team. He figured since he couldn't play basketball, NO ONE was going to play basketball, so he burned down the gym. The school officials were actually glad because the gym was dangerously old and a fire trap and this gave them a chance to claim it on insurance and budget money to build a modern gym. The judge put the kid on probation, but he had to make the honor roll every year. He just retired as our Constable.
Now of course, the cheerleading squad would have been disbanded and maybe have to take some sort of "ethnic diversification" class and that boy would have been classified as a domestic terrorist and institutionalized. Not saying that it's okay to burn down a gym when you don't get your way..try out for baseball or football or track...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 19:05:34
Subject: Those Awkward Gaming Moments
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Sorry meant that as a PM. Oh well. but yes, don't torment the sloth. He's a bitter, bitter, old sloth.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 19:36:04
Subject: Re:Those Awkward Gaming Moments
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General Gaming Situation
The one thing that is worse than playing against a TFG is being partnered with him in a group gaming battle. This is especially true when you don’t really know the people you are gaming with that well. I had “partners” tease opponents, openly mock them during the game rule, lawyer to an extreme and engage in other such unsportsmanlike behavior that I felt made me a jackass by association. One game the person I was fighting alongside was so bad I made up my mind to have my nearby squad gun down his commander, but unfortunately they were pinned by enemy fire and I didn’t have any other candidates. I think we won the battle, with me doing all the fighting and my ally hiding behind my units. I managed to get a quick word in with my opponents and tell them of my intention to assassinate his character. We had a running joke on how awesome that would have been if my squad turned around and blasted him to pieces.
edit- had this on my computer felt it expressed my situation nicely.
Teh_awesum_sniper: tripple kill!! lol ur all n00bs!!!!1 lol lol rofl!!!!!!11one
Teh_awesum_sniper was betrayed by Dark Dragon
Teh_awesum_sniper: hy tk n00b wer on the same teem!!!11
Teh_awesum_sniper was betrayed by Dark Dragon
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/15 19:44:04
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 20:58:44
Subject: Those Awkward Gaming Moments
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I once caught someone masturbating to a daemonette model.
True story. Never again will I venture into the FLGS toilets.
So, do you bring that subject up incessantly because:
1) You WANT to annoy people with it
2) It's all you ever think about or
3) You hope someone gets off on it?
Regardless of which one it is... PLEASE stop.
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 21:02:56
Subject: Those Awkward Gaming Moments
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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MagickalMemories wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:I once caught someone masturbating to a daemonette model.
True story. Never again will I venture into the FLGS toilets.
So, do you bring that subject up incessantly because:
1) You WANT to annoy people with it
2) It's all you ever think about or
3) You hope someone gets off on it?
Regardless of which one it is... PLEASE stop.
Someone has a Sandy Vagina methinks. If you really don't like what Cheese is saying, click the ignore button, don't whine in public kthnx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 21:48:21
Subject: Those Awkward Gaming Moments
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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eh?!?!?!?!?!?
I'm gone for 2 hours and what the hell do I find on this forum?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 22:29:17
Subject: Re:Those Awkward Gaming Moments
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Mmm yea after 19 pages, strangely enough its gone a bit OT
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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