40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get an urge to jump in and retreive it.

I insert mead.

**BigWaaagh**

You get stung by a bee.

I insert a nice bowl of spag-bol, some homemade garlic bread and a bottle of Chianti.

**ChargerIIC**

You get orders to report to a resocialization camp

I insert a german shepard

**ZergSmasher**

You get a German sheep.

I insert a roll of Italian sausage.

**snurl**

You get rolling italians.

I insert cocoa puffs.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a gravestone marker for Gramps the Cukoo Bird

I insert a parking lot

**gruebot**

You get Space Marine Rhinos.

I insert Arkhan Land...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Segway with an assault cannon mounted on it.

I insert The One Ring.

**snurl**

You get a massive repair bill for an engine overhaul.

I insert a bale of hay.

**gruebot**

You get a signed headshot of Sarah Jessica Parker.

I insert a sugar cube...

**snurl**

You get dental bills.

I insert pumpkin spice.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Scary Spice.

I insert a face melting guitar solo from Eddie Van Halen.

**lliu**

You get a broken vending machine that shoots US 4656917 patents at you.

I insert an Adeptus Custodes Codex.

**snurl**

You get an IKEA assembly manual.

I insert a croquet Mallett.

**gruebot**

You get a bag of lawn trimmings.

I insert a weed whacker...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a marijuana topiary in the shape of Marneus Calgar.

I insert a pitcher of chilled white Spanish Sangria...and 6 glasses.

**snurl**

You get a case of Budweiser.

I insert hobbies that have lost their lustre.

**gruebot**

You get a balsa wood glider.

I insert a rubber band...

**snurl**

You get a slingshot.

I insert a bonesaw.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a visit from a sawbones.

I insert Sofia Vergara.

**snurl**

You get Sofia Loren.

I insert the kitchen sink.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a KP duty roster

I insert a martian proclamation of war

**gruebot**

You get an Illidium P-36 Space Modulator.

I insert the orange fury Gossamer...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a hair ball.

I insert a melon-fething sea monster.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a melon in a terrible condition

I insert a Administrum issued set of Repulsor Wheel Maintenance Kits.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a pimped-out Big Wheel.

I insert Krampus.

**snurl**

You get cookies and a whip.

I insert cider.

**gruebot**

You get a "home remedy" scam.

I insert Tylenol...

**snurl**

You get Advil.

I insert a needle.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a haystack.

I insert Monday morning.