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**hlaine.larkin**

are these the elysians that arn't man enough to slog it to a battle so have to get in a gunship?

**Sister of Krieg**

ye the ones that fly everywhere then pop out of shutes and poke the enemy to death ^.^

**hlaine.larkin**

yeah, we met some of those guys once. they couldn't land, so left us to the fighting and they buggered off and took the glory.

**Sister of Krieg**

Next time i think we should "help" them down, with our great "encouragement". then they would join the fight ^.^

**Sledgio**

I like the sound of "encouraging" those pansies down from their cosy little airborne homes! ;D

**Sister of Krieg**

Would sniping the pilots be a bit much or should I aim for the engines?

**Sledgio**

The windscreen in front of the pilots, enough to scare them into landing or dropping the troopers off and scarpering!

and if that doesn't work, hit one of the engines!

**hlaine.larkin**

well, it would have to be an engine malfunction that caused it.

**purplefood**

You're a sniper?
Excellent...
When i get back to writing the background everything should fit together all shiny like...

**Brother-Captain-Rawr!**

*pulls out a cigar, all the while making sure the cool catachans are watching*
"mmm....can't beat a good Terran cigar can ya boys"
*pulls out sawn-off lasrifle, places the end of the barrel next to the end of the cigar and pulls the trigger*

*TZZZZZZZUUU!*

"ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!! MY BLOODY BIG TOE!! It's...it's not there anymore! ... sniff ... sniff"
"aheeerm. I ... mean ... Ow!, that stung abit. Grrrrr. Wus just a scratch"

*looks around sheepishly*

Automatically Appended Next Post:
"oh...isn't that funny. I am also a sniper. we can practice sniping together *cough*. Sure I could teach you afew things."

*Limps towards the med-hab unit, trailing a streak of blood across the barracks*

**loner**

*picks up toe*
Look what I can!
*pushes toe in JKB's nose*

**hlaine.larkin**

ooo a toe. thats good luck jkb.

**Jimsolo**

Private Brundo, if there is still a position in Squad III of Gamma Platoon.

**Toastedandy**

Hydra crew still unamed?

Lt. 'Frak head' Murphy and Private. 'krusty' Kelly

**Sister of Krieg**

*spins round at the sound of the lasgun going off, flicking my las rifle up and watching TunderBalz limp across to the med hall*

Ha! teach me how to snipe. *shoots the the cigar half, nearer Tunderbalz mouth, clean off. Then raises rifle and turns back to the trees*

**Lyzin Locrian**

Sister of Krieg wrote:*spins round at the sound of the lasgun going off, flicking my las rifle up and watching TunderBalz limp across to the med hall*

Ha! teach me how to snipe. *shoots the the cigar half, nearer Tunderbalz mouth, clean off. Then raises rifle and turns back to the trees*

89-Pvt Stumbo: You missed his head, oh well, we can't hit all the time. Mind if I join you?

**Sledgio**

Lyzin Locrian wrote:
Sister of Krieg wrote:*spins round at the sound of the lasgun going off, flicking my las rifle up and watching TunderBalz limp across to the med hall*

Ha! teach me how to snipe. *shoots the the cigar half, nearer Tunderbalz mouth, clean off. Then raises rifle and turns back to the trees*

89-Pvt Stumbo: You missed his head, oh well, we can't hit all the time. Mind if I join you?

That's why you need a special weapon like me! If you're not accurate enough, who cares? It's either blown up or you've fired enough shots to hit with one of them!

**Sister of Krieg**

Smokings a terrible habit I'm doing him a favour but if he makes many more comments I will shoot his head
*takes a cloth out of a back pocket and begins polishing my las rifle again*

**Sledgio**

He was trying to act cool in front of all the cool catachans like me!

I'm a cool catachan and the only thing that smokes around me is my special weapon! ;D

**Sister of Krieg**

The only thing that smokes around me is...

Oh wait that is me ;P

**Sledgio**

Sister of Krieg wrote:Smokings a terrible habit I'm doing him a favour

then

Sister of Krieg wrote:The only thing that smokes around me is...

Oh wait that is me ;P

Hmmm...

You rebel!

**hlaine.larkin**

On an official note, smoking kills kids.

**Sledgio**

Yeah, but the only thing my weapon's smoking will kill is a lot of enemies of the imperium!

**Sister of Krieg**

Yes I didn't mean the same kind of smoking those to times ;P

but sure I don't smoke cigarettes or cigars.

**Sledgio**

Ahh, I see!

**hlaine.larkin**

if you are smoking, you may have stepped in acid, go to the medicae.

**Sister of Krieg**

No i'm fine it's just from sitting in the sun

**hlaine.larkin**

ah okay. which one?

**Sister of Krieg**

*points in the sky* That one ^.^

Sorry I never remember there names *stands and walks to find some shade*

**hlaine.larkin**

Just a reminder- more fun filled catachan fun this way http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/365557.page