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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get anxious for the upcoming weekend.

I insert a balanced list.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

You get tabled.

I insert a dice app...
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get slapped by a superstitious player

I insert an Augmented Reality App

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get 3d glasses.

I insert a blacklight.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a recording of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly.

I insert a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket.
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

You get fear & loathing.

I insert a fire apple red convertible...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get speeding tickets.

I insert an ordinary deck of cards.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get a Fate Deck

I insert Fate Dice

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get fuzzy dice.

I insert the competition.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a participation trophy.

I insert a blue ribbon...
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get first prize in a beauty contest.

I insert a banana.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 1/27/19, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1300 | Space Wolves: ~3400
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Imperial Knights: ~800 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6200 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8100 | Death Guard: ~2800 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2100
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2018: 134 | Total models painted in 2019: 6 | Current main painting project: Taddeus the Purifier and Pious Vorne
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get a scale

I insert colorless Gatorade

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get everclear.

I insert Jim Jones punch.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a pair of brand new black-and-white Nike Decades.

I insert the Shepherd's Rod...
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get a tract on Transubstantiation

I insert a Gaint Trapdoor spider

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get nervous livestock.

I insert coffee stirrer sticks.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

You get nervous.

I insert prozac...
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get a wild guess

I insert a fidget cube

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get a Rubix cube.

I insert an American football.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 1/27/19, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1300 | Space Wolves: ~3400
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Imperial Knights: ~800 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6200 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8100 | Death Guard: ~2800 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2100
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2018: 134 | Total models painted in 2019: 6 | Current main painting project: Taddeus the Purifier and Pious Vorne
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get first down.

I insert a flat tire.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get jacked.

I insert a migraine headache.
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a glass of water.

I insert a straw...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a wooden stir-stick.

I insert a pool liner.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a pair of goggles.

I insert a Premier Pro Aluminum Swimming Pool Leaf Rake...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a spoon.

I insert pool noodles.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

You get Pad Thai.

I insert Sriracha...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get spaghetti.

I insert my favorite axe.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get an IOU from the Space Wolves

I insert my favorite set of dentures

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest





Albuquerque,, NM

You get Data's Pinchers of Peril!

I insert Slick Shoes!
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a shine.

I insert a clown.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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