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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get the outhouse door from a Chinese shrimp boat.

I insert my keyboard.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get 20,000 Razor advertisements shoved in a metal mailbox

I insert a Man's Man

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Widowmaker





Albuquerque,, NM

You get Old Spice aftershave.

I insert Terry Crews...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Terry Cloth.

I insert dishwashing liquid.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get a wave of foamy bubbles

I insert a collection of colorful fall leaves

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Widowmaker





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a naked tree.

I insert snow...
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get black ice.

I insert a whole Blackstone Fortress (don't even ask how I got it to fit into the machine...).

My armies (re-counted and updated on 6/7/18, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1100 | Space Wolves: ~2000
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Imperial Knights: ~800 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6300 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8400 | Death Guard: ~2700 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2400
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2017: 65 | Total models painted in 2018: 122 | Current main painting project: Space Wolves characters
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get your wallet back.

I insert grot tanks.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Widowmaker





Albuquerque,, NM

You get red paint.

I insert Devlin Mud...
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get an Eldar War-Unicycle

I insert a pair of Adepticon tickets

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a pair of Ozzfest tickets.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Widowmaker





Albuquerque,, NM

You get

I insert something...
   
Made in se
Sinewy Scourge





You get nothing

I insert a scalpel

 
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get a bio-tendril

I insert a bucket of rainwater

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in is
Cackling Chaos Conscript




Oow baby you get drowned.

Ai insert dakka!

5000  
   
Made in us
Widowmaker





Albuquerque,, NM

You get gubbins.

I insert choppas...
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get Grocery Store Sushi

I insert an M3 Lee battle tank

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in is
Cackling Chaos Conscript




You get blown.

Ai insert orkzes.

5000  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get boxes.

I insert gunpowder.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get some greent tea

I insert a handful of Ultramar Souvenirs

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get some moon rocks.

I insert sand.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Widowmaker





Albuquerque,, NM

You get dust.

I insert lichen...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Liches!

I insert Seraphim.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get Cherubim!

I insert 1000 French protesters.
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get a UN labeled police baton

I insert Goblin Green paint

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get base edges.

I insert red wheels.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Widowmaker





Albuquerque,, NM

You get BIKES!

I insert flames...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Burnnaz!

I insert a Rokkit.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Widowmaker





Albuquerque,, NM

You get Flash Gitz.

I insert a Snazzgun...
   
Made in us
Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor





You get BlingKannons

I insert a box of spent brass shell casings

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
 
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