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Thats fine, we have a leman russ executioner, specialises in removing such sets of armour.

ahhh...you bring back fond memories private. that is exactly what my old friend 'ugg skullkrakka' used to say.

unfortunately he was hit in the chest by a bolter shell. nobody ever told him that as a bolter is AP 5, a nice suit of carapace armour would have done him the world of good.

sniff...


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hlaine.larkin wrote:Thats fine, we have a leman russ executioner, specialises in removing such sets of armour.

If i may proceed to climbing into the barrel of said excecutioner with my storm shield and testing that theory out SIR!

Brother-Captain-Rawr! wrote:ahhh...you bring back fond memories private. that is exactly what my old friend 'ugg skullkrakka' used to say.

unfortunately he was hit in the chest by a bolter shell. nobody ever told him that as a bolter is AP 5, a nice suit of carapace armour would have done him the world of good.

sniff...


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hlaine.larkin wrote:Thats fine, we have a leman russ executioner, specialises in removing such sets of armour.

If i may proceed to climbing into the barrel of said excecutioner with my storm shield and testing that theory out SIR!

Commander Seric: If the Executioner don't work, I would love to let you try out my tank's battle cannon from range; if the Marshall allows it, of course. It would be great target practice for my gunner....

(According to 40k rules, you'd only have a 40% chance of splatting anyone wearing a storm shield after you wound with a battle cannon lol)

yes thats fine. we have a psyker, he will keep you in place and we will shoot as many times as we need too.


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Okay guys- a complete random tangent, and a nerdy one, if there are any harry potter fans in the house, pm me i have something i need all your help with!

89-Pvt Stumbo: Watching Thunderballz get shot at by several of our tanks while he sits there helpless. . . Sounds like fun!!!Try not to die Thunderballz, I'm not finished tormenting you yet. 3 bottles of amasec says that he screams like a girl within the first 30 seconds, anybody wanna take that bet?

Ok this new guys seems to be an extremely arrogant one who do think your calling savages?

I already shot the Daemon so sticking your Chainsword into it doesn't make much of a difference. Who were you calling savages anyway?

*steals hair wax* Thank you ^^ this will help alot

(im not really such an ass. it's just a character ok hahaha. oh....and shanking the daemon from behind after it was dead was for comic effect.. )

Hey thats fine, we understand we like roleplay here

I'll throw my lot in!

Gamma, III, Private Du'vell

I Love this idea!!!

Thank you trooper. Welcome to the 222nd, go get yourself a hot meal and have a chat with the guys, they will make you feel welcome. On an unrelated note, driver wolfhead appears to have an uncanny ability to find things if you need anything.

*as all catachans speak with a strong cockney-gothic accent, Tunderbalz tries to imitate it so as to fit in with the rest of the troopers*
*he walks into the barracks wearing the same dirty fatigues, vest and bandana as yesterday after enjoying a soothing but extremely itchy acid bath*

"ehhheeerm ..." *clears throat*

"ehhh ehhh errrrm .... alwoight laads?"
"Yeah ... wus just shaaarpunin mi knife on sum razer graaas and bumped into a roight big monsteer thing. Oi blooday keeled it though. yeah...in like one motion an' everyfing"

Good job, what kind of monster was it?

"Uhhhhh... it wuz a killer armoured bunnih"

Hmmm yeah, that may have been wolfhead dressed up.

O my god! You killed Wolfhead!
(awaiting southpark pun...)

Party time!

*dances really hardcore to classical music*

You guys are all insane ^^ Love it

and ye everyone loves roleplaying here so we know your not really like your character.

also who are the "guys" that will make him feel welcome?

*places Sniper Rifle over shoulder and paces out of the mess tent past Tunderbalz* Welcome to the team. *walks off to find a quite(ish) place to sit, outside.*

You arn't a woman are you Hale? i mean, we are a male only regiment, talk to JKB, he is the peak of masculinity and will be able to help you fit in.

Private Sledge of the special weapons team ready for action! Special weapons are for special people!

hlaine.larkin wrote:You arn't a woman are you Hale? i mean, we are a male only regiment, talk to JKB, he is the peak of masculinity and will be able to help you fit in.

Oh well yes I am and I don't think there is such a thing as a male only force in 40k ^^ I'm a member of the Hellsing Crusaders and Space marines are meant to be single sex.

Although I guess if you are a male only group then I should probably keep this space outside until something eats me :S

I'd rather not become more masculine, I don't mind most comments that people make and I can deal with anyone who isn't happy with it > *places hand on grenade belt*

but thank you for the advice.

Sister of Krieg wrote:*places hand on grenade belt*

That's a bit excessive, don't you think? I mean, surely a lasgun shot would suffice?

Well I like going out with a bang *grins*

and I wouldn't want anyone to doubt my capability to be a Catachan. *removes one of the grenades from the belt and strokes in with my gloved hand*

Sister of Krieg wrote:Well I like going out with a bang *grins*

Sorry, but that is what she said! ;D

But I get you!

(the point is JKB is a woman too, it's a running joke that she is a man when it s obvious she was a female, i was including you in this, not kicking you out like bob out of blackadder you can be a female character, JKB does it but is disguised you see)

hlaine.larkin wrote:(the point is JKB is a woman too, it's a running joke that she is a man when it s obvious she was a female, i was including you in this, not kicking you out like bob out of blackadder you can be a female character, JKB does it but is disguised you see)

Oh ok fair enough
I'm also better and stealth work with my sniper ^^

Can we now all hold hands and sing?

loner wrote:Can we now all hold hands and sing?

That doesn't sound like the sort of thing Catachan would do :S th'at more like Elysian pre-war ceremonies