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pfc Nate: Hey everybody! look! JKB is beating up russki with a flamer-(flamer explodes.)BOOM! "quick! Somebody get some water! Russki's head is on fire!"

hehe When did that happen?

Just now, he is a grizzled veteran, he will appreciate the scars. just don't deny it when he says he got it whilst killing 2 catachan devils single handedly. You know he claims to have more balls than most men? he does. Those he rips from men who deny he is hard enough to take on 2 catachan devils single handedly, with no weapons

hlaine.larkin wrote:Just now, he is a grizzled veteran, he will appreciate the scars. just don't deny it when he says he got it whilst killing 2 catachan devils single handedly. You know he claims to have more balls than most men? he does. Those he rips from men who deny he is hard enough to take on 2 catachan devils single handedly, with no weapons

Ok that's weird ^.^

Welcome to the 222nd

yeah it just happened when Russki shoved a toe up JKB's nose

wait... Russki? Grizzled veteran?

Oh yeah, i have never met a more grizzly veteranny grizzled veteran in all my days, why else would he have a cerise tank?

so this happens often then ^.^

That's good

Oh yeah, jkb and russki are always at eachother with something or other, we tried putting them on charges, but realised a drop in morale. It turns out bludgeoning and burning with flamers or sticking toes in noses is what gets the men of the 222nd laughing.

sounds like fun, I might have to join in more ^.^

yeah...I still wanna know who stole my socks, damned sock theif.

I can't believe how many people have started their own chapters etc now :O we where the original :O

but yeah, just pick someone and whale on them. see what happens

also, Marshall, I do map making a lot. Maybe I could make a map of the 222nd's campsite?

You can do

anyone can make anything they want for the 222nd only the good stuff gets an official stamp

hlaine.larkin wrote:I can't believe how many people have started their own chapters etc now :O we where the original :O

but yeah, just pick someone and whale on them. see what happens

O.K...who's the smallest guy in the regiment?



on a completely unrelated note, anyone got a spare pair of power fists?

The smallest? that would be the psyker altzer, he is not a catachan you see. so go try whale on him

i do, but they are for my protection. and when i want to play 'ultramarines'

hlaine.larkin wrote:The smallest? that would be the psyker altzer, he is not a catachan you see. so go try whale on him

i do, but they are for my protection. and when i want to play 'ultramarines'

Whale on a psyker?.........I like having my brains INSIDE my skull, thank you

Hale Valence, can you do that shot again with my shot gun?

To our commander, I don't beat up people with manboobs... No offence, but I do't want to get my hands on that.

As for Nate.... Although my hair is on fire, I'm still the sexiest Catachan you'll ever meet.
"I may be bald, but I'm still sexy!"

Now if you excuse me, JKB, can I have my toe back? 'm very attached to it. It's still in your nose...

I guess next smallest is me O.o but you wouldn't hit a girl would you?

Sister of Krieg wrote:I guess next smallest is me O.o but you wouldn't hit a girl would you?

Don't worry.
Also, I found some hot shot laspacks, wanna have them?

Just don't show them to the Ministorum clerks...

Girl?! where?!

on the menu card...

loner wrote:

Sister of Krieg wrote:I guess next smallest is me O.o but you wouldn't hit a girl would you?

Don't worry.
Also, I found some hot shot laspacks, wanna have them?

Just don't show them to the Ministorum clerks...

Yes please, and don't worry I'll keep them a secret ^^

hlaine.larkin wrote:Girl?! where?!

Me. Here, I think.

What's a female?..

I am ^.^ good enough awnser?

Surley not. catachan regiments don't have women. i don't believe you! besides, you don't nag us, apparently thats all women do.

I'm probably one of the smallest... Don't tell him that!

Oh well thank you for those kind words :S

and all Imperial Guard regiments are recruited from homeworlds so It's not impossible for a woman to get in ^.^

I think someone is a bit narrow minded...
Then again, may we sing, hold hands and set commissars on fire?

This is true, i have also heard women can be good at fighting, just don't expect special treatment